How Europeans See America

CANA DA ALASKA Good taste in music, mix of Olympia cultures HAWAII Sparkly vampires Looks Yellowstone PACIFIC OCEAN good in Autumn, Salem+ hate witches Mount rushmore Truck driving beer drinking This is where 2012 will start rain rain rain rain rain Always cold otherwise rain rain rain rain rain nothing VERMONT NEW HAMPSH IRE talk funny rain rain rain rain rain Why two states? Bit strange here Potato growing rain rain rain rain rain Cheese on Wait, NY is a state? racists -MASSACH USETTS Gay cowboys everything rovidence All cars NYC = RAGE come from RHODE ISLAND here CONNECTICUT Lose your money No people All farmers Get married while Home of corn and Just corn No electicity Trenton good ol' boys NEW JERSEY drunk Bars and We Guns All mormons Drugs Come on down invented and DELAWARE Everything else is JAnnapois Dover Washington Obama No exceptions desert to Southpark pizza! Beer MARYLAND Hippies Have yourself Hates Rugged Consists entirely of cattle, gateway to Oz here Pot smokers a time Kansas Same frontiermen somewhere Roller skaters last Go here to ski names Moonshine Image obsessed Trailer parks GOVERNATOR Motorcycle gangs Indians Everyone plays Hispanics Here be twisters jazz and is black Trailer parks "It's pronounced HOT Big canyon thing INJUNS No actual Americans Arkensaw" HERE BE REDNECKS Ah got me a ranch and eat nothing but steak I know the Ewings ARCTIC OCEAN HAWAII Honolulu PACIFIC RUSSIA DISNEY GATORS OCEA GRASS I can see MEXICO GENTLE BÈN 100 mi SKIRTS Russia from here! THE BAHAMA 100 km GULF OF MEXICO BERING 100 200 300 mi MICHIGAN ATLANTI C PACIFIC 0 CEAN CANADA