If Twilight Characters Filed Taxes...

rwilight THE TAXES OF twi An income tax breakdown of Breaking Dawn Carlisle Cullen Immortal vampire, small town physician, married filing jointly, 5 dependents (Alice, Jasper, Emmett, Rosalie, Edward) SECUR IRS OCIAL Department af the Tressury CHECK Internal Revenue Service FEDERAL SOCIAL SECURITY ANNUAL SALARY INCOME TAX MEDICARE $25,774 $4.485.60 $2,448.53 $168,864 2011 FEDERAL TAXES:32,708.13 Note: Washington has no state income tax In addition to his annual salary, thanks to compound interest – and Alice's uncanny ability to predict the stock market - Carlisle's small 1670 nest egg has grown to a net worth of $36.3 Billion Charlie Swan Chief of police, Forks, WA, single 1 dependent (Bella) OCIAL USA SECUR A IRS CHECK Depertment of the Treesury Internel Revenue Service FEDERAL SOCIAL ANNUAL INCOME TAX SECURITY MEDICARE SALARY $16,419 $3,964.42 $1,368.67 $94,391 2011 FEDERAL TAXES: $21,752.09 Billy Black Employee, Quileute tribal council, single 1 dependent (Jacob) SECUR IRS Department of the Treasury Internel Revenue Service ADM O CHECK FEDERAL SOCIAL ANNUAL INCOME INCOME TAX SECURITY MEDICARE $808 $892.50 $308.13 $21,250 2011 FEDERAL TAXES: $2,008.63 Note: Generally, Native Americans are subject to the same taxes as any other American, with limited exceptions regarding treaties established with the U.S. government Bella Swan Part-time employee, Forks Outfitters, single CHECK WASHINGTON STATE MINIMUM VWAGE ANNUAL INCOME (BASED ON 20 HRS/WK.) $9.04/HR $4,339.20 SECUR IRS Department of the Treasury OMINETRATION Internal Revernue Service FEDERAL SOCIAL INCOME TAX SECURITY MEDICARE $0 $182.28 $62.93 2011 FEDERAL TAXES: $245.21 Who doesn’t pay taxes? The following characters have no regular income, and therefore pay no taxes. Esme Cullen – homemaker, vampire Jasper Cullen student, vampire Emmett Cullen student, vampire Alice Cullen student, vampire Rosalie Cullen student, vampire Jacob Black – student, werewolf Edward Cullen Student, immortal vampire As a full-time student, Edward also earns no money. and therefore pays no income taxes. However, Edward did inherit the Masen family estate after the death of his parents in 1918, and, posing as his own descendents, has re-inherited it from himself every 40-50 years since. Therefore, he has been subject to inheritance and estate taxes at least three times, as follows: 1918 1958 2008 VALUE OF MASEN ESTATE VALUE OF MASEN ESTATE: VALUE OF MASEN ESTATE: (not adjusted for inflation): $637,100 $53,802,478 $10,000 ESTATE TAXES PAID: ESTATE TAXES PAID: ESTATE TAXES PAID: $172,685 $23,311,115 $0 At the time of Edward & Bella's wedding, thanks to smart investing, compound interest and help from Alice, Edward Cullen had a personal net worth of $45,432,130.90 SOURCES: www.forkswashington.org/data-sheet; www.narf.org/pubs/misc/faqs.html; www.forbes.com/pictures/mlg45jffl/3-carlisle-cullen; www.lni.wa.gov/workplacerights/wages/minimum/ http://twilightsaga.wikia.com/wiki/Edward_Cullen; www.moneychimp.com/features/market_cagr.htm; www.cch.com/wbot2005/020estategifthistory.asp; www.irs.gov/pub/irs-soi/ninetyestate.pdf http://swz.salary.com/SalaryWizard/Physician-Generalist-Salary- Details-Forks-WA.aspx; www.suburbancomputer.com/tips_calculator.php; http://swz.salary.com/SalaryWizard/Sheriff-Police-Chief-Salary-Details- Forks-WA.aspx Designed by oBizMedia H&R BLOCK NEVER SETTLE FOR LESS" www.hrblock.com f www.facebook.com/hrblock по SOCIA SOCIAL