Wayne Rooney injuries infographic

HOURE IS TOTALLY SHREKED YOUR GUIDE TO WAYNE'S WOES + DEAF IN BOTH EARS + HAIR TRANSPLANT A £30,000 lump of bum-fluff was stuck on his head in 2011 to try to cover up his balding problems. The only explanation for him actually liking the Stereophonics whose lyric "Just enough education to perform' he has tattooed down one arm. DISLOCATED SHOULDER Caused by having to carry the Manchester United team through the 2009/10 season when he bagged 34 goals in all competitions. + BEER BELLY A love of pints and takeaways took its toll on Wazza. This peaked in 2010 when media allegations about prostitutes led him to pile on the pounds. RIGHT THIGH GASH An accidental stamp by Hugo Rodallega left Rooney with a sickening gash that went through to the bone during a league game against Fulham on August 25. LEFT FOOT METATARSAL Fractured this metatarsal against Reading in the opening game of the 2007 season keeping him sidelined for six weeks. RIGHT ANKLE A clash with Mario Gomez in the Champions Leaque quarter-final in 2010 left Rooney on crutches just weeks before the World Cup. RIGHT FOOT METATARSAL Wayne has broken a metatarsal in this foot twice. Once while playing for England in Euro 2004 and then in a 3-0 defeat to Chelsea in 2006. paddypower.com