The Unified Theory of Primetime TV

THE UNIFIED THEORY OF PRIMETIME TV IN THE YEAR 2010 What you're really watching – roughly* [ BY JOSHUA DAVID STEIN ] Esquire BO084 FLAM SEX REHAB kırCHEN MIGHTMANES MAny QUEEN JF SHOPS * Hat-tip to Larry Gopnik and the Mentaculus SANOLA'S MONEM LEE SAVING MEALS THE BIGGEST LOSER NYRSE JACKIE GIADA AT HOMĚ DELAURENTIS People Saving People Meanly BIG MEDICINE Food 16 & PREGNANT PLASTIC SunGERY: BEFORE & APTER HOUSE GOSSIP GIRL GLEE Tits Degra- Fat HERUES w ド E SWAP dation People Secondary VAMPIRE DIARIES TREATMENT SERUBS Education Vampires People Who Can't Peopie Save Themselves AMERICAN Medicine TRUE BLOOD 10OL Saving People plISPERER and other ER MALIAGE REF Being Crummy Supernatu- AN IÅL rals CHEBRITM APPRENUTI CE Pitbulls & BONES Foren- Parolees CoPS sics LocKup RESCUE Scary Looking People LARNY leINg LIVE Jews Foucault REAL TIME woTH BILL MAHER FAMILY New Jersey THE SOPRANOS Bureaucracy WHITE OLLAR Wise Greed meerkat manor Fools - CSI JERSEY SHORE THE OFFILE AMERICAN HOUSEWIVES OF NEN JERSEY \30 ROcK GREED PAILENTHOOD LAW and Order: No TO m ALE IT iN Criminal Intent THE FAMILM Animals Family THE UNIFIED THEORY OF PRIMETIME TV IN THE YEAR 2010 What you're really watching – roughly* [ BY JOSHUA DAVID STEIN ] Esquire BO084 FLAM SEX REHAB kırCHEN MIGHTMANES MAny QUEEN JF SHOPS * Hat-tip to Larry Gopnik and the Mentaculus SANOLA'S MONEM LEE SAVING MEALS THE BIGGEST LOSER NYRSE JACKIE GIADA AT HOMĚ DELAURENTIS People Saving People Meanly BIG MEDICINE Food 16 & PREGNANT PLASTIC SunGERY: BEFORE & APTER HOUSE GOSSIP GIRL GLEE Tits Degra- Fat HERUES w ド E SWAP dation People Secondary VAMPIRE DIARIES TREATMENT SERUBS Education Vampires People Who Can't Peopie Save Themselves AMERICAN Medicine TRUE BLOOD 10OL Saving People plISPERER and other ER MALIAGE REF Being Crummy Supernatu- AN IÅL rals CHEBRITM APPRENUTI CE Pitbulls & BONES Foren- Parolees CoPS sics LocKup RESCUE Scary Looking People LARNY leINg LIVE Jews Foucault REAL TIME woTH BILL MAHER FAMILY New Jersey THE SOPRANOS Bureaucracy WHITE OLLAR Wise Greed meerkat manor Fools - CSI JERSEY SHORE THE OFFILE AMERICAN HOUSEWIVES OF NEN JERSEY \30 ROcK GREED PAILENTHOOD LAW and Order: No TO m ALE IT iN Criminal Intent THE FAMILM Animals Family THE UNIFIED THEORY OF PRIMETIME TV IN THE YEAR 2010 What you're really watching – roughly* [ BY JOSHUA DAVID STEIN ] Esquire BO084 FLAM SEX REHAB kırCHEN MIGHTMANES MAny QUEEN JF SHOPS * Hat-tip to Larry Gopnik and the Mentaculus SANOLA'S MONEM LEE SAVING MEALS THE BIGGEST LOSER NYRSE JACKIE GIADA AT HOMĚ DELAURENTIS People Saving People Meanly BIG MEDICINE Food 16 & PREGNANT PLASTIC SunGERY: BEFORE & APTER HOUSE GOSSIP GIRL GLEE Tits Degra- Fat HERUES w ド E SWAP dation People Secondary VAMPIRE DIARIES TREATMENT SERUBS Education