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How Obsessed with Craft Beer Are You?

How Obsessed with Craft Beer are YOU? Answer the questions below and keep a running score to see if you're a Noob, a Geek or (gasp!) a Mega-Nerd. Before you discovered craft beer, you didn't have facial hair. Now you 1. do (fellas) or have a new found love for goateed men (ladies). +1 You have one or more hops tattooed on your body. +3 (Double this to +6 if you also have a wheat or barley or brewery tat). 3. You've sunk so much money into homebrewing equipment that your own beer costs you more than brews from Belgium. +3 4. You're saving up bottle caps for "something special," possibly a mosaic. +2 E You've named a pet after a beer or a brewery. +3 (Double this to +6 for any children with beer-inspired names: that's hardcore!) 6. Your Facebook profile pic shoes you holding a beer U in the proper glassware. +2 I You can no longer bring yourself to drink straight from the bottle.+1 8 You spend more on beer than any other form of entertainment.+2 O You mark time with seasonal beer releases. +2 (Double this to +4 if 9. you travel to them) 10. You have a fridge dedicated to craft beer +1 (Triple this to +3 if it's - kegerated - good for you!). I You own three or more different types of beer glasses. +2 12. You have so many beers tucked away, you don't really know 12. what you have. +2 13. You watched more than 4 episodes of Discovery's Brew Masters. +2 You attended a beer festival in the last year. +2 (Double this to +4 if you can remember all of it) 15 You're reading this list +1 Now add up your answers and see where you fall on the obsession scale! What your score meansH 0 to 4: You're a Noob: What's wrong with you?! You can do better than that. Someone needs to get more serious about the world's greatest beverage! 5 to 9: Youre a Greenhorn Geek: You're on your way! You have a taste for the good stuff, and you've embraced the wonders of craft beer. 10 to 16: You're a Geek in Balance: You've managed to balance your How sens good beer with the other important things in you life, like...uhhh...stuff other than beer (You can tell score's a bit higher than this). my 17 to 26: You're a Geek on the Edge: You're not free falling into beer obsession (yet) but you can see the edge of the cliff from here. Craft beer is a major deal in your life and you love to get geeky about it. You're just a few points away from taking the plunge - don't fight it! 27 to 31: You Have OCBD (Obsessive Craft Beer Disorder): You're all about the craft beer! You brew, you drink, you bore others at parties, you might even blog about it - craft beer has taken over your life (don't worry - it's a good thing!). Let your freak flag fly! 32 and Beyond: You're a Mega-Nerd!: We live in both awe and fear of you. Wort runs through your veins! You are the top of the beer geek food chain, so obsessed with craft beer that you've given your body, your vacation days and possibly your family over to it. And we say more power to you! All hail the Mega-Nerd! BROTHERS Keep in good spirits and keep the good spirits in ya. www.beerandwhiskeybros.com HIHISKER BEER& How Obsessed with Craft Beer are YOU? Answer the questions below and keep a running score to see if you're a Noob, a Geek or (gasp!) a Mega-Nerd. Before you discovered craft beer, you didn't have facial hair. Now you 1. do (fellas) or have a new found love for goateed men (ladies). +1 You have one or more hops tattooed on your body. +3 (Double this to +6 if you also have a wheat or barley or brewery tat). 3. You've sunk so much money into homebrewing equipment that your own beer costs you more than brews from Belgium. +3 4. You're saving up bottle caps for "something special," possibly a mosaic. +2 E You've named a pet after a beer or a brewery. +3 (Double this to +6 for any children with beer-inspired names: that's hardcore!) 6. Your Facebook profile pic shoes you holding a beer U in the proper glassware. +2 I You can no longer bring yourself to drink straight from the bottle.+1 8 You spend more on beer than any other form of entertainment.+2 O You mark time with seasonal beer releases. +2 (Double this to +4 if 9. you travel to them) 10. You have a fridge dedicated to craft beer +1 (Triple this to +3 if it's - kegerated - good for you!). I You own three or more different types of beer glasses. +2 12. You have so many beers tucked away, you don't really know 12. what you have. +2 13. You watched more than 4 episodes of Discovery's Brew Masters. +2 You attended a beer festival in the last year. +2 (Double this to +4 if you can remember all of it) 15 You're reading this list +1 Now add up your answers and see where you fall on the obsession scale! What your score meansH 0 to 4: You're a Noob: What's wrong with you?! You can do better than that. Someone needs to get more serious about the world's greatest beverage! 