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Knock over trash cans at night. WITH HUMANS Invade dreams. Share a bag of Reese's Pieces. WITH HUMANS Slowly unveil surgical WITH HUMANS The energy from the previous generation passes on to the new one. -except for brief, traumatic flashbacks that will plague them for the rest of their life, leading to the eventual loss of their job, family, and, ultimately, their sanity. The commune GREYS Insert anal probe. Cyborg owl advance scouts. instruments All the way will show them the way. as paralyzed human looks on in fear. Record scientific findings Masquerade as Earthlings and infiltrate their The weird nozzle thing whose function is unknown Mind meld Strip down to silver Touch GREYS GREYS index fingers. Lubricate probe. underwear. government at the highest levels. WITH HUMANS Zone out. Smoke aj GREYS Glow softly. Blink. Racy mathematics Creepy kidnapping The jaws that bite Dump comatose body in cornfield. The claws Descend into creation chamber together. Weird electronic music that catch Tractor beam Look at the stars. Wipe human's memory- WITH HUMANS WITH HUMANS Empathy orb Beware the Zerg! One Zerg skull down, 49 to go! Your corpse Deposit eggs in Use corpse Team of scientists will act as as Zerg bait. Rise up behind their back slowly, dramatically. Wearing protective goggles. egg sac. the egg sac. watch behind REPTILIAN Collect the skulls of 50 Zerg. REPTILIAN two-way mirror. Hide in ship's ventilation system. Breathe heavily. YES Eat the ship's cat/dog. With honor. Sharpen teeth. WITH HUMANS Present to Slit wrist; let mate drink your toxic green blood. chieftan of tribe. Monitor psionic energies. Engage in lethal hand-to-hand combat with mate. A reminder to live as they died. Did you survive? ALIEN SEX YES Is he pleased? Does she die? YES Borgs do it, Greys do it, even pure-energy beings do it. Here's how and with whom. Carry the skull of mate on belt as a symbol of their sacrifice, and a You are Face rape. You are fed to the almighty Sarlacc. She was not worthy to reproduce. WITH HUMANS Hug. REPTILIAN Murder. worthy of your seed. REPTILIAN She's the one! Rape. reminder. START HERE 1. COURTSHIP 2. FOREPLAY 3. INTERCOURSE 4. AFTERGLOW "You are one handsome Bend time Play star tag. "Resistance Search for swirling ball of light!" PURE ENERGY Lose 10 Create swirling nebula. to meet BORG Wonder what is futile." more societies BORG Weave cocoon. Shed carapace. self in past. pounds. it all means. to assimilate. Squirm around. NOTE:The Borg can reproduce only by assimilating other organisms. Therefore, there is no "with humans" subcategory for them, since all reproduction assumes the involvement of some other organic species (including, but not limited to, humans). Try to look slightly less repulsive than usual. Assimilate organism into collective. WITH HUMANS ??? PURE ENERGY Try not BORG Smoosh ??? to die. ??? together like two stacks of pancakes. Try to figure out where your mate's head is. Add cybernetic USB Lurk. Dissolve blast doors Ooze. enchancements. port Regurgitate bones. using tentacle acid. Slowly ramp up energon emissions. WITH HUMANS WITH HUMANS Rapidly vibrate your millions of hairy legs. Stay away from exposed electrial wires. Get to escape pod before hero blows up ship. ??? Watch out for Earth Pancake Doodads "Oh God, what is makeup germs. WITH HUMANS that thing? Oh Lord!" Hail the Envelop human with your gelatinous mass. Extend CAUTION: Do not ask humans to bring you a starship bridge. WITH HUMANS Glowing red ocular device proboscis. 163 Show them their weapons are useless against you. WITH HUMANS PURE ENERGY Take the form of their deceased spouse. WITH HUMANS Deliver tersely Dawn of time Sphere of light Green worded declaration of malicious intent. Some crazy lightning astrophysics shit that if a human PURE ENERGY "Let it flow Do a little Black hole Prohibition- era Chicago through you!" Expand to full size. were to witness it would cause their tiny mind to melt time-space travel. Act all innocent. Teach everyone an important lesson about humanity. BENEVOLENT Masquerade as God. WRATHFUL Supernova Saturn's rings "Prepare to be assimilated." Slowly col Eat whichever humans WITH HUMANS Imbue them with BORG Bring a dead deer back to life. "Captain, our shields are down!" and uncoil you aren't going to have sex with. your tentacles. Shooting star Antimatter superhuman powers. We're the real monsters. We are. Not them. Love is more powerful than nuclear weapons. sandwich Adapted from Everything Explained Through Flowcharts, copyright 2010 Erie Horner, to be published by HarperCollins in October. 