The Social Media Zombies

The Social Media Zombiess Social media zombies are everywhere and they come in different shapes, sizes and form. Here's how to spot a social media zombie. If you happen to know one, do them a favour and give them a reality-check. THE FOOD PORN ZOMBIE Tell-tale signs: THE KNOW-IT-ALL ZOMBIE THE SLUT-IN-THE-MAKING ZOMBIE I need to tweet what I'm having for breakfast. Food gets cold but it's OK. 7am-8am: Tell-tale signs: Tell-tale A 7am: "Can Obama please shut up. We need ways to solve nuclear war and the poverty affecting Africa." 8am: HOEMMGGHEE. The good morning, "look-at-my-tits" 9am-10am: Can you help me find post. Ehh. Seriously, what the fuck did he just say? the best instagram filter for my pizza? Needs to post this on Facebook, ASAP." 10am: #myskirtlooksgoodonme. Lemme take a selfie. 1pm: I heard there's a new iPhone going to be released. It's called iPhone 3s with Siri. 3pm: Loving the workout. #lookatmytightbutt. 3pm: One cries because one is sad, I cry because others are stupid and that makes me sad 12nn-1pm: #Pizza for lunch! Yay! 2pm-6pm: FOOD. FOOD. FOOD. THE POP-CULTURE ZOMBIE THE DESPERATE TRAVELLER ZOMBIE THE EXISTENTIAL PROBLEMATIC Tell-tale signs: V 10am: O Having coffee here in Tell-tale signs: RANTING ZOMBIE 1pm: EHRMAGERD. What happened to Miley Cyrus? Dunkin Donuts. Tell-tale signs: Enjoying my tour at the backyard of our neighbour. 1pm: 6am: I find it hard to wake up this early in the morning. I don't believe I have any purpose in life at all. 2pm: Still can't get over about Wentworth Miller being gay. 4pm: I just love reading the Fifty Shades of Grey. It's the most interesting book l've ever read in my life. Like, shame on you. Time to lift some weights at the gym. GRŘR! 4pm: 9am: My friends are offline. #ijustwannadie. f 1pm: What should I buy? iPhone or Samsung? I'm so confused! Help! 3pm: Is it really a good idea to use all the words in your vocabulary at once? #fuckoff O Heading home, meanwhile I found this fat and fluffy cat in the park... probably waiting for some passersby to feed it" 5pm: CalvinAyrecom