Uninsurable Drivers

UNINSURABLE DRIVERS Stealing, drink driving, driving without car insurance, verbal abuse against bus users, destruction of public property and chasing down a fellow motorist while dressed as a pirate. These are just some of the motoring offences which have been committed by these five much loved TV characters. BUT WHO DO YOU THINK IS THE MOST DANGEROUS? HOMER SIMPSON CAR: PINK SEDAN THESIMPSONS AGE: 40 OCCUPATION: LOW LEVEL SAFETY INSPECTOR AT SPRINGEIELD NUCLEARPOWERPLANT MOTORING INCIDENTS: 2 FALLING ASLEEP BEHIND THE WHEEL E PARKING IN A DISABLED PARKING BAy DRINK DRIVING PARKING DISTRACTED BY SINGING STEALING MOE SZYSLAK'S CAR COMMENTS: HOMER SIMPSON HAS BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS MOTORING INCIDENTS OVER THE PAST 24 SEASONS OF THE SIMPSONS AND HE IS TO BLAME FOR THE MAJORITY. DRINK DRIVING IS A REGULAR BAD HABIT AND MR. SIMPSON HAS ALSO BEEN ARRESTED PREVIOUSLY FOR STEALING A FRIEND'S CAR AND PURPOSEFULLY PARKING IN A HANDICAP SPACE IN AN ATEMPT TO CAUSE ANNOYANCE TO OTHERS. FACTS: IN ONE EPISODE, A MECHANIC CLAIMS THAT HOMERS CAR WAS BUILT IN CROATIA AND WASMADE FROMSOVIET TANKS HOMERS CAR IS COMPLETELY TRASHED IN SOME EPISODES BUT IS THEN BACK TO NORMAL THENEXT WEEK 90% RISK RATING: OOO PETER GRIFFIN CAR: RED MID-1980S STATION HAGON FAMILY GUY AGE: 43 OCCUPATION: SHIPPING DEPARTMENT AT PAHTUCKET BREWERY MOTORING INCIDENTS: SPEEDING ORINK ORIVING RECKLESS DRIVING READING COMICS WHILE ORIVNG INVOLVED IN A CAR CHASE WHILE DRESSED AS A PIRATE COMIC COMMENTS: PETER GRIFFIN HAS A VERY SHORT ATTENTION SPAN WHICH OFTEN PROVES PROBLEMATIC WHILE DRIVING AS HE IS PRONE TO BEING DISTRACTED. ALSO SEEMS UNAWARE OF THE DANGERS OF DRINK DRIVING. FACTS: PETER ONCE HAD HIS LICENCE REVOKED BY FRIEND JOE SHANSON AFTER CRASHING INTO THO OTHER CARS WHILE ATTEMPTINGA STUNT. THIS LED TO HiM BEING FORCED TO RELY ON DAUGHTER MEG AS HIS ONN PERSONAL DRIVER. 95% RISK RATING: SHELDON COOPER CAR: N/A THE BIG BANG THEORY AGE: 33 SENIOR THEORETICAL OCCUPATION: PARTICLE PHYSICIST MOTORING INCIDENTS: STEALING THE PARKING O SPACE OF HOWARD WOLOWITZ RESERVE DRIVING WITHOUT A LICENCE DRIVING WITHOUT INSURANCE VOICING OVER THE SAT-NAV OF FRIEND LEONARD HOFSTADTER COMMENTS: SHELDON COOPER IS TOO SAFETY CONSCIOUS TO UNDERTAKE AN ACTIVITY HE KNOWS HE IS INEPT AT. HE WILL THEREFORE NOT PROVE TO BE A DANGER UNLESS HE GETS BEHIND THE WHEEL. FACTS: SHELDON HAS NEVER LEARNED TO DRIVE. HE ONCE ATTEMPTED TO USE A DRIVE SIMULATOR BUT CLAIMED HE IS "TOO EVOLVED" TO UNDERTAKE MENIAL TASKS SUCH AS DRIVING. ON ONE OCCASION SHELDON IS FORCED TO DRIVE PENNY TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM WHEN SHE BREAKS HER ARM. 40% RISK RATING: SIMON COOPER CAR: YELLOW FIAT CINQUECENTO THE INBETWEENERS AGE: 18 OCCUPATION: UNIVERSITY STUDENT MOTORING INCIDENTS: INDECENT EXPOSURE (OPERATING A MOTOR VEHICLE WITHOUT CLOTHING) DANGEROUS DRIVING ACCIDENT WHILE HORP BaR PARKING IN THORPE BUS VERBAL ABUSE AGAINST BUS USERS W&*ra!RS PARK COMMENTS: SIMON COOPER IS A YOUNG DRIVER WHO HAS ONLY RECENTLY PASSED HIS TEST. HE IS THEREFORE A HIGHER RISK THAN THE AVERAGE MOTORIST EVEN BEFORE THE RISK FACTOR POSED BY HIS FRIENDS IS TAKEN INTO ACCOUNT. FACTS: SIMON'S FIAT IS YELLOW, BUT HAS ONE RED DOOR. THE ORIGINÁL WAS LOST DURING A CAR PARK INCIDENT AT THORPE PARK. 60% RISK RATING: MR. BEAN CAR: BRITISH LEYLAND MINI 1000 AGE: 36 OCCUPATION: CURATOR AT ROYAL NATIONAL GALLERY IN LONDON MOTORING INCIDENTS: DANGEROUS DRIVING (COLLIDING WITH A RELIANT ROBIN) DANGEROUS DRIVING (DRIVING FROM AN ARMCHAIR SITUATED ON THE ROOF OF HIS VEHICLE) DESTRUCTION OF PUBLIC PROPERTY (DRIVING THROUGH THE BARRIERS OF A CAR PARK) FACTS: THE ACTOR WHO PLAYS MR. BEAN – ROWAN ATKINSON - IS WELL KNOWN FOR HIS LOVE OF CARS. HE WAS ALSO INVOLVED IN ONE OF THE MOST EXPENSIVE CAR INSURANCE CLAIMS OF ALL TIME AFTER HIS £3 MILLION MCLAREN F1 WAS DAMAGED IN AN ACCIDENT RISK RATING: O O O OO TM MoneySupermarket com