000 Knock over trash cans at night. WITH HUMANS Invade dreams. Share a bag of Reese's Pieces. WITH HUMANS Slowly unveil surgical WITH HUMANS The energy from the previous generation passes on to the new one. -except for brief, traumatic flashbacks that will plague them for the rest of their life, leading to the eventual loss of their job, family, and, ultimately, their sanity. The commune GREYS Insert anal probe. Cyborg owl advance scouts. instruments All the way will show them the way. as paralyzed human looks on in fear. Record scientific findings Masquerade as Earthlings and infiltrate their The weird nozzle thing whose function is unknown Mind meld Strip down to silver Touch GREYS GREYS index fingers. Lubricate probe. underwear. government at the highest levels. WITH HUMANS Zone out. Smoke aj GREYS Glow softly. Blink. Racy mathematics Creepy kidnapping The jaws that bite Dump comatose body in cornfield. The claws Descend into creation chamber together. Weird electronic music that catch Tractor beam Look at the stars. Wipe human's memory- WITH HUMANS WITH HUMANS Empathy orb Beware the Zerg! One Zerg skull down, 49 to go! Your corpse Deposit eggs in Use corpse Team of scientists will act as as Zerg bait. Rise up behind their back slowly, dramatically. Wearing protective goggles. egg sac. the egg sac. watch behind REPTILIAN Collect the skulls of 50 Zerg. REPTILIAN two-way mirror. Hide in ship's ventilation system. Breathe heavily. YES Eat the ship's cat/dog. With honor. Sharpen teeth. WITH HUMANS Present to Slit wrist; let mate drink your toxic green blood. chieftan of tribe. Monitor psionic energies. Engage in lethal hand-to-hand combat with mate. A reminder to live as they died. Did you survive? ALIEN SEX YES Is he pleased? Does she die? YES Borgs do it, Greys do it, even pure-energy beings do it. Here's how and with whom. Carry the skull of mate on belt as a symbol of their sacrifice, and a You are Face rape. You are fed to the almighty Sarlacc. She was not worthy to reproduce. WITH HUMANS Hug. REPTILIAN Murder. worthy of your seed. REPTILIAN She's the one! Rape. reminder. START HERE 1. COURTSHIP 2. FOREPLAY 3. INTERCOURSE 4. AFTERGLOW "You are one handsome Bend time Play star tag. "Resistance Search for swirling ball of light!" PURE ENERGY Lose 10 Create swirling nebula. to meet BORG Wonder what is futile." more societies BORG Weave cocoon. Shed carapace. self in past. pounds. it all means. to assimilate. Squirm around. NOTE:The Borg can reproduce only by assimilating other organisms. Therefore, there is no "with humans" subcategory for them, since all reproduction assumes the involvement of some other organic species (including, but not limited to, humans). Try to look slightly less repulsive than usual. Assimilate organism into collective. WITH HUMANS ??? PURE ENERGY Try not BORG Smoosh ??? to die. ??? together like two stacks of pancakes. Try to figure out where your mate's head is. Add cybernetic USB Lurk. Dissolve blast doors Ooze. enchancements. port Regurgitate bones. using tentacle acid. Slowly ramp up energon emissions. WITH HUMANS WITH HUMANS Rapidly vibrate your millions of hairy legs. Stay away from exposed electrial wires. Get to escape pod before hero blows up ship. ??? Watch out for Earth Pancake Doodads "Oh God, what is makeup germs. WITH HUMANS that thing? Oh Lord!" Hail the Envelop human with your gelatinous mass. Extend CAUTION: Do not ask humans to bring you a starship bridge. WITH HUMANS Glowing red ocular device proboscis. 163 Show them their weapons are useless against you. WITH HUMANS PURE ENERGY Take the form of their deceased spouse. WITH HUMANS Deliver tersely Dawn of time Sphere of light Green worded declaration of malicious intent. Some crazy lightning astrophysics shit that if a human PURE ENERGY "Let it flow Do a little Black hole Prohibition- era Chicago through you!" Expand to full size. were to witness it would cause their tiny mind to melt time-space travel. Act all innocent. Teach everyone an important lesson about humanity. BENEVOLENT Masquerade as God. WRATHFUL Supernova Saturn's rings "Prepare to be assimilated." Slowly col Eat whichever humans WITH HUMANS Imbue them with BORG Bring a dead deer back to life. "Captain, our shields are down!" and uncoil you aren't going to have sex with. your tentacles. Shooting star Antimatter superhuman powers. We're the real monsters. We are. Not them. Love is more powerful than nuclear weapons. sandwich Adapted from Everything Explained Through Flowcharts, copyright 2010 Erie Horner, to be published by HarperCollins in October. 