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How To Spot An Instagram Junkie

HOW TO SPOT AN INSTAGRAM JUNKIE Now 40 million users strong, digital photo-sharing app Instagram has taken advantage of the photoblog trend and transformed into something of an overnight global success. With the startup earning press for expanding its product to Android users and being snatched up by Facebook's powerful grasp, the tech world is wondering what kind of users are downloading the app and catapulting the brand to the top. Below is a guide on how to recognize the obvious signs of a die-hard Instagram devotee. IPHONE NEVER FAR FROM EYE-LEVEL. O STRESS SWEAT FROM O BRUISES FROM WALKING PRESSURE TO INTO LAMPPOSTS WHILE CAPTURE THE PERFECT TAKING "ARTSY" SUNSET FOR THE SNAPSHOTS OF "PHOTO A DAY" MONTH-OLD GUM ON CHALLENGE. THE SIDEWALK. CRAMPED THUMB FROM TURNED-UP SCROLLING NOSE IN DISDAIN THROUGH FOR ALL NOVEL ............. GRAINY PHOTOS INSTAGRAMMERS ALL DAY. (LOOKING AT YOU, ANDROID USERS). O EMACIATED COLLAR- BONES AS A RESULT OF A PERSONAL UNUSED DSLR HUNGER STRIKE AROUND NECK TO AGAINST THE MAINTAIN IDENTITY FACEBOOK 23° AS A LEGITIMATE ACQUISITION PHOTOBLOGGER. (#SELLOUTS). BODY BENT AT A 23° ANGLE TO GAIN PHOTOGRAPHIC O BITTER JEALOUSY VANTAGE POINT EXCLUSIVE VIP FROM FOLLOWERS PASS TO THE LIKING OTHER LATEST INSTAMEET PEOPLE'S PHOTOS. CONFERENCE, O WARNING SLIP FROM EMPLOYER FOR TAKING TOO WHERE FELLOW INSTAGRAM MANY EXTENDED LUNCHES ADDICTS WILL SPENT ARRANGING AND GATHER AND TAKE INSTAGRAMMING WALDEN-FILTERED BROWN-BAG LUNCH ITEMS. PHOTOS OF THEIR OWN VIP PASSES. GRASS STAINS ON JEANS FROM ATTEMPTS TO GET AN INTERESTING ANGLE OF A LONE PARK BENCH. INSTAGRAMMERS ALSO CAN'T RESIST THE LURE OF: PLATES OF FOOD, UBIQUITOUS MOUNTAINS, ANY PLACE CUTE VINTAGE STORES WITH ESPECIALLY UNIQUE CHOOW TREES, OR GENERAL ANIMALS INHABIT VARIOUS VINTAGE COMING FROM DIM SUM SCENIC LOCATIONS. OR FREQUENT. THINGAMAJIGS. FOOD TRUCKS. SOURCES: TECHCRUNCH.COM I INSTAGRAMMERS.COM Flowtown. In Partnership with Column Five

How To Spot An Instagram Junkie

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Now 40 million users strong, digital photo-sharing app Instagram has taken advantage of the photoblog trend and transformed into something of an overnight global success. With the startup earning p...

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