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Zombies Vs. Door to Door Storage

Ways TO USE A DOOR TO DOOR MOBILE STORAGE CONTAINER IN THE EVENT OF a Zombie Apocalypse TOP CITIES TO MOVE TO Post-Zombie Apocalype TOP CITIES TO AVOID Post-Zombie Apocalype OFF THE GRID AMERICA'S #1 MOVING DESTINATIONS 1. Red Oak, OK 1. Atlanta, GA 2. Mountain Home, AK 2. Dallas, TX 3. West Liberty, KY 3. Phoenix, AZ 4. Pennsboro, WV 4. Orlando, FL 5. Carlin, NV 5. Chicago, IL 6. Hettinger, ND 7. Sierra Blanca, TX 6. Houston, TX 7. Denver, CO 8. Thayer or Alton, MO 9. Cedar City, UT 8. Seattle, WA 9. Charlotte, NC 10. Pikeville, TN 10. Sarasota, FL m Mm Portable Storage CONTAINERS CAN HOLD UP TO 50 MEDIUM SIZED BOXES of food, medical supplies, ammunition, homemade zombie traps, a lifetime supply of Twinkies, etc. Resources stay dry and safe from exposure. Containers can also be securely locked to prevent potential thievery. Zombies tend to have difficulty with things like "doors" and "locks". The Watch Tower AN ELEVATED PLATFORM IS IDEAL FOR TRACKING WANDERING MOBS FROM A DISTANCE. Keep yourself well out of reach/bite of any approaching zombie. Also, it's a nice place to enjoy the scenery. And during the Age of the Zombies, the rampant bonfires create a beautiful sunset. The Cage CONTAINERS CAN BE CONVERTED INTO ŽOMBIE CAGES WITH MINIMAL EFFORT. 8-12 ADULT ZOMBIES Each container can hold (number may vary depending on remaining appendages of captured zombies). The Pillbox ZOMBIES ARE DUMB, Containers can be buried and modified to provide the perfect despite the amount of brains they've eaten, and defense for strategic structures like entryways, bridges and will not be able to figure these structures out. resource caches. Having a safe place to escape to will always be helpful too. Zombie Thap IT WORKS FOR VARMINTS, SO WHY NOT ZOMBIES? Most effective when used in conjunction with The Cage. Once trapped, you'll be able to poke the zombies with sticks, which will act as your only form of entertainment around camp. The Emeraencu Bunker If your home/compound/abandoned prison is overrun by zombies, multiple containers can be combined to create an underground bunker. With three containers together, you can create a suitable underground dwelling for 2-3 PEOPLE. Spike Pit Bury a container in the ground and put big 'ol spikes in the bottom, just like Mortal Kombat. SPIKE PITS ARE THE IDEAL METHOD TO THIN THE HERD without having to risk your own neck by stepping out on the front lines. The Great Wall Use multiple containers to create a wall around your compound. Even the most cunning of zombies are unable to scale a large wall. Remember...zombies are dumb! People Mover USE STORAGE CONTAINERS LIKE A CHARIOT. Put them on a flat bed and rest easy inside knowing you'll be able to breathe because our containers are made of wood (not plastic) while in transit. Though zombies may see you as a portable lunch box, rest assured the containers are securely locked so you don't end up as fast food. Zombie Smasher FILL A CONTAINER FULL OF HEAVY OBJECTS and drop it on a group of zombies. It will work at least as well as a piano but won't have the same awesome sound. Unless you put a piano in it, of course. STORAGE DOOR DOOR Bottom Line: IF YOU'RE PREPPING FOR THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE OR, YOU KNOW, LOOKING TO MOVE SOMEWHERE NEW OR STORE YOUR BELONGINGS, VISIT US AT WWW.DOORTODOOR.COM. MOVING + ++ + + + ++

Zombies Vs. Door to Door Storage

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The world has ended. The Zombie apocalypse has finally begun, and you’re getting a chance to put all of your Walking Dead knowledge to good use. As you’re trekking along a deserted highway, you co...

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