000 Knock over trash cans at night. WITH HUMANS Invade dreams. Share a bag of Reese's Pieces. WITH HUMANS Slowly unveil surgical WITH HUMANS The energy from the previous generation passes on to the new one. -except for brief, traumatic flashbacks that will plague them for the rest of their life, leading to the eventual loss of their job, family, and, ultimately, their sanity. The commune GREYS Insert anal probe. Cyborg owl advance scouts. instruments All the way will show them the way. as paralyzed human looks on in fear. Record scientific findings Masquerade as Earthlings and infiltrate their The weird nozzle thing whose function is unknown Mind meld Strip down to silver Touch GREYS GREYS index fingers. Lubricate probe. underwear. government at the highest levels. WITH HUMANS Zone out. Smoke aj GREYS Glow softly. Blink. Racy mathematics Creepy kidnapping The jaws that bite Dump comatose body in cornfield. The claws Descend into creation chamber together. Weird electronic music that catch Tractor beam Look at the stars. Wipe human's memory- WITH HUMANS WITH HUMANS Empathy orb Beware the Zerg! One Zerg skull down, 49 to go! Your corpse Deposit eggs in Use corpse Team of scientists will act as as Zerg bait. Rise up behind their back slowly, dramatically. Wearing protective goggles. egg sac. the egg sac. watch behind REPTILIAN Collect the skulls of 50 Zerg. REPTILIAN two-way mirror. Hide in ship's ventilation system. Breathe heavily. YES Eat the ship's cat/dog. With honor. Sharpen teeth. WITH HUMANS Present to Slit wrist; let mate drink your toxic green blood. chieftan of tribe. Monitor psionic energies. Engage in lethal hand-to-hand combat with mate. A reminder to live as they died. Did you survive? ALIEN SEX YES Is he pleased? Does she die? YES Borgs do it, Greys do it, even pure-energy beings do it. Here's how and with whom. Carry the skull of mate on belt as a symbol of their sacrifice, and a You are Face rape. You are fed to the almighty Sarlacc. She was not worthy to reproduce. WITH HUMANS Hug. REPTILIAN Murder. worthy of your seed. REPTILIAN She's the one! Rape. reminder. START HERE 1. COURTSHIP 2. FOREPLAY 3. INTERCOURSE 4. AFTERGLOW "You are one handsome Bend time Play star tag. "Resistance Search for swirling ball of light!" PURE ENERGY Lose 10 Create swirling nebula. to meet BORG Wonder what is futile." more societies BORG Weave cocoon. Shed carapace. self in past. pounds. it all means. to assimilate. Squirm around. NOTE:The Borg can reproduce only by assimilating other organisms. Therefore, there is no "with humans" subcategory for them, since all reproduction assumes the involvement of some other organic species (including, but not limited to, humans). Try to look slightly less repulsive than usual. Assimilate organism into collective. WITH HUMANS ??? PURE ENERGY Try not BORG Smoosh ??? to die. ??? together like two stacks of pancakes. Try to figure out where your mate's head is. Add cybernetic USB Lurk. Dissolve blast doors Ooze. enchancements. port Regurgitate bones. using tentacle acid. Slowly ramp up energon emissions. WITH HUMANS WITH HUMANS Rapidly vibrate your millions of hairy legs. Stay away from exposed electrial wires. Get to escape pod before hero blows up ship. ??? Watch out for Earth Pancake Doodads "Oh God, what is makeup germs. WITH HUMANS that thing? Oh Lord!" Hail the Envelop human with your gelatinous mass. Extend CAUTION: Do not ask humans to bring you a starship bridge. WITH HUMANS Glowing red ocular device proboscis. 163 Show them their weapons are useless against you. WITH HUMANS PURE ENERGY Take the form of their deceased spouse. WITH HUMANS Deliver tersely Dawn of time Sphere of light Green worded declaration of malicious intent. Some crazy lightning astrophysics shit that if a human PURE ENERGY "Let it flow Do a little Black hole Prohibition- era Chicago through you!" Expand to full size. were to witness it would cause their tiny mind to melt time-space travel. Act all innocent. Teach everyone an important lesson about humanity. BENEVOLENT Masquerade as God. WRATHFUL Supernova Saturn's rings "Prepare to be assimilated." Slowly col Eat whichever humans WITH HUMANS Imbue them with BORG Bring a dead deer back to life. "Captain, our shields are down!" and uncoil you aren't going to have sex with. your tentacles. Shooting star Antimatter superhuman powers. We're the real monsters. We are. Not them. Love is more powerful than nuclear weapons. sandwich Adapted from Everything Explained Through Flowcharts, copyright 2010 Erie Horner, to be published by HarperCollins in October. 