How to maintain your adult - General adult anatomy

THE HAND BOOK TO HOW TO MAINTAIN YOUR ADULT GINERAL ANATOMYOF ADULTS CLAIRE BULMAN SERIES 1 VOLUME I STORIES FOR A NEW GENERATION WWW.CLAIREBULMAN.COM SENSORY RECEPTORS OF YOUR ADULT ADULTS MEMORY CAPACITY Excellent at locating items that have been staring you in the face. Male species have known to malfunction at locating objects. NB: These sensors are also located in the back of the adult species head, when least expected. VISUAL SENSORS Good for remembering AUDITORY SENSORS - breakages Hears all and the unsaid. Extraordinary capacity to pick up on your thoughts. NB: Tread with caution when these sensors flap and your adult follows with ...1 know what you are thinking. - unfinished chores - midsdeeds against younger siblings Bad for OLFACTORY SENSORS To sniff with - not the sniff test for dirty clothes, but the sniff of disappointment. NB: Particularly damaging to children when followed with a lengthy silence. - deeds you define as extra special and want kudos for - promises of expensive gift items TEETH If showing a full,mouth of dentures then 'Well done' you made your adult happy which may be rare. Store this to memory. NB: Teeth not visible, mouth slowly turning down at sides..RUN! have FACES - Very important to monitor slight changes in facial expressions. of either the female or male species misreading the mood MOOD INDICATORS indicator could result you taking refuge in school! What could be worse. This mood could go either way. Your adult is doing one of the most dangerous activi- ties - thinking. Be prepared to Congratulations! You have achieved a satisfactory result by your adult. Remind them of this moment if the mood take evasive action ever turns to the one below. This is how your adult will look most days. This is what we call - safety You may not be the cause of this sudden change in mood, but get on your bike and ride...far away. Until it mode. turns back into the above. HANDS IN VERY DEEP POCKETS HANDBAG PERMANENTLY Somewhere for hands ATTACHED TO HAND when ask ed for help on Stores everything that can be grabbed at the last minute. maths homework. FEET But never any money for ice cream prior to dinner. Something for your adult to study when you ask awkward questions. INAPPROPRIATE FOOTWEAR To ride a bike, scooter, horse with you THE AVERAGE HEIGHT OF MEN AND WOMEN IN THE UK COMMUNICATION WITH YOUR ADULT 8 8FT 11 IN SET 9 IN Preferable sms SFT 3 IN 6 Occasional FEET 4 More likely 2 Grunting not permitted May cause harm 0 MAN WOMAN ROBERT PERSHING WADLOW TALLEST MAN IN HISTORY ACTIVITIES FOR LONGEVITY IN YOUR ADULT AND YOUR CHILDHOOD Particularly advantageous for the grumpy adult. Either you have a very happy adult or you should check any medication dosage. The other option is that you do it. For new owners of adults - recommended once a day. ACTIVITIES FOR LONGEVITY IN YOUR ADULT AND YOUR CHILDHOOD Never, ever encourage the addition of more Voluntary or involuntary, not a good idea. Hide it from your adult. Never encourage the growing of facial hair for the male or female species. Be very concerned if your adult takes up this sport. Perhaps a friendly chat will make amends. siblings, particularly if you are the youngest. wWW.CLAIREBULMAN.COM © Claire Bulman [email protected]