Oh Snap! How to Shot by a Sartorialist

OH SNAP! How To Get Shot By The Sartorialist WOMAN ARE YOU A? – MAN ARE YOU KATE LANPHEAR ARE YOU OLD, RICH, AND EUROPEAN? OR GIOVANNA BATTAGLIA? YES NO YES NO YOU'RE PERFECT JUST DO YOU OWN ARE YOU MODEL PRETTY? THE WAY YOU ARE SOMETHING DOUBLE BREASTED? YES NO YES NO LUCKY YOU! THAT'S OWN EXPENSIVE OKAY! ACCESSORIES? WEAR IT. OWN A MEN'S- TAILORED PILE THEM ON SUIT? YES NO HOW ABOUT A WEAR SOMETHING MONOCHRO THEM ON PRIVATE SCHOOL UNIFORM? PILE NO MATIC CAN YOU BORROW YES SOME? CAN YOU BORROW YES NO YOUR BOYFRIEND'S BUTTON DOWN? YES NO HOW ABOUT PANTS, YOU GOT THOSE? PUT IT ON WITH SOME HEELS. YES NO HOW ABOUT A QUIRKY HAT? OF COURSE YES NO WHATEVER, YOU'RE MODEL PRETTY. CUFF 'EM, ROLL 'EM, MAKE 'EM YOU LOSE. BACK TOO SHORT TO THE CLOSET. WANT TO INCREASE YOUR CHANCES? ADD ONE + YES NO POP OF COLOR VINTAGE BIKE CIGARETTE PUT ON A SCARF! OKAY, LOOKING GOOD. NOW YOU NEED TO BE IN THE RIGHT PLACE AT THE RIGHT TIME. IS IT FASHION WEEK SOMEWHERE? HEAD TO SOHO OR MEPA. STAND IN THE MIDDLE OF A COBBLESTONE GET A FASHION CALENDAR AND YES NO PLACE YOURSELF ACCORDINGLY. STREET, WAIT. WHOOMP, THERE IT IS! YOU'RE ON THE SARTORIALIST!