Jeep parts for the Zombie Apocalypse

4MD 8 JEEP PARTS FOR SURVIVING ZOMBIE APOCACYPSE 4Wheel Drive Hardware THE O ROOF RACK O BUMPER O HARD TOP OWINCH OJERRY GAS CAN O SUSPENSION O TRAIL AXE OTIRES 8 JEEP' PARTS TO HELP YOU SURVIVE AND AVOID BECOMING HUMAN BEEF JERKY FOR THE LIVING DEAD. O ROOF RACK - For transporting and storing medical aid and supplies. O BUMPER - With durability to mow down roaming flesh eaters. OWINCH - Can trip and slow down approaching zombies. O SUSPENSION - Negotiate unfamiliar terrain with confidence. OTIRES-When a horde is descending on you, a bum tire is not an option. OTRAIL AXE - The ultimate dual accessory and weapon of choice for decapitating/braining zombies. OJERRY GAS CAN - Makes lighting fires as a diversion easier. O HARD TOP - Protects passengers when cannibal corpses get too close for comfort. THE CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL'S (CDC) ALL-HAZARDS EMERGENCY KIT CHECKLIST INCLUDES: NE GALLON OF WATER IU NON-PERISHABLE. EASY-TO-PREPARE FOOD ITEMS FIRST AID KIT (WHISTLE, ANTIBIOTIC OINTMENT, (MINIMUM 3 DAY SUPPLY) BANDAGES, FACE MASKS, GLOVES AND REFERENCE BOOK) PER PERSON, PER DAY FLASHLIGHT EXTRA RATTERIES BATERY FONERED OR FXTRA MEDICATIONS (7 ĐAY SUPPLY AND MEDICINAL DISPENSERS IF NECESSARY) HAND-CRANKED RADIO EMERGENCY BLANKET. (NOAA WEATHER RADIO IF POSSIBLE) EXTRA CLOTHES, SLEEPING BAG CASH FAMILY CELL PHONE 4WD CALLING DISASTER PLAN (FAMILY AND EMERGENCY CONTACT INFORMATION) (I FOR EACH PERSON) 4Wheel Drive Hardware (800) 555-3353 ALTIPURPOSE SUPPLIES MAP(S) OF AREA WITH CHARGER * Call UIL (WRENCH, PLIERS, PLASTIC SHEET, DUCT TAPE, SCISSORS, MATCHES) ZOMBIES' FAVORED HUMAN BODY PARTS (IN ORDER) O BRAINS ARMS O INTESTINES O THIGHS CENSORED! PLACES WHERE ZOMBIES ARE SEEN 24% BARS 20% OFF-ROAD TRAILS 8% CASINOS 16% PARKING LOTS 32%% MISE. HAPPY ENTRAILS! Sources Cited: 1.http://www.4wd.com | 2.http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/documents/11_225700_A_Zombie_Final.pdf