Gold vs. Cats

CATS4GOLD.com SWAP YOUR SHABBY TAT FOR A TABBY CAT PRESENTS GOLD VS. CATS LET'S LOOK AT THE FACTS Why do people prefer cats to gold? But cats - WOW! Let's face it – gold is just an over-hyped yellow metal. It might be shiny, but in entertainment terms, it is dull. Switch your investment to felines and you've got high interest right from the start. Not to mention fur on your cushions, paw prints on your nice clean floor and occasionally, something unmentionable in your shoe. LET'S LOOK AT SOME TOP CAT FACTS AND SEE HOW THEY BEAT GOLD PAWS-DOWN: 1 Puss payback × 420,000 You think gold gives a high rate of return? One pair of cats and their kittens can produce up to 420,000 kittens in just 7 years! 2 Special-eyed investment 5 Sensational II|||||||| When it's dark, it's difficult to see your How alert is your gold? If you poke it, does it so much gold. Unless you're a cat. Cats can see in only 1/6th the amount of light that humans require. Brilliant! as stir? Nah! On the other hand, cats have incredibly finely tuned senses. Their hearing is three times more acute than humans, and their sense of smell 13 times stronger. Gold only has a strong smell if you wrap it in very old cheese... 3 Rapid return Once you've got gold, it just sits there. But a cat can run up to 30 mph, especially if it knows there are prawns in its food bowl. How can it do it? A cat's heart beats twice as fast as a human 6 Long term And finally, if you think gold and diamonds are forever, than cats are almost forever. They're one of the oldest mammals on the earth. Fossil heart, at 110 to 140 beats per minute. remains of African wild cats have been found 4 Low risk dating from as far back as thirty eight million years ago. That's older than a lot of old gold! But cats are also good at conserving their energy. They spend around 16 hours a day sleeping. So a seven year old cat has been awake for just two years of its life. Zzz 1981 MARATHON BAR 1938 VW BEETLE 2 YEARS REALLY LONG AGO FELIDAE I WUVV SLEEPZ WAKE NOW STROKES MEE NOT TO SCALE INVESTMENT ADVICE: PLEASE REMEMBER THAT CATS CAN GO DOWN AS WELL AS UP. YOUR CAT IS AT RISK IF YOU DO NOT KEEP ITS MEALS DELIVERED ON A REGULAR BASIS. YOUR CAT MAY ALSO COME WITH HIDDEN FLEAS. CATS 4GOLD.com SWAP YOUR SHABBY TAT FOR A TABBY CAT