Where the Fuck Is It?

WHERE THE FUCK IS IT? FOUND Scattered brained hardly describes the person that I am, and yet, no matter how organized I try to be, I am always losing my valuables in the black hole that is my room. Each and everyday I waste minutes, some times hours, searching for each and everything that is remotely important. If it's not my sketchbook, it's my phone or keys, and if karma truly wants to serve me some sweet justice, its my entire wallet with MICA ID and driver's license in it just as l'm about to get into my car to drive to the Print Lab in a torrential down pour. This is a documentation of my inability to remember over one week. Within these SCENE OF THE CRIME: My Bedroom stats, lies the reminder of how much more aware and responsible I must become once l enter into the real world. Theraputic Rantings FUCK ME SIDE WAYS GODDAMIT WHO DID I KIL IN MY PAST LIFE?! FB OFFICIAL: IT'S LOST! I NEED A GPS TRACKER FOR MY LIFE Places Items Recovered from: In Pillow Case, Wrapped inside Bed Sheets, Under Bed, Inside Shoes, Underneath Cat, Under Dresser, Inside Night Stand, Under Desk, Logded between Windo Sill and Bed, Undernealn Hamper, Wrapped Up in Clothes on the Floor, In a Glass of Water, In Trash, Inside Coat Pocket, Hung Up on WallI, Inside False Book, Inside Laptop Case, In Pant's Pocket, In Hamper, In Shopping Bag, Shoved Behind Dresser, Smashed into Over-flowing Drawer, Handed to Me by Drunk Girl, In Roomate's Bra Break Down of Time Searching Other (10.03 mins) Wallet (24.08 minutes) 80 SEARCHES in one week 19 17 15 12 MICA ID/Keys (68.8 minutes) Cellphone (223.6 minutes) MON TUES WED THUR FRI SAT SUN MON Daily Loss I'd Rather Have... Caught up on sleep Hung out with friends Watched a movie x3 Worked out x4 Songs I Played to Make Me Feel Better Went to the Inner Harbor 45 Worked on Homework 11 "Fuck You" Cee-Lo Green 07 "Two Weeks" Grizzly Bear 13 "Whip My Hair" Willow Smith 09 "Diplomat's Son" Vampire Weekend 05 "Home" Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros Loss Occurring between Nov. 15th & Nov. 22nd 13 Prayers to St. Anthony 15 Pleas to a Higher Power 09 Alcoholic Bevs Consumed 06 Furniture Rearranged 32 People Asked 01 Found by Stranger 05 Located by Roommate 02 Items Still in Limbo 344 Most Commonly Lost 100% STRESSED OUT minutes wasted searching Kevin Valente © 2010 WHERE THE FUCK IS IT? FOUND Scattered brained hardly describes the person that I am, and yet, no matter how organized I try to be, I am always losing my valuables in the black hole that is my room. Each and everyday I waste minutes, some times hours, searching for each and everything that is remotely important. If it's not my sketchbook, it's my phone or keys, and if karma truly wants to serve me some sweet justice, its my entire wallet with MICA ID and driver's license in it just as l'm about to get into my car to drive to the Print Lab in a torrential down pour. This is a documentation of my inability to remember over one week. Within these SCENE OF THE CRIME: My Bedroom stats, lies the reminder of how much more aware and responsible I must become once l enter into the real world. Theraputic Rantings FUCK ME SIDE WAYS GODDAMIT WHO DID I KIL IN MY PAST LIFE?! FB OFFICIAL: IT'S LOST! I NEED A GPS TRACKER FOR MY LIFE Places Items Recovered from: In Pillow Case, Wrapped inside Bed Sheets, Under Bed, Inside Shoes, Underneath Cat, Under Dresser, Inside Night Stand, Under Desk, Logded between Windo Sill and Bed, Undernealn Hamper, Wrapped