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Geek’s Guide to Becoming an Über Geek

" GEEK'S GUIDE TO becoming an ÜBER GEEK Is an uber-geek a nerd? Is an uber-nerd a geek? Is every geek an uber-geek if he's blogging in the forest and no one is around to read it? All of these are difficult questions for a geek looking to pimp his drives, but fret not: We're happy to outline some surefire ways to rise to the next echelon of geekhood. What's in Your Messenger Bag? Rivers CuomoTM horn-rimmed glasses Weezer CD Smartpen Pen The Fifth Element screenprint T-shirt The Fifth Element sarcophagus pencil case Dune, novel Dune strategy board game Hill Valley Key to the City iPad Mini black-market iPad 3 prototype Hill Valley courthouse keychain, as it appears in Back to the Future Gremlins and an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer GEEK ÜBER-GEEK How Uber Is Your Geek-itude? Must use a Uses Apple Maps no matter how many times the directions fail smartphone for all directions WORLD wORLD WARCRAFT WORLD WARCRAFT "World of Warcraft" "Artemis" LAN party hosted in a rebuilt "Star Trek" bridge, a.k.a. your living room at an LAN gaming center 20/40 vision 20/80 vision Proposing marriage at a Comic-Con convention in Super Mario outfits Proposing marriage at a Comic-Con convention Video game designer Board game designer Comic book enthusiast Comic book publisher NCC-1701 Favorite Star Trek series: Favorite Star Trek series: Deep Space 9 The Original Series. Really Who thinks you're COOL? Peter Gibbons from Office Space Milton Waddams from Office Space Shawn Fanning, Napster pioneer Bram Cohen, BitTorrent pioneer Wil Wheaton: Redditor and Jeff Goldblum: Jurassic Park, Independence Day Wesley Crusher on Star Trek: The Next Generation Joss Whedon: Firefly, Buffy, Alien Resurrection, nicknamed "Nerd Jesus" - need we go on? Tim Burton: Edward Scissorhands, Batman film series DOs and DON'Ts Along the Road to Uber-Geekdom Do: Focus on your Major League Gaming career Don't: Date anyone objectively good-looking Do: Go to bars for the trivia nights Don't: Go to bars for the music, because the juke box's selection is execrable Do: Spend more time on Reddit Don't: Give up on your Back to the Future Part IV fan flick Do: Host a Will Ferrell costume party Don't: Wear a Blades of Glory costume - you're not a nerd Follow these tips and in no time you'll be uber-geeksome. (Geek-handsome? Geek-awesome? Works either way.) Best of luck on your journey to the motherboard of uber-geekdom. Brought to you by: bestcomputersciencedegrees.com http:// ww.howtogeek.com/123429/artemis-is-the- absolute-geekiest-lan-game-youll-ever-play-video/ http://www.youtube.com/watch? v-F52LUBLdqcs http://www.beatthang.com/products/ beat-thang.html http://www.otheroom.com/namm/techno.html DUN

Geek’s Guide to Becoming an Über Geek

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Is an uber-geek a nerd? Is an uber-nerd a geek? Is every geek an uber-geek if he's blogging in the forest and no one is around to read it? All of these are difficult questions for a geek looking to pi...

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