The Ultimate Winter Olympics Drinking Game

* ** THE ULTIMATE = WINTER OLYMPICS DRINKING GAME * THE RULES You see or hear something on the list? Drink. The game runs on the honor system; we are our own referees. Drink. *Failure to adhere to Rules 1 and 2 subjects you to Rule 3. DRINK: You base your opinion of a performance off of the reaction of the announcer. You wonder why the biathlon is actually a thing. You catch yourself watching curling. You break out into a "USA!" chant. Someone falls. Two drinks if they're not American. You watch an event and go, “Yeah, I could do that." NBC discusses Sochi's preparation for the Olympics. You or your friends quote Cool Runnings. "Sanka, ya dead mon?" You see the clip from the 1980 Winter Olympics Hockey final. You find yourself rooting against a Hawk playing for a rival country. We're looking at you, Jonathan. An American wins a medal. A Canadian doesn't win a medal. You watch an event where you already know who won. Thanks, Internet! You realize that the Winter Olympics is warmer than Chicago. CHICAGO CHICAGOSPORTSCAVE.COM sports cave