Most Funny Mistakes Made in Resume or CV

Top 10 MOST FUNNY CV / RESUME Mistakes



1 Spelling Mistakes



Speak English and Spinach



Espanol



Dear Sir or Madman



Hope to hear from you shorty



2 Typos



I held sex positions as a manager



Managing Steak-Holders



Graduated in 1882



3 Lack of Specifics



Worked in Hotels



Worked with employees



Managed projects



4 Leaving Out Important Information



No Name



No Contact details



No Personal Profile



5 Visually Too Cluttered



Too much text without spacing



Numerous pictures



No paragraphs



6 Incorrect Contact Information



No area Code



Only a first name

? John John John John John



Wrong email Address

@?



7 Layout, Design and Content Mistakes



EVERYTHING IN CAPITALS



Picture of your dog



Print Out your CV in Pink



8 Lies



I am 30 years old and worked 15 years as a bank manager



I earned 100K at McDonalds flipping burgers



Managed over 100 people in a company that only employs 50

50 > 100



9 Irrelevant Info



I hate spiders



Hair Colour BLACK



Can drink 10 beers without getting too drunk



10 Mentioning WHY you have left your current job



Responsibility makes me nervous



I was not smart enough to do the job



My affair with the boss broke down



Other Types of Mistakes



TypeFace Uniformity



Highlighting Duties Instead of Accomplishments



No Action Verbs



Punctuation Mistakes



Underwhelming Detail



Using friends as Referees



Bullet-Point Accuracy



Format Consistency



If you are interested in finding your ideal job a soon as possible, Career Journey offers you lot's of useful information, an e-book, tips&tricks as well as one-to-one coaching and guidance. MOST Top 10 FUNNY CV / RESUME Mistakes Spelling Mistakes Hope to Speak English Dear Sir hear from or and Madman you Spinach Español shorty Typos I held sex Managing Graduated positions Steak- in as a Holders 1882 manager Lack of Specifics Worked Worked Managed in with projects' Hotels employees Leaving Out Important Information1 No No No NAME Contact Personal Name details Profile Visually Too Cluttered Arbi Too much text Numerous No without pictures Paragraphs spacing Incorrect Contact Information( 6 Wrong No area Only a John email @? John John Code first name Address Layout, Design and Content Mistakes EVERYTHING Picture Print Out IN your CV in Pink of your CAPITALS dog Lies I am 30 Managed over I earned years 100 100K at people 50>10 in a company that only employs 50 old and McDonalds worked flipping burgers 15 years as a bank manager Irrelevant Info Can drink 10 beers I hate spiders Hair Colour without BLACK getting too drunk Mentioning WHY you have left your current job (10 Responsibility/ I was not My makes me smart affair enough to do the job with the nervous boss broke down Other Types of Mistakes AGTION AaA. TypeFace Uniformity "No Action Highlighting Duties Instead of Accomplishments Verbs" Punctuation Mistakes Underwhelming Detail Bullet-Point Format Using friends as Referees Accuracy Consistency If you are interested in finding your ideal job as soon as possible, Career Journey offers you lot's of useful information, an e-book, tips&tricks as well as Lone-to-one coaching and guidance. SOURCES careerjourney.co.uk @career_journey • jobmob.col • bitly/cvmistakes • bitly/HByla