5 to 9: Youre a Greenhorn Geek: You're on your way! You have a taste for the good stuff, and you've embraced the wonders of craft beer. 10 to 16: You're a Geek in Balance: You've managed to balance your How sens good beer with the other important things in you life, like...uhhh...stuff other than beer (You can tell score's a bit higher than this). my 17 to 26: You're a Geek on the Edge: You're not free falling into beer obsession (yet) but you can see the edge of the cliff from here. Craft beer is a major deal in your life and you love to get geeky about it. You're just a few points away from taking the plunge - don't fight it! 27 to 31: You Have OCBD (Obsessive Craft Beer Disorder): You're all about the craft beer! You brew, you drink, you bore others at parties, you might even blog about it - craft beer has taken over your life (don't worry - it's a good thing!). Let your freak flag fly! 32 and Beyond: You're a Mega-Nerd!: We live in both awe and fear of you. Wort runs through your veins! You are the top of the beer geek food chain, so obsessed with craft beer that you've given your body, your vacation days and possibly your family over to it. And we say more power to you! All hail the Mega-Nerd! BROTHERS Keep in good spirits and keep the good spirits in ya. www.beerandwhiskeybros.com HIHISKER BEER& How Obsessed with Craft Beer are YOU? Answer the questions below and keep a running score to see if you're a Noob, a Geek or (gasp!) a Mega-Nerd. Before you discovered craft beer, you didn't have facial hair. Now you 1. do (fellas) or have a new found love for goateed men (ladies). +1 You have one or more hops tattooed on your body. +3 (Double this to +6 if you also have a wheat or barley or brewery tat). 3. You've sunk so much money into homebrewing equipment that your own beer costs you more than brews from Belgium. +3 4. You're saving up bottle caps for "something special," possibly a mosaic. +2 E You've named a pet after a beer or a brewery. +3 (Double this to +6 for any children with beer-inspired names: that's hardcore!) 6. Your Facebook profile pic shoes you holding a beer U in the proper glassware. +2 I You can no longer bring yourself to drink straight from the bottle.+1 8 You spend more on beer than any other form of entertainment.+2 O You mark time with seasonal beer releases. +2 (Double this to +4 if 9. you travel to them) 10. You have a fridge dedicated to craft beer +1 (Triple this to +3 if it's - kegerated - good for you!). I You own three or more different types of beer glasses. +2 12. You have so many beers tucked away, you don't really know 12. what you have. +2 13. You watched more than 4 episodes of Discovery's Brew Masters. +2 You attended a beer festival in the last year. +2 (Double this to +4 if you can remember all of it) 15 You're reading this list +1 Now add up your answers and see where you fall on the obsession scale! What your score meansH 0 to 4: You're a Noob: What's wrong with you?! You can do better than that. Someone needs to get more serious about the world's greatest beverage! 5 to 9: Youre a Greenhorn Geek: You're on your way! You have a taste for the good stuff, and you've embraced the wonders of craft beer. 10 to 16: You're a Geek in Balance: You've managed to balance your How sens good beer with the other important things in you life, like...uhhh...stuff other than beer (You can tell score's a bit higher than this). my 17 to 26: You're a Geek on the Edge: You're not free falling into beer obsession (yet) but you can see the edge of the cliff from here. Craft beer is a major deal in your life and you love to get geeky about it. You're just a few points away from taking the plunge - don't fight it! 27 to 31: You Have OCBD (Obsessive Craft Beer Disorder): You're all about the craft beer! You brew, you drink, you bore others at parties, you might even blog about it - craft beer has taken over your life (don't worry - it's a good thing!). Let your freak flag fly! 32 and Beyond: You're a Mega-Nerd!: We live in both awe and fear of you. Wort runs through your veins! You are the top of the beer geek food chain, so obsessed with craft beer that you've given your body, your vacation days and possibly your family over to it. And we say more power to you! All hail the Mega-Nerd! BROTHERS Keep in good spirits and keep the good spirits in ya. www.beerandwhiskeybros.com HIHISKER BEER& How Obsessed with Craft Beer are YOU? Answer the questions below and keep a running score to see if you're a Noob, a Geek or (gasp!) a Mega-Nerd. Before you discovered craft beer, you didn't have facial hair. Now you 1. do (fellas) or have a new found love for goateed men (ladies). +1 You have one or more hops tattooed on your body. +3 (Double this to +6 if you also have a wheat or barley or brewery tat). 