Top 5 Dumbest Productivity Apps Online in 2014

Debt.com presents THE TOP FIVE DUMBEST PRODUCTIVITY APPS ONLINE IN 2014 EXACTLY FIVE YEARS AGO, APPLE FILED A TRADEMARK APPLICATION FOR ITS CATCHPHRASE, "THERE'S AN APP FOR THAT."SINCE THEN, MORE THAN 12 MILLION APPS HAVE BEEN RELEASED FOR IPHONE, AND ANOTHER 1.3 MILLION FOR ANDROID. SOME ARE GREAT, AND SOME ARE THESE... WATERMELON PROBER RATES THE RIPENESS OF YOUR WATERMELONS. PLACE YOUR PHONE ON ALWAYS CHOOSE THE RIPEST ONE OF ALL TOP OF THE MELON, WATERMELON PROBER BANG ON THE SIDE OF THE FRUIT TWICE, AND THE APP WILL REPORT A“RIPENESS RATING." BRUSH DJ HELPS YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH BY PLAYING MUSIC FOR TWO MINUTES WHILE PROVIDING HUNDRED PERCENT GENUINE INSTRUCTIONS LIKE BRUSH D.J "FLOSS," AND "SPIT OUT TOOTHPASTE." THIS IS TARGETED FOR ADULTS. IFRENCHKISS PART INSTRUCTIONAL APP, PART GAME, THE APP WILL MEASURE HOW WELL YOU FRENCH KISS AS LONG AS YOU'RE WILLING TO LICK IFRENCH YOUR PHONE. KISS WAKIE A "SOCIAL ALARM CLOCK" SET IT AND A STRANGER CALLS TO WAKE YOU AT THE APPOINTED TIME. FOR 60 SECONDS, NEVER WAKE UP LATE AGAIN THAT STRANGER CAN WAKIE SAY ANYTHING A SOCIAL ALARM CLOCK S/HE WANTS. INAP@WORK COMES WITH A GROUP OF SOUNDS LIKE PAPER SHUFFLING, TYPING, AND SNEEZING, WHICH MAKES IT SOUND LIKE YOU' RE STILL WORKING IN YOUR INAP@ CUBICLE EVEN THOUGH WORK YOU'RE REALLY TAKING A POWER NAP. AND ONE WEIRD APP THATS AWESOME.. RUN PEE TECHNOLOGY FINALLY ANSWERS THE QUESTION, "DO I HAVE TIME TO RUN TO THE BATHROOM DURING THIS MOVIE?" THE APP VIBRATES TO LET YOU KNOW WHEN YOU CAN SAFELY RUN TO THE BATHROOM RUN PEE WITHOUT MISSING PIVOT AL SCENES. YOU CAN READ A SYNOPSIS OF ANYTHING YOU MIGHT HAVE MISSED THROUGH THE APP.