Biden Vs. "Biden"

BIDEN VS. "BIDEN" Scientists recently announced the discovery of dwarf planet 2012 VP113, or "Biden," as it was nicknamed because of the "VP" in its alphanumeric designation. Of course, a dwarf planet is nothing like our vice-president. Or is it? %3D JOE BIDEN "BIDEN" Vice President Dwarf planet Joseph R. Biden, Jr. NAME 2012 VP113 Amtrak Joe NICKNAME Biden Democrat CLASSIFICATION Dwarf Planet White COLOR Pink 71 years AGE 4.5 billion years Scranton, Penn. PLACE OF ORIGIN Unknown Inside Beltway LOCATION Inner Oort Cloud 93 million miles DISTANCE FROM SUN 25 billion miles Eccentric BEHAVIOR Eccentric orbit 280 MILES 6 feet tall SIZE 280 miles in diameter Carbon-based COMPOSITION Rock, frozen water & methane .67,000 MPH VELOCITY 4,000 MPH HIGH, among older voters HOTNESS LOW, -430 degrees F 96 kilograms MASS 20 billion billion kilograms Not bad for SHAPE Spherical guy his age Low, about 1 gram per cubic centimeter High, DENSITY some say Photos: Getty | Illustration: Orbit, Carnegie Institution for Science Source: Scott S. Sheppard, Carnegie Institution for Science *Select Joe Biden facts are Huffington Post estimates. THE HUFFINGTON POST