3. You've sunk so much money into homebrewing equipment that your own beer costs you more than brews from Belgium. +3 4. You're saving up bottle caps for "something special," possibly a mosaic. +2 E You've named a pet after a beer or a brewery. +3 (Double this to +6 for any children with beer-inspired names: that's hardcore!) 6. Your Facebook profile pic shoes you holding a beer U in the proper glassware. +2 I You can no longer bring yourself to drink straight from the bottle.+1 8 You spend more on beer than any other form of entertainment.+2 O You mark time with seasonal beer releases. +2 (Double this to +4 if 9. you travel to them) 10. You have a fridge dedicated to craft beer +1 (Triple this to +3 if it's - kegerated - good for you!). I You own three or more different types of beer glasses. +2 12. You have so many beers tucked away, you don't really know 12. what you have. +2 13. You watched more than 4 episodes of Discovery's Brew Masters. +2 You attended a beer festival in the last year. +2 (Double this to +4 if you can remember all of it) 15 You're reading this list +1 Now add up your answers and see where you fall on the obsession scale! What your score meansH 0 to 4: You're a Noob: What's wrong with you?! You can do better than that. Someone needs to get more serious about the world's greatest beverage! 5 to 9: Youre a Greenhorn Geek: You're on your way! You have a taste for the good stuff, and you've embraced the wonders of craft beer. 10 to 16: You're a Geek in Balance: You've managed to balance your How sens good beer with the other important things in you life, like...uhhh...stuff other than beer (You can tell score's a bit higher than this). my 17 to 26: You're a Geek on the Edge: You're not free falling into beer obsession (yet) but you can see the edge of the cliff from here. Craft beer is a major deal in your life and you love to get geeky about it. You're just a few points away from taking the plunge - don't fight it! 27 to 31: You Have OCBD (Obsessive Craft Beer Disorder): You're all about the craft beer! You brew, you drink, you bore others at parties, you might even blog about it - craft beer has taken over your life (don't worry - it's a good thing!). Let your freak flag fly! 32 and Beyond: You're a Mega-Nerd!: We live in both awe and fear of you. Wort runs through your veins! You are the top of the beer geek food chain, so obsessed with craft beer that you've given your body, your vacation days and possibly your family over to it. And we say more power to you! All hail the Mega-Nerd! BROTHERS Keep in good spirits and keep the good spirits in ya. www.beerandwhiskeybros.com HIHISKER BEER& How Obsessed with Craft Beer are YOU? Answer the questions below and keep a running score to see if you're a Noob, a Geek or (gasp!) a Mega-Nerd. Before you discovered craft beer, you didn't have facial hair. Now you 1. do (fellas) or have a new found love for goateed men (ladies). +1 You have one or more hops tattooed on your body. +3 (Double this to +6 if you also have a wheat or barley or brewery tat). 3. You've sunk so much money into homebrewing equipment that your own beer costs you more than brews from Belgium. +3 4. You're saving up bottle caps for "something special," possibly a mosaic. +2 E You've named a pet after a beer or a brewery. +3 (Double this to +6 for any children with beer-inspired names: that's hardcore!) 6. Your Facebook profile pic shoes you holding a beer U in the proper glassware. +2 I You can no longer bring yourself to drink straight from the bottle.+1 8 You spend more on beer than any other form of entertainment.+2 O You mark time with seasonal beer releases. +2 (Double this to +4 if 9. you travel to them) 10. You have a fridge dedicated to craft beer +1 (Triple this to +3 if it's - kegerated - good for you!). I You own three or more different types of beer glasses. +2 12. You have so many beers tucked away, you don't really know 12. what you have. +2 13. You watched more than 4 episodes of Discovery's Brew Masters. +2 You attended a beer festival in the last year. +2 (Double this to +4 if you can remember all of it) 15 You're reading this list +1 Now add up your answers and see where you fall on the obsession scale! What your score meansH 0 to 4: You're a Noob: What's wrong with you?! You can do better than that. Someone needs to get more serious about the world's greatest beverage! 