Up in Clothes on the Floor, In a Glass of Water, In Trash, Inside Coat Pocket, Hung Up on WallI, Inside False Book, Inside Laptop Case, In Pant's Pocket, In Hamper, In Shopping Bag, Shoved Behind Dresser, Smashed into Over-flowing Drawer, Handed to Me by Drunk Girl, In Roomate's Bra Break Down of Time Searching Other (10.03 mins) Wallet (24.08 minutes) 80 SEARCHES in one week 19 17 15 12 MICA ID/Keys (68.8 minutes) Cellphone (223.6 minutes) MON TUES WED THUR FRI SAT SUN MON Daily Loss I'd Rather Have... Caught up on sleep Hung out with friends Watched a movie x3 Worked out x4 Songs I Played to Make Me Feel Better Went to the Inner Harbor 45 Worked on Homework 11 "Fuck You" Cee-Lo Green 07 "Two Weeks" Grizzly Bear 13 "Whip My Hair" Willow Smith 09 "Diplomat's Son" Vampire Weekend 05 "Home" Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros Loss Occurring between Nov. 15th & Nov. 22nd 13 Prayers to St. Anthony 15 Pleas to a Higher Power 09 Alcoholic Bevs Consumed 06 Furniture Rearranged 32 People Asked 01 Found by Stranger 05 Located by Roommate 02 Items Still in Limbo 344 Most Commonly Lost 100% STRESSED OUT minutes wasted searching Kevin Valente © 2010 WHERE THE FUCK IS IT? FOUND Scattered brained hardly describes the person that I am, and yet, no matter how organized I try to be, I am always losing my valuables in the black hole that is my room. Each and everyday I waste minutes, some times hours, searching for each and everything that is remotely important. If it's not my sketchbook, it's my phone or keys, and if karma truly wants to serve me some sweet justice, its my entire wallet with MICA ID and driver's license in it just as l'm about to get into my car to drive to the Print Lab in a torrential down pour. This is a documentation of my inability to remember over one week. Within these SCENE OF THE CRIME: My Bedroom stats, lies the reminder of how much more aware and responsible I must become once l enter into the real world. Theraputic Rantings FUCK ME SIDE WAYS GODDAMIT WHO DID I KIL IN MY PAST LIFE?! FB OFFICIAL: IT'S LOST! I NEED A GPS TRACKER FOR MY LIFE Places Items Recovered from: In Pillow Case, Wrapped inside Bed Sheets, Under Bed, Inside Shoes, Underneath Cat, Under Dresser, Inside Night Stand, Under Desk, Logded between Windo Sill and Bed, Undernealn Hamper, Wrapped Up in Clothes on the Floor, In a Glass of Water, In Trash, Inside Coat Pocket, Hung Up on WallI, Inside False Book, Inside Laptop Case, In Pant's Pocket, In Hamper, In Shopping Bag, Shoved Behind Dresser, Smashed into Over-flowing Drawer, Handed to Me by Drunk Girl, In Roomate's Bra Break Down of Time Searching Other (10.03 mins) Wallet (24.08 minutes) 80 SEARCHES in one week 19 17 15 12 MICA ID/Keys (68.8 minutes) Cellphone (223.6 minutes) MON TUES WED THUR FRI SAT SUN MON Daily Loss I'd Rather Have... Caught up on sleep Hung out with friends Watched a movie x3 Worked out x4 Songs I Played to Make Me Feel Better Went to the Inner Harbor 45 Worked on Homework 11 "Fuck You" Cee-Lo Green 07 "Two Weeks" Grizzly Bear 13 "Whip My Hair" Willow Smith 09 "Diplomat's Son" Vampire Weekend 05 "Home" Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros Loss Occurring between Nov. 15th & Nov. 22nd 13 Prayers to St. Anthony 15 Pleas to a Higher Power 09 Alcoholic Bevs Consumed 06 Furniture Rearranged 32 People Asked 01 Found by Stranger 05 Located by Roommate 02 Items Still in Limbo 344 Most Commonly Lost 100% STRESSED OUT minutes wasted searching Kevin