How To Win By Cheating in Table Tennis, Pool, and Basketball

How to Win By Cheating in Table Tennis, Pool and Basketball You've drunkenly agreed to a sporting challenge in a game of which you have little experience. This infographic gives you the lowdown on how to win... by any means necessary. Table Tennis: Wearing clothing that matches the color of the ball prevents your opponent from seeing the ball properly! If the ball is red and you also wear red gloves and red body paint, your opponent will be in real trouble. You, of course, will look stupid. Put glue on the paddle. Adding torque glue allows you to put a crazy amount of spin on the ball. But remember to let it dry before you play the match. Table tennis is a game of fine hand-eye coordination; if you can buy your opponent just one beer in the bar before the match and ensure you drink non-alcoholic lager, he won't stand a chance. Bring an attractive woman to distract your competition. Pool: Sneeze loudly just as he's While resting your hand on the table, notice that your fingers slip into the pocket about to take the shot. But hope that he doesn't rip the cloth, or else you will both lose your deposit to the table. as your opponent's ball rolls toward it. This can really, really hurt, but it prevents the ball from dropping into the pocket. Dance in your opponent's sight line to disturb his aim. But remember, he'll know what you are doing and might be a LITTLE annoyed. If your opponent goes to the toilet, seize the moment and rearrange the balls on the table to your advantage. Better still, drop one of your "tricky to hit" balls down a pocket. Get your opponent really drunk to ruin his aim. But remember, some people can handle a lot of alcohol and it's going to cost you. You need to be able to lie convincingly if your opponent becomes suspicious. Basketball: Teams fouled in their last possession while trying to tie or win a game score, on average, 1.62 points per possession. Teams that were not fouled score only 0.878 points per possession. Therefore, in such a situation, you need to draw a foul. Cry out and flop to the floor, feigning being punched. The danger, of course, is if you don't fool the referee, you'll be in trouble! 32 Better than pretending you've been fouled, provoke an opponent so much that he does foul you near the end of the game. Of course, he might clobber you so hard you won't be conscious for the celebrations. Fouling early in the game can be more worthwhile to the fouler. Dropping an early knee to the opposing star's groin could level the playing field considerably The ref calls a foul on your star player, who already has three fouls. You can't afford to lose him. Immediately distract the ref. Have the nearest teammate to the star player raise his hand, step forward and claim the foul. With luck. you'll keep your star player. References: Table tennis: http://tabletennis.about.com/od/beginnersfaqs/a/breaking_rules.htm http://www.esquire.com/the-side/sports-gifts/ping-pong-glue-gift Basketball: http://harvardsportsanalysis.wordpress.com/2010/08/27/how-to- draw-fouls-and-win-close-basketball-games-dont-call-timeout/ Pool: http://www.galactic-guide.com/articles/9R14.html http://www.mookychick.co.uk/how-to/ how-to-guides/cheat_at_pool.php Made By dazadicom the home of awesome.