5 to 9: Youre a Greenhorn Geek: You're on your way! You have a taste for the good stuff, and you've embraced the wonders of craft beer. 10 to 16: You're a Geek in Balance: You've managed to balance your How sens good beer with the other important things in you life, like...uhhh...stuff other than beer (You can tell score's a bit higher than this). my 17 to 26: You're a Geek on the Edge: You're not free falling into beer obsession (yet) but you can see the edge of the cliff from here. Craft beer is a major deal in your life and you love to get geeky about it. You're just a few points away from taking the plunge - don't fight it! 27 to 31: You Have OCBD (Obsessive Craft Beer Disorder): You're all about the craft beer! You brew, you drink, you bore others at parties, you might even blog about it - craft beer has taken over your life (don't worry - it's a good thing!). Let your freak flag fly! 32 and Beyond: You're a Mega-Nerd!: We live in both awe and fear of you. Wort runs through your veins! You are the top of the beer geek food chain, so obsessed with craft beer that you've given your body, your vacation days and possibly your family over to it. And we say more power to you! All hail the Mega-Nerd! BROTHERS Keep in good spirits and keep the good spirits in ya. www.beerandwhiskeybros.com HIHISKER BEER& How Obsessed with Craft Beer are YOU? Answer the questions below and keep a running score to see if you're a Noob, a Geek or (gasp!) a Mega-Nerd. Before you discovered craft beer, you didn't have facial hair. Now you 1. do (fellas) or have a new found love for goateed men (ladies). +1 You have one or more hops tattooed on your body. +3 (Double this to +6 if you also have a wheat or barley or brewery tat). 3. You've sunk so much money into homebrewing equipment that your own beer costs you more than brews from Belgium. +3 4. You're saving up bottle caps for "something special," possibly a mosaic. +2 E You've named a pet after a beer or a brewery. +3 (Double this to +6 for any children with beer-inspired names: that's hardcore!) 6. Your Facebook profile pic shoes you holding a beer U in the proper glassware. +2 I You can no longer bring yourself to drink straight from the bottle.+1 8 You spend more on beer than any other form of entertainment.+2 O You mark time with seasonal beer releases. +2 (Double this to +4 if 9. you travel to them) 10. You have a fridge dedicated to craft beer +1 (Triple this to +3 if it's - kegerated - good for you!). I You own three or more different types of beer glasses. +2 12. You have so many beers tucked away, you don't really know 12. what you have. +2 13. You watched more than 4 episodes of Discovery's Brew Masters. +2 You attended a beer festival in the last year. +2 (Double this to +4 if you can remember all of it) 15 You're reading this list +1 Now add up your answers and see where you fall on the obsession scale! What your score meansH 0 to 4: You're a Noob: What's wrong with you?! You can do better than that. Someone needs to get more serious about the world's greatest beverage! 5 to 9: Youre a Greenhorn Geek: You're on your way! You have a taste for the good stuff, and you've embraced the wonders of craft beer. 10 to 16: You're a Geek in Balance: You've managed to balance your How sens good beer with the other important things in you life, like...uhhh...stuff other than beer (You can tell score's a bit higher than this). my 17 to 26: You're a Geek on the Edge: You're not free falling into beer obsession (yet) but you can see the edge of the cliff from here. Craft beer is a major deal in your life and you love to get geeky about it. You're just a few points away from taking the plunge - don't fight it! 27 to 31: You Have OCBD (Obsessive Craft Beer Disorder): You're all about the craft beer! You brew, you drink, you bore others at parties, you might even blog about it - craft beer has taken over your life (don't worry - it's a good thing!). Let your freak flag fly! 32 and Beyond: You're a Mega-Nerd!: We live in both awe and fear of you. Wort runs through your veins! You are the top of the beer geek food chain, so obsessed with craft beer that you've given your body, your vacation days and possibly your family over to it. And we say more power to you! All hail the Mega-Nerd! BROTHERS Keep in good spirits and keep the good spirits in ya. www.beerandwhiskeybros.com HIHISKER BEER&

How Obsessed with Craft Beer Are You?

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Drinking beer is a favorite past-time of many, but how far is too far? The beer belly may be a start but it is not the only indicator. Check out all the beer obsessive traits below to see where you rank.

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