The Dissected Fail Whale

THE DISSECTED FAIL WHALE DORMANT MAMMALS Inactive zombies with egg profile pictures SEA MONSTERS and MECHANICAL BULLS SPERM WHALERS Bots Horny twits in search of dates BLUBBER LOVERS Twittebrity twats trying to get Bieber retweets BLOWHOLES Hot girls who are actually dudes SONAR SIGNALS Legitimate news services WHISKEY KILLER TANGO FOXTROTS (WHALE DUNG) Inanimate objects and People's pets WHALES Chronic haters HARPOONERS BOTTOM FEEDERS Militant #Followback People eating a sandwich and not enjoying it twittention whores 1. 49% of Twitter users either never or rarely check their Twitter 2. 2.2% of users are responsible for 60% of all tweets 3. 90% of Twitter users follow 31 or less accounts EST. 2011 CROWN SOCIAL AGENCY