Red Tape is Suffocating Our Children

Rea Tape is SUFFOCATING QUR CHILDREN! 33% of 11 year-olds are now OYERWEIGHT OR OBESE! 40% of children have VITAMIN D DEFICIENCY! WHAT'S THAT ORANGE THING, MLUMMY? 50% of children between 7 and 12 have NEVER CLIMBED A YREE! THAT LAMP POST LOOKS WEIRD! Crawley Council ordered to move benches because of 75% of school children preferred to the risk of falling branches: "We've been working with benches for years and are yet to have any casualties." STAY AT HOME THAN GO TO THE PARK! -Lockers and Benches Ltd. sponsored by: lockersandbenches.com