A Detailed Look at Sex Injuries

SEX INJURIES A DETAILED LOOK AT .... .... .... ..... Every year, Americans have sex about 112 times - and in that same year, nearly one-third of us will experience a sex injury. Watch out for the most common injuries, which shouldn't be a surprise given some of the most dangerous locations! Every day, 240 million people have sex around the world Every year 33% get injured during sex The average person has sex 5,100 times in a lifetime TOP 10 INJURIES Cricked- 4 neck 2 Injured back Bruised shoulder Bashed elbows, and knees Sprained or strained wrist Twisted knee 9 Sprained or strained Pulled muscle ankle 3 Carpet burns 10 Bending fingers back TOP 10 MOST DANGEROUS SPOTS 1 Sofa 2 On the stairs 3 In the car 4 In the shower 5 In the bedroom 6 On a chair The kitchen table 8 In the garden 10 Work closet 9 Toilet 10 ITEMS BROKEN MOST FREQUENTLY 3 Picture frames 9 Windows 6. Smashed walls 8 Doors Chest of drawers Tea cups 1 Bed frames Wine and pint glasses 10 Vases 4 Chairs AND OTHER STORIES 1 A young couple had decided to get it on at Grandma's house while she was out. They grabbed a tube of what they thought was lubricant and got down to it. Unfortunately, it was Nitroglycerine -a heart drug that can cause a fatal drop in blood pressure. They eventually came around after a large dose of oxygen and fluids. 2 A doctor was assigned a patient who complained of stomach pain, but the patient soon confessed that she wasn't suffering from stomach pain. Hours earlier she had microwaved a frozen hot dog to use as a sex toy -- but heating it had softened the hot dog, and it had broken off inside of her. 3 A man said his girlfriend had grabbed a medium-sized rubber ball during sex and had inserted it into his behind. However, the ball got lodged so high, they couldn't get it out. While they were waiting for the surgeon to arrive, the man started coughing. The ball came flying out with enough force to bounce around the room - and hit the surgeon, just as he arrived, on the head. Sources: Thegloss.com|Cosmopolitan.co.uk | geography.about.com| orlandosentinel.com MEDICAL . Information provided by: http://www.medicalinsurance.org ........ ........ SEX INJURIES A DETAILED LOOK AT .... .... .... ..... Every year, Americans have sex about 112 times - and in that same year, nearly one-third of us will experience a sex injury. Watch out for the most common injuries, which shouldn't be a surprise given some of the most dangerous locations! Every day, 240 million people have sex around the world Every year 33% get injured during sex The average person has sex 5,100 times in a lifetime TOP 10 INJURIES Cricked- 4 neck 2 Injured back Bruised shoulder Bashed elbows, and knees Sprained or strained wrist Twisted knee 9 Sprained or strained Pulled muscle ankle 3 Carpet burns 10 Bending fingers back TOP 10 MOST DANGEROUS SPOTS 1 Sofa 2 On the stairs 3 In the car 4 In the shower 5 In the bedroom 6 On a chair The kitchen table 8 In the garden 10 Work closet 9 Toilet 10 ITEMS BROKEN MOST FREQUENTLY 3 Picture frames 9 Windows 6. Smashed walls 8 Doors Chest of drawers Tea cups 1 Bed frames Wine and pint glasses 10 Vases 4 Chairs AND OTHER STORIES 1 A young couple had decided to get it on at Grandma's house while she was out. They grabbed a tube of what they thought was lubricant and got down to it. Unfortunately, it was Nitroglycerine -a heart drug that can cause a fatal drop in blood pressure. They eventually came around after a large dose of oxygen and fluids. 2 A doctor was assigned a patient who complained of stomach pain, but the patient soon confessed that she wasn't suffering from stomach pain. Hours earlier she had microwaved a frozen hot dog to use as a sex toy -- but heating it had softened the hot dog, and it had broken off inside of her. 3 A man said his girlfriend had grabbed a medium-sized rubber ball during sex and had inserted it into his behind. However, the ball got lodged so high, they couldn't get it out. While they were waiting for the surgeon to arrive, the man started coughing. The ball came flying out with enough force to bounce around the room - and hit the surgeon, just as he arrived, on the head. Sources: Thegloss.com|Cosmopolitan.co.uk | geography.about.com| orlandosentinel.com MEDICAL . Information provided by: http://www.medicalinsurance.org ........ ........ SEX INJURIES A DETAILED LOOK AT .... .... .... ..... Every year, Americans have sex about 112 times - and in that same year, nearly one-third of us will experience a sex injury. Watch out for the most common injuries, which shouldn't be a surprise given some of the most dangerous locations! Every day, 240 million people have sex around the world Every year 33% get injured during sex The average person has sex 5,100 times in a lifetime TOP 10 INJURIES Cricked- 4 neck 2 Injured back Bruised shoulder Bashed elbows, and knees Sprained or strained wrist Twisted knee 9 Sprained or strained Pulled muscle ankle 3 Carpet burns 10 Bending fingers back TOP 10 MOST DANGEROUS SPOTS 1 Sofa 2 On the stairs 3 In the car 4 In the shower 5 In the bedroom 6 On a chair The kitchen table 8 In the garden 10 Work closet 9 Toilet 10 ITEMS BROKEN MOST FREQUENTLY 3 Picture frames 9 Windows 6. Smashed walls 8 Doors Chest of drawers Tea cups 1 Bed frames Wine and pint glasses 10 Vases 4 Chairs AND OTHER STORIES 1 A young couple had decided to get it on at Grandma's house while she was out. They grabbed a tube of what they thought was lubricant and got down to it. Unfortunately, it was Nitroglycerine -a heart drug that can cause a fatal drop in blood pressure. They eventually came around after a large dose of oxygen and fluids. 