HOW THE HELL DID I END UP HERE?

SOMETIMES IN THE 2 AND 1/2 HOURS I HAVE LEFT TO SLEEP AFTER SPENDING THE OTHER 21 AND 1/2 IN FRONT OF MY DEEPLY TREASURED MACBOOK PRO, I WONDER ABOUT WHAT I HOW THE HELL DID I END UP HERE? - GOT MYSELF INTO, IF A GRAPHIC DESIGNER IS BORN OR MADE, AND IF I HAD ANOTHER CHANCE TO CHANGE MY MIND, WOULD I DO IT? WELL, I STILL HAVE NO IDEA. BUT I DID HAVE A SERIES OF EVENTS IN MY LIFE THAT LEAD ME TO THE POINT WHERE I HAD TO STOP PRETENDING I WANTED TO BECOME A DENTIST OR A TAX ACCOUNTANT. THE STORY OF WHY I CHOSE TO STUDY GRAPHIC DESIGN SO I MADE AN INFOGRAPHIC ABOUT IT! OK SO LETS START... CHILDHOOD YEARS: TEENAGE YEARS: SO BOTH MY PARENTS AND THEY PROBABLY IN ORDER TO TEACH US THE IMPORTANCE OF NOT GETTING PREGNANT, OUR HIGH SCHOOL STARTEDA PROGR AM CALLED “EGG BABIES" ARE DOCTORS THOUGHT I WOULD BE LIKE: MOST OF THE EGGS SOME DIED SOME WHERE I WANNA PLAY DOCTOR WITH MR. BUBBLES LOOKED LIKE THIS... TRAGICALLY.. CREATIVE... BUT IT WAS MORE LIKE: OH! BUT MINE WAS... OVER ALL A KICK-ASS ATTITUDE LOOK MOMMY! SPIKED HAIR I MADE A NEW TΟΥ PIERCING you AAAARG! LEATHER BELT MINI VEST ...ROCKING NOW, LIKE EVERY GIRL THERE WERE A LOT OF THINGS I VWANTED TO BE WHEN I GREW UP: ACTRESS CSI INVESTIGATOR DESIGNER FASHION DESIGNER ILLUSTRATOR MOM ШШ MOVIE DIRECTOR PSYCHOLOGIST SERIAL KILLER VAMPIRE VETERINARIAN HOW MUCH I WANTED IT? I WAS JUST KIDDING A LITTLE MAYBE I WANT THIS I DO WANT THIS!!! MOVIES ARE A BIG PART OF MY LIFE. AND SO... I BECAME OBSESSED WITH STUFF THAT COMBINED THOSE COLORS BUT WHEN I SAW “V FOR VENDETTA" I REALIZED 2 IMPORTANT THINGS: HARLEY QUINN SIN CITY RED RIDING HOOĎ "IDEAS ARE BULLETPROOF" 16 APPLES CHERRIES RED WHITE BLACK WHITE STRIPES THE BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY: SPIROT THERE IS NO BETTER COLOR COMBINATION: THAN: BLACK, WHITE AND RED DEADPOOL OF COURSE THERE WERE OTHER OBSESSIONS THROUGH THE YEARS... ...I CALL THEM PHASES 2000 2003 2005 2006 2007 2010 THE "ANIME" THE "DRAG KING" THE "PRE-TEEN" THE "EDWARD THE "ORIGINAL THE "I NEED A PHASE PHASE PHASE SCISSORHANDS" PUNK" PHASE JOB" PHASE I DYED MY HAIR BECAUSE I WAS SUCH A "REBEL" I DEVELOPED A TECHNIQUE TO KEEP BECAUSE PEOPLE DON’T RESPOND WELL I TRULY BELIEVED YEAH, THAT WAS A WEIRD PHASE LONG LIVE THE 8O’s! I WAS A CARTOON MY HAIR SPIKED TO HALF SHAVED HAIR SO I ENROLLED IN PSYCHOLOGY AMOUNT OF HAPPINESS I WASN’T HAPPY BUT I MANAGED TO SURVIVE AN ETIRE YEAR 800 IT WAS A WHOLE YEAR OF THIS: 700 OVER THE 600 WRITING SUICIDE NO TES ARE YOU OK? YOU LOOK CR AZY MOON! 500 VEEEEI! 400 DO NOT CONTRADICT FREUD! З00 200 WE ARE ALL MAD HERE 100 STOP DRAWING!!! DURING TIME DURING TIME AMOUNT OF ENROLLED IN PSYCHOLOGY ENROLL ED IN DESIGN SMILEYS THEN I TOLD MY PARENTS I WAS QUITTING PSYCHOLOGY SO AFTER ONE YEAR WASTED IN PSYCHOLOGY I CAN DO AND THREE YEARS STUDYING DESIGN PARENTS REACTION: WHAT I WANT! I THINK I CAN FINALLY SAY I’M WHERE I WAS SUPOSED TO BE IN THE FIRST PLACE THIS IS MỸ THING DESIGN? AND WHAT I’M GOOD AT WE KNEW LIKE, CHAIRS MY REACTION: IT FROM THE AND STUFF? START FUNLOVING THERE GOES MY FREE DESIGNS! THERAPY YOU ROCK! YEAH BABY! comrtetiely imaginary fan club SO HIRE ME MAYBE? f DAMARIS CASTRO GONZALEZ [email protected]