Valente © 2010 WHERE THE FUCK IS IT? FOUND Scattered brained hardly describes the person that I am, and yet, no matter how organized I try to be, I am always losing my valuables in the black hole that is my room. Each and everyday I waste minutes, some times hours, searching for each and everything that is remotely important. If it's not my sketchbook, it's my phone or keys, and if karma truly wants to serve me some sweet justice, its my entire wallet with MICA ID and driver's license in it just as l'm about to get into my car to drive to the Print Lab in a torrential down pour. This is a documentation of my inability to remember over one week. Within these SCENE OF THE CRIME: My Bedroom stats, lies the reminder of how much more aware and responsible I must become once l enter into the real world. Theraputic Rantings FUCK ME SIDE WAYS GODDAMIT WHO DID I KIL IN MY PAST LIFE?! FB OFFICIAL: IT'S LOST! I NEED A GPS TRACKER FOR MY LIFE Places Items Recovered from: In Pillow Case, Wrapped inside Bed Sheets, Under Bed, Inside Shoes, Underneath Cat, Under Dresser, Inside Night Stand, Under Desk, Logded between Windo Sill and Bed, Undernealn Hamper, Wrapped Up in Clothes on the Floor, In a Glass of Water, In Trash, Inside Coat Pocket, Hung Up on WallI, Inside False Book, Inside Laptop Case, In Pant's Pocket, In Hamper, In Shopping Bag, Shoved Behind Dresser, Smashed into Over-flowing Drawer, Handed to Me by Drunk Girl, In Roomate's Bra Break Down of Time Searching Other (10.03 mins) Wallet (24.08 minutes) 80 SEARCHES in one week 19 17 15 12 MICA ID/Keys (68.8 minutes) Cellphone (223.6 minutes) MON TUES WED THUR FRI SAT SUN MON Daily Loss I'd Rather Have... Caught up on sleep Hung out with friends Watched a movie x3 Worked out x4 Songs I Played to Make Me Feel Better Went to the Inner Harbor 45 Worked on Homework 11 "Fuck You" Cee-Lo Green 07 "Two Weeks" Grizzly Bear 13 "Whip My Hair" Willow Smith 09 "Diplomat's Son" Vampire Weekend 05 "Home" Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros Loss Occurring between Nov. 15th & Nov. 22nd 13 Prayers to St. Anthony 15 Pleas to a Higher Power 09 Alcoholic Bevs Consumed 06 Furniture Rearranged 32 People Asked 01 Found by Stranger 05 Located by Roommate 02 Items Still in Limbo 344 Most Commonly Lost 100% STRESSED OUT minutes wasted searching Kevin Valente © 2010 WHERE THE FUCK IS IT? FOUND Scattered brained hardly describes the person that I am, and yet, no matter how organized I try to be, I am always losing my valuables in the black hole that is my room. Each and everyday I waste minutes, some times hours, searching for each and everything that is remotely important. If it's not my sketchbook, it's my phone or keys, and if karma truly wants to serve me some sweet justice, its my entire wallet with MICA ID and driver's license in it just as l'm about to get into my car to drive to the Print Lab in a torrential down pour. This is a documentation of my inability to remember over one week. Within these SCENE OF THE CRIME: My Bedroom stats, lies the reminder of how much more aware and responsible I must become once l enter into the real world. Theraputic Rantings FUCK ME SIDE WAYS GODDAMIT WHO DID I KIL IN MY PAST LIFE?! FB OFFICIAL: IT'S LOST! I NEED A GPS TRACKER FOR MY LIFE Places Items Recovered from: In Pillow Case, Wrapped inside Bed Sheets, Under Bed, Inside Shoes, Underneath Cat, Under Dresser, Inside Night Stand, Under Desk, Logded between Windo Sill and Bed, Undernealn Hamper, Wrapped Up in