2 A doctor was assigned a patient who complained of stomach pain, but the patient soon confessed that she wasn't suffering from stomach pain. Hours earlier she had microwaved a frozen hot dog to use as a sex toy -- but heating it had softened the hot dog, and it had broken off inside of her. 3 A man said his girlfriend had grabbed a medium-sized rubber ball during sex and had inserted it into his behind. However, the ball got lodged so high, they couldn't get it out. While they were waiting for the surgeon to arrive, the man started coughing. The ball came flying out with enough force to bounce around the room - and hit the surgeon, just as he arrived, on the head. Sources: Thegloss.com|Cosmopolitan.co.uk | geography.about.com| orlandosentinel.com MEDICAL . Information provided by: http://www.medicalinsurance.org ........ ........ SEX INJURIES A DETAILED LOOK AT .... .... .... ..... Every year, Americans have sex about 112 times - and in that same year, nearly one-third of us will experience a sex injury. Watch out for the most common injuries, which shouldn't be a surprise given some of the most dangerous locations! Every day, 240 million people have sex around the world Every year 33% get injured during sex The average person has sex 5,100 times in a lifetime TOP 10 INJURIES Cricked- 4 neck 2 Injured back Bruised shoulder Bashed elbows, and knees Sprained or strained wrist Twisted knee 9 Sprained or strained Pulled muscle ankle 3 Carpet burns 10 Bending fingers back TOP 10 MOST DANGEROUS SPOTS 1 Sofa 2 On the stairs 3 In the car 4 In the shower 5 In the bedroom 6 On a chair The kitchen table 8 In the garden 10 Work closet 9 Toilet 10 ITEMS BROKEN MOST FREQUENTLY 3 Picture frames 9 Windows 6. Smashed walls 8 Doors Chest of drawers Tea cups 1 Bed frames Wine and pint glasses 10 Vases 4 Chairs AND OTHER STORIES 1 A young couple had decided to get it on at Grandma's house while she was out. They grabbed a tube of what they thought was lubricant and got down to it. Unfortunately, it was Nitroglycerine -a heart drug that can cause a fatal drop in blood pressure. They eventually came around after a large dose of oxygen and fluids. 2 A doctor was assigned a patient who complained of stomach pain, but the patient soon confessed that she wasn't suffering from stomach pain. Hours earlier she had microwaved a frozen hot dog to use as a sex toy -- but heating it had softened the hot dog, and it had broken off inside of her. 3 A man said his girlfriend had grabbed a medium-sized rubber ball during sex and had inserted it into his behind. However, the ball got lodged so high, they couldn't get it out. While they were waiting for the surgeon to arrive, the man started coughing. The ball came flying out with enough force to bounce around the room - and hit the surgeon, just as he arrived, on the head. Sources: Thegloss.com|Cosmopolitan.co.uk | geography.about.com| orlandosentinel.com MEDICAL . Information provided by: http://www.medicalinsurance.org ........ ........ SEX INJURIES A DETAILED LOOK AT .... .... .... ..... Every year, Americans have sex about 112 times - and in that same year, nearly one-third of us will experience a sex injury. Watch out for the most common injuries, which shouldn't be a surprise given some of the most dangerous locations! Every day, 240 million people have sex around the world Every year 33% get injured during sex The average person has sex 5,100 times in a lifetime TOP 10 INJURIES Cricked- 4 neck 2 Injured back Bruised shoulder Bashed elbows, and knees Sprained or strained wrist Twisted knee 9 Sprained or strained Pulled muscle ankle 3 Carpet burns 10 Bending fingers back TOP 10 MOST DANGEROUS SPOTS 1 Sofa 2 On the stairs 3 In the car 4 In the shower 5 In the bedroom 6 On a chair The kitchen table 8 In the garden 10 Work closet 9 Toilet 10 ITEMS BROKEN MOST FREQUENTLY 3 Picture frames 9 Windows 6. Smashed walls 8 Doors Chest of drawers Tea cups 1 Bed frames Wine and pint glasses 10 Vases 4 Chairs AND OTHER STORIES 1 A young couple had decided to get it on at Grandma's house while she was out. They grabbed a tube of what they thought was lubricant and got down to it. Unfortunately, it was Nitroglycerine -a heart drug that can cause a fatal drop in blood pressure. They eventually came around after a large dose of oxygen and fluids. 2 A doctor was assigned a patient who complained of stomach pain, but the patient soon confessed that she wasn't suffering from stomach pain. Hours earlier she had microwaved a frozen hot dog to use as a sex toy -- but heating it had softened the hot dog, and it had broken off inside of her. 3 A man said his girlfriend had grabbed a medium-sized rubber ball during sex and had inserted it into his behind. However, the ball got lodged so high, they couldn't get it out. While they were waiting for the surgeon to arrive, the man started coughing. The ball came flying out with enough force to bounce around the room - and hit the surgeon, just as he arrived, on the head. Sources: Thegloss.com|Cosmopolitan.co.uk | geography.about.com| orlandosentinel.com MEDICAL . Information provided by: http://www.medicalinsurance.org ........ ........