How to Pick a Cocktail?

HOW TO PICKA COCKTAIL? AS A BARTENDER I GET THE QUESTION: WHICH COCKTAIL WOULD YOU ORDER?.. AFTER A FEW QUESTION PEOPLE REALIZE PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING IS POSIBLE, BUT REALIZE: THEY DONT KNOW WHAT THEY WANT (EVEN THOUGH THEY WON'T ADMIT IT A LOT OF TIMES) UNDERNEATH ARE SOME OF MY PERSONAL FAVORITE COCKTAILS. JUST FOLLOW THE LINES. START AT START. THE COCKTAILS ARE IN A DIFFERENT FONT (LONG AND THIN). THE INGREDIENTS ARE LISTED AT THE BOTTOM OF THE MAP FEELING BIGSPENDER? GOING CRAZY TONIGHT? WHITE LIDN YES YES NO TEQUILA? NO EL DIABLO YES YES NO START MM HERE SIPPING I FEEL LIKE GOING TO BED AFTĒR YOUR DRINK? NO JUST ORDER. LOT OF BEENIWINE NIPPING MOSCOW WULE SWEET? YES VOOKA ESPRESSI NO NO GIN, RUM, OTHER? GIN HAD DINNER ALLREADY? LIKE WHISK(E)Y? RUM OTHER YES FRUITS OR HERBS? GARDEN TONIC A SPIRIT..PELAPS ON THE AOCKS? YES FRUITS NO L ALFONSO FEELING FANCY? HERBS JACK ROSE WANT A CLASSIC AFTERDINNER COCKTÁIL? NO LIGHT DRINK | STRONG DRINK? LIGHT DRINK? NO YES YES NO GOOFATHER MAINSTREAM? STRONG DRINK OLD FASHIONED YES BIG DETOUR ON MAP- WHITE LION - RUM, LEMON, SIMPLE SYRUP, GRENADINE AND ANGOSTURA BITTERS EL DIABLO: TEQUILA, GRENADINE, LIME (WITH A LIME FINISH) GODFATHER: WHISK(E)Y, AMARETTO GARDEN TONIC: GIN, LIME, TONIC, CUCUMBLR, ELDERFLOWER SYRUP (WITH A MINT FINISH) MOSCOW MULE: VODKA, GINGER BEER, LIME (WITH A LIME FINISH) JACK ROSE: CALVADOS, LIME, GRENADINE OLD FASHIONED: WHISK(E)Y, ANGOSTURA BITTERS, SUGAR (WITH A ORANGE-LEMON-MARASCHINO FINISH) VODKA ESPRESSO: VODKA, ESPRESSO, AMARULA ALFONSO: SUGAR, ANGOSTURA BITTERS, CHAMPAGNE, DUBONNET (WITH A LEMON-FINISH) PERSONAL FAVORITES - DESIGN BY VINCENT DRINK RESPONSIBLY BIG DETOUR ON MAP