Clothes on the Floor, In a Glass of Water, In Trash, Inside Coat Pocket, Hung Up on WallI, Inside False Book, Inside Laptop Case, In Pant's Pocket, In Hamper, In Shopping Bag, Shoved Behind Dresser, Smashed into Over-flowing Drawer, Handed to Me by Drunk Girl, In Roomate's Bra Break Down of Time Searching Other (10.03 mins) Wallet (24.08 minutes) 80 SEARCHES in one week 19 17 15 12 MICA ID/Keys (68.8 minutes) Cellphone (223.6 minutes) MON TUES WED THUR FRI SAT SUN MON Daily Loss I'd Rather Have... Caught up on sleep Hung out with friends Watched a movie x3 Worked out x4 Songs I Played to Make Me Feel Better Went to the Inner Harbor 45 Worked on Homework 11 "Fuck You" Cee-Lo Green 07 "Two Weeks" Grizzly Bear 13 "Whip My Hair" Willow Smith 09 "Diplomat's Son" Vampire Weekend 05 "Home" Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros Loss Occurring between Nov. 15th & Nov. 22nd 13 Prayers to St. Anthony 15 Pleas to a Higher Power 09 Alcoholic Bevs Consumed 06 Furniture Rearranged 32 People Asked 01 Found by Stranger 05 Located by Roommate 02 Items Still in Limbo 344 Most Commonly Lost 100% STRESSED OUT minutes wasted searching Kevin Valente © 2010 WHERE THE FUCK IS IT? FOUND Scattered brained hardly describes the person that I am, and yet, no matter how organized I try to be, I am always losing my valuables in the black hole that is my room. Each and everyday I waste minutes, some times hours, searching for each and everything that is remotely important. If it's not my sketchbook, it's my phone or keys, and if karma truly wants to serve me some sweet justice, its my entire wallet with MICA ID and driver's license in it just as l'm about to get into my car to drive to the Print Lab in a torrential down pour. This is a documentation of my inability to remember over one week. Within these SCENE OF THE CRIME: My Bedroom stats, lies the reminder of how much more aware and responsible I must become once l enter into the real world. Theraputic Rantings FUCK ME SIDE WAYS GODDAMIT WHO DID I KIL IN MY PAST LIFE?! FB OFFICIAL: IT'S LOST! I NEED A GPS TRACKER FOR MY LIFE Places Items Recovered from: In Pillow Case, Wrapped inside Bed Sheets, Under Bed, Inside Shoes, Underneath Cat, Under Dresser, Inside Night Stand, Under Desk, Logded between Windo Sill and Bed, Undernealn Hamper, Wrapped Up in Clothes on the Floor, In a Glass of Water, In Trash, Inside Coat Pocket, Hung Up on WallI, Inside False Book, Inside Laptop Case, In Pant's Pocket, In Hamper, In Shopping Bag, Shoved Behind Dresser, Smashed into Over-flowing Drawer, Handed to Me by Drunk Girl, In Roomate's Bra Break Down of Time Searching Other (10.03 mins) Wallet (24.08 minutes) 80 SEARCHES in one week 19 17 15 12 MICA ID/Keys (68.8 minutes) Cellphone (223.6 minutes) MON TUES WED THUR FRI SAT SUN MON Daily Loss I'd Rather Have... Caught up on sleep Hung out with friends Watched a movie x3 Worked out x4 Songs I Played to Make Me Feel Better Went to the Inner Harbor 45 Worked on Homework 11 "Fuck You" Cee-Lo Green 07 "Two Weeks" Grizzly Bear 13 "Whip My Hair" Willow Smith 09 "Diplomat's Son" Vampire Weekend 05 "Home" Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros Loss Occurring between Nov. 15th & Nov. 22nd 13 Prayers to St. Anthony 15 Pleas to a Higher Power 09 Alcoholic Bevs Consumed 06 Furniture Rearranged 32 People Asked 01 Found by Stranger 05 Located by Roommate 02 Items Still in Limbo 344 Most Commonly Lost 100% STRESSED OUT minutes wasted searching Kevin Valente © 2010