Premier League’s North vs South Divide

NORTH V SOUTH ANGEL OF THE NDRTH PREMIER LEAGUE TITLES TEAMS IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE 10 NORTH NORTH SOUTH 10 SOUTH 8. 14 2011/12 2012/13 GOALS SCORED IN THE PL 2011/12 GOALS CONCEDED IN THE PL 2011/12 552 296 509 253 LONGEST SERVING PL MANAGER :) 1996-present Arsene Wenger, Arsenal s000000o (C) 1986-present Sir Alex Ferguson, Manchester United BIGGEST BUY TOP PL GOALSCORER Manchester City Sergio Aguero £38 million 260 Alan Shearer 260 goals for Newcastle and Blackburn Chelsea FC Fernando Torres Thierry Henry 176 goals 176 for Arsenal £50 million BRITPOP BATTLE OASIS BLUR 8 #1 SINGLES 2 #1 SINGLES 5 #1 ALBUMS 8 #1 ALBUMS BEST EXPORT Rosie Jones FUNNY MEN Cheryl Cole JOHN BISHOP N JASON MANFORD MICHAEL MCINTYRE JACK WHITEHALL DELICACY NoRth: GRavy is compulsory With everything NATIONAL STEREOTYPES Everyon wears a flatcap and knows someone who works in the coal mines. The only time they see a newspaper is when it has chips in it and they are overly friendly. South: Jellied eels with pie and mash NZ N Typical Northerner: Jack Duckworth Everyone is rude, always in a rush and strongly dislikes making conversation. They wear top hats and monocles and still use words like 'talley-ho'. Typical Southerner: Ben Fogel PREMIER LEAGUE 2012/13 ODDS: Manchester City: 5/4 Manchester United: 12/5 Liverpool: 25/1 Arsenal: 12/1 Chelsea: 9/2 Tottenham: 25/1 paddypower.com WITTVI NOGNOT