How to Make a Michael Cera Movie

how to make a MICHAEL CERA movie. Get Michael Cera "Doodle" font for title quirky girl? yes get one. INDIE MUSIC! write a plot that relates to almost no real teens. Do something quirky! Now be awkward about it. Say "fuck" awkwardly (this means the plot is starting!) MORE INDIE MUSIC! Has Michael talked to quirky girl yet? Talk to her, and ignore no any signs she wants to sleep with him. Be awkward! Talk to someone else about how he talked to her Sex scene? yes Reminisce about INDIE MUSIC! a past one. Has the plot been resolved yet? yes Oh fuck, do that quick. AWKward conversation between Michael and quirky giri! Kiss roll credits.