How to build a luxury bomb shelter

HOW TO BUILD A ALur) Uxury BOMB SHELTER With 2012 and the Apocalypse just a few months away, now is the time to invest in the item of your dreams-a luxury bomb shelter. Fully equipped with state of the art survival technology and elegant mid-century modern design, this abode will be the envy of all your soon-to-be-deceased friends! ПО Ш1 • IT'S HOT OUT THERE • SCENTED OXYGEN TANK The energy you need to run your new underground abode will come from ground panels that absorb the sweltering radiation from the above-ground nuclear wasteland. The panels then convert that heat energy into electricity. This technologically advanced oxygen tank can take any element and transform it into oxygen. The new - patent pending - multiscent feature allows you to choose if your fall out shelter will smell like springtime lilies or pumpkin pie. LOCATED ONE MILE UNDERGROUND, YOUR NEW LUXURY FALLOUT SHELTER AWAITS! • MULTIFUNCTIONAL SCREENS • AUTOMATIC LIGHTING • INTUITIVE D0OORWAY You'll never feel trapped in this shelter with floor to ceiling screens that display images and video of your choice. These massive screens allow you to travel to the gates of the Forbidden City or lounge on the shores Automatic transitional lights will be the best way to acclimate you to sub-terrestrial living. Tones and hues of light will replicate dawn, dusk and twilight in your bunker. The curvature of the main room will facilitate a softer lighting experience. The primary door comes with three main indicator lights. Green indicates it is safe to exit, yellow means the world is consumed in a massive fire storm and blue means the polar ice caps have finally melted and the world is a massive swimming pool. of Nice. You'll never be forced to stare at white walls. MAIN FLOOR • HARD SHELL • ÜBER FENG SHUI • HIDEAWAY FEATURES INNER PEACE When 500 layers of tungsten metal reinforced with titanium alloy line the walls of your luxury bunker, it will be able to withstand a force 3,000 times that of an atomic bomb. It will also keep your bunker's climate stable at 72 degrees, no matter how close you place it to the Earth's core. Movable walls allow you to never grow bored with the layout of your new home, which will come in handy since it will probably be close to 400 years before the earth is inhabitable again. Just how you chose to burrow underground for protection, your refrigerator and pantry are buried under the floor in these slide-up drawers. This allows for a more spacious kitchen and a means to protect your food rations if the hull is compromised. The external world may have crumbled to pieces but your inner world is safe and sound with the added feature of a Zen rock garden -an exact replica of the one that you used to own in your penthouse apartment. • THE BATHING EXPERIENCE • DISPLAY SCREENS This spacious and elegant bath tub is critical for bunker living. Water that is used is refiltered, reoxygenated and then reused in a continuous cycle. You will never have to worry about digging into Crystal screens work to not only separate the space, but display videos of rolling ocean waves or a favorite video from your archived Netflix account – such as Wall Street. your water rations. MASTER SUITE • TOASTY WARM In the event that the Apocalypse comes in the form of a nuclear winter, your toes will never get frostbite with a heated marble floor. However, if the Apocalypse comes in the form of massive and unrelenting • TOILET • HIDDEN STORAGE Shelves and closets are also hidden to Amenities and appliances are sleekly hidden in the pull-through floor space. When in need of the commode, simply pull up. When finished, push down. You'll never need to light a match with the special air-lock feature. allow the room to appear more streamlined and to save your valuable possessions from the effects of radiation. heat the marble floor has an intricate cooling system. RECREATION FLOOR • GARDEN VIEWS OSTRETCHING THOSE LEGS • SUPER GAMER • LAP POOL Making sure you get adequate exercise is crucial to maintain your sanity underground. Floor treadmills alongside a display screen Another hidden pull-out feature is a multi-feature entertainment table. It can be transformed into a foosball, ping-pong, ice hockey table or poker table. The options are endless. However, the playing partners are not. No luxury shelter would be complete without a lap pool. This ingeniously designed curved pool allows for a steady current, making your laps all the more realistic. The current can be turned on high so it doubles as a wake-boarding pool. This insulated garden can act as a terrarium for your favorite-now extinct- plant life, or as a virtual golf course. will make it feel like you are running on the Champs-Élysées or along the Amalfi Coast. credit sesame www.creditsesame.com Source: Making the Most Out of the Apocalypse Magazine.