Vampires People Who Can't Peopie Save Themselves AMERICAN Medicine TRUE BLOOD 10OL Saving People plISPERER and other ER MALIAGE REF Being Crummy Supernatu- AN IÅL rals CHEBRITM APPRENUTI CE Pitbulls & BONES Foren- Parolees CoPS sics LocKup RESCUE Scary Looking People LARNY leINg LIVE Jews Foucault REAL TIME woTH BILL MAHER FAMILY New Jersey THE SOPRANOS Bureaucracy WHITE OLLAR Wise Greed meerkat manor Fools - CSI JERSEY SHORE THE OFFILE AMERICAN HOUSEWIVES OF NEN JERSEY \30 ROcK GREED PAILENTHOOD LAW and Order: No TO m ALE IT iN Criminal Intent THE FAMILM Animals Family THE UNIFIED THEORY OF PRIMETIME TV IN THE YEAR 2010 What you're really watching – roughly* [ BY JOSHUA DAVID STEIN ] Esquire BO084 FLAM SEX REHAB kırCHEN MIGHTMANES MAny QUEEN JF SHOPS * Hat-tip to Larry Gopnik and the Mentaculus SANOLA'S MONEM LEE SAVING MEALS THE BIGGEST LOSER NYRSE JACKIE GIADA AT HOMĚ DELAURENTIS People Saving People Meanly BIG MEDICINE Food 16 & PREGNANT PLASTIC SunGERY: BEFORE & APTER HOUSE GOSSIP GIRL GLEE Tits Degra- Fat HERUES w ド E SWAP dation People Secondary VAMPIRE DIARIES TREATMENT SERUBS Education Vampires People Who Can't Peopie Save Themselves AMERICAN Medicine TRUE BLOOD 10OL Saving People plISPERER and other ER MALIAGE REF Being Crummy Supernatu- AN IÅL rals CHEBRITM APPRENUTI CE Pitbulls & BONES Foren- Parolees CoPS sics LocKup RESCUE Scary Looking People LARNY leINg LIVE Jews Foucault REAL TIME woTH BILL MAHER FAMILY New Jersey THE SOPRANOS Bureaucracy WHITE OLLAR Wise Greed meerkat manor Fools - CSI JERSEY SHORE THE OFFILE AMERICAN HOUSEWIVES OF NEN JERSEY \30 ROcK GREED PAILENTHOOD LAW and Order: No TO m ALE IT iN Criminal Intent THE FAMILM Animals Family THE UNIFIED THEORY OF PRIMETIME TV IN THE YEAR 2010 What you're really watching – roughly* [ BY JOSHUA DAVID STEIN ] Esquire BO084 FLAM SEX REHAB kırCHEN MIGHTMANES MAny QUEEN JF SHOPS * Hat-tip to Larry Gopnik and the Mentaculus SANOLA'S MONEM LEE SAVING MEALS THE BIGGEST LOSER NYRSE JACKIE GIADA AT HOMĚ DELAURENTIS People Saving People Meanly BIG MEDICINE Food 16 & PREGNANT PLASTIC SunGERY: BEFORE & APTER HOUSE GOSSIP GIRL GLEE Tits Degra- Fat HERUES w ド E SWAP dation People Secondary VAMPIRE DIARIES TREATMENT SERUBS Education Vampires People Who Can't Peopie Save Themselves AMERICAN Medicine TRUE BLOOD 10OL Saving People plISPERER and other ER MALIAGE REF Being Crummy Supernatu- AN IÅL rals CHEBRITM APPRENUTI CE Pitbulls & BONES Foren- Parolees CoPS sics LocKup RESCUE Scary Looking People LARNY leINg LIVE Jews Foucault REAL TIME woTH BILL MAHER FAMILY New Jersey THE SOPRANOS Bureaucracy WHITE OLLAR Wise Greed meerkat manor Fools - CSI JERSEY SHORE THE OFFILE AMERICAN HOUSEWIVES OF NEN JERSEY \30 ROcK GREED PAILENTHOOD LAW and Order: No TO m ALE IT iN Criminal Intent THE FAMILM Animals Family