How to Spot an Undercover Agent

HOW TO SPOT AN

UNDERCOVER

AGENT



What are the odds you are unknowingly friends with an undercover agent? Since agencies like the FBI, Customs and DEA don't exactly release those sorts of numbers, we'll just take the liberty of saying there is definitely an undercover agent in your life.



Has ever said "excuse me for a second" and returned five minutes later with fresh scratches and bruises



A little too quick with a fare name when flirting at the bar

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Carries a concealed weapon (rule does not apply in Texas)



Spent the past few years "traveling"



Aggressively camera shy



WTF! Not on Facebook. Not on Twitter.



Has ever slipped out of an establishment some way other than the front door



Owns either less than one or more than two cell phones



Somehow seems to rotate through different tattoos



Swears they don't have a last name

AGENT?



Closets are full of various uniforms and other disguises



Speaks an impressive number of languages fluently



Zips through rush hour traffic almost as if they could engage in a highspeed pursuit should the situation arise



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