The Meltdown Index

THE MELTDOWN INDEX COMPARING THE ACTIONS OF TWO POP STARS BRITNEY SPEARS JUSTIN BIEBER BORN DEC. 2, 1981 BORN MAR. 1, 1994 FEB. 2007 FEB. 2011 PERSONALLY SHAVES ENTIRE HEAD CUTS HIS FAMOUS HAIRSTYLE FEB. 2007 OCT. 2012 PUKES IN SUV AFTER PUKES ONSTAGE DURING CLUBBING CONCERT FEB. 2006 NOV. 2012 DROVE WITH IS ISSUED MANY HER BABY SPEEDING ON HER LAP TICKETS JAN. 2013 NOV. 2012 WEARS VERY SHORT WEARS OVERALLS MINISKIRT WHEN MEETING TO CHURCH CANADIAN PM NOV. 2002 JAN. 2013 RELATIONSHIP WITH JUSTIN RELATIONSHIP WITH SELENA TIMBERLAKE GOMEZ ENDS ENDS JAN. 2008 MAR. 2013 DATED PUNCHED PAPARAZZI PAPARAZZI JAN. 2008 MAR. 2013 HOSPITALIZED AGAINST HOSPITALIZED FOR EXHAUSTION, HER WILL AFTER ERRATIC TWEETS BEHAVIOR SEXY SELFIE AUG. 2004 MAR. 2013 WENT SHOELESS WORE IN A GAS A GAS MASK STATION WHILE BATHROOM SHOPPING AUG. 2009 MAR. 2013 eryone in my team has been seling me. eep ne press happy but fm tred of al countess les in the press right now Sayng m going to rehab and how my famy disappointed in me. My famy is beyond proud, and nothing's been said by them ygrandparents woudn know how to reach to press even of they did wart so so hat was a le and rehab cmon. Anyone beleves i need rehab hats their own upidity lol m 19 with 5number one abums, 19 and ve seen e whole world. 19 and accompished more than I couldve ever dreamed of, Im 19 and a must be scary to e peopie toink tht this i just the beginning. I know my lent level and i know i my head on straight knowwho i am and i know who i'm not My messege is to to e. My abums could be about anything but my messages have been to never sa nd beleve, not to believe in me, but to beleve in yoursef.Ihonesty don't u dont beleve in me becaute I beleve in me, and look where that's go m wrting this with a smile on my face and love in my heart Letting eet rather than have these sttory inger. Ima good person w ki deserve of this negative press tve worked my work doesn't stop here. fm growing up fing Fticise me everyday ithink im d GOES CLUBBING WITH LINDSAY LOHAN SLAMS LINDSAY LOHAN ON INSTAGRAM ENelnera EAN ALAALLA Beaufort O Baffin Bay Sea Ala APR. 2004 APR. 2013 tNAVET Labrador Sea G Bear tat SeRIHWEST RIORAES SAYS SHE GOES SAYS THAT ANNE FRANK "WOULD'VE Take Hudson Bay QUEBIC TO OVERSEAS James Bay BERTA MANIORA SASKATCHEWAN *Ednontono ONTARIO Nsw O Loure Québec Montre Olawa PLACES "LIKE CANADA" Calgary BEEN A BELIEBER" TED STATES A 100 w