000 Knock over trash cans at night. WITH HUMANS Invade dreams. Share a bag of Reese's Pieces. WITH HUMANS Slowly unveil surgical WITH HUMANS The energy from the previous generation passes on to the new one. -except for brief, traumatic flashbacks that will plague them for the rest of their life, leading to the eventual loss of their job, family, and, ultimately, their sanity. The commune GREYS Insert anal probe. Cyborg owl advance scouts. instruments All the way will show them the way. as paralyzed human looks on in fear. Record scientific findings Masquerade as Earthlings and infiltrate their The weird nozzle thing whose function is unknown Mind meld Strip down to silver Touch GREYS GREYS index fingers. Lubricate probe. underwear. government at the highest levels. WITH HUMANS Zone out. Smoke aj GREYS Glow softly. Blink. Racy mathematics Creepy kidnapping The jaws that bite Dump comatose body in cornfield. The claws Descend into creation chamber together. Weird electronic music that catch Tractor beam Look at the stars. Wipe human's memory- WITH HUMANS WITH HUMANS Empathy orb Beware the Zerg! One Zerg skull down, 49 to go! Your corpse Deposit eggs in Use corpse Team of scientists will act as as Zerg bait. Rise up behind their back slowly, dramatically. Wearing protective goggles. egg sac. the egg sac. watch behind REPTILIAN Collect the skulls of 50 Zerg. REPTILIAN two-way mirror. Hide in ship's ventilation system. Breathe heavily. YES Eat the ship's cat/dog. With honor. Sharpen teeth. WITH HUMANS Present to Slit wrist; let mate drink your toxic green blood. chieftan of tribe. Monitor psionic energies. Engage in lethal hand-to-hand combat with mate. A reminder to live as they died. Did you survive? ALIEN SEX YES Is he pleased? Does she die? YES Borgs do it, Greys do it, even pure-energy beings do it. Here's how and with whom. Carry the skull of mate on belt as a symbol of their sacrifice, and a You are Face rape. You are fed to the almighty Sarlacc. She was not worthy to reproduce. WITH HUMANS Hug. REPTILIAN Murder. worthy of your seed. REPTILIAN She's the one! Rape. reminder. START HERE 1. COURTSHIP 2. FOREPLAY 3. INTERCOURSE 4. AFTERGLOW "You are one handsome Bend time Play star tag. "Resistance Search for swirling ball of light!" PURE ENERGY Lose 10 Create swirling nebula. to meet BORG Wonder what is futile." more societies BORG Weave cocoon. Shed carapace. self in past. pounds. it all means. to assimilate. Squirm around. NOTE:The Borg can reproduce only by assimilating other organisms. Therefore, there is no "with humans" subcategory for them, since all reproduction assumes the involvement of some other organic species (including, but not limited to, humans). Try to look slightly less repulsive than usual. Assimilate organism into collective. WITH HUMANS ??? PURE ENERGY Try not BORG Smoosh ??? to die. ??? together like two stacks of pancakes. Try to figure out where your mate's head is. Add cybernetic USB Lurk. Dissolve blast doors Ooze. enchancements. port Regurgitate bones. using tentacle acid. Slowly ramp up energon emissions. WITH HUMANS WITH HUMANS Rapidly vibrate your millions of hairy legs. Stay away from exposed electrial wires. Get to escape pod before hero blows up ship. ??? Watch out for Earth Pancake Doodads "Oh God, what is makeup germs. WITH HUMANS that thing? Oh Lord!" Hail the Envelop human with your gelatinous mass. Extend CAUTION: Do not ask humans to bring you a starship bridge. WITH HUMANS Glowing red ocular device proboscis. 163 Show them their weapons are useless against you. WITH HUMANS PURE ENERGY Take the form of their deceased spouse. WITH HUMANS Deliver tersely Dawn of time Sphere of light Green worded declaration of malicious intent. Some crazy lightning astrophysics shit that if a human PURE ENERGY "Let it flow Do a little Black hole Prohibition- era Chicago through you!" Expand to full size. were to witness it would cause their tiny mind to melt time-space travel. Act all innocent. Teach everyone an important lesson about humanity. BENEVOLENT Masquerade as God. WRATHFUL Supernova Saturn's rings "Prepare to be assimilated." Slowly col Eat whichever humans WITH HUMANS Imbue them with BORG Bring a dead deer back to life. "Captain, our shields are down!" and uncoil you aren't going to have sex with. your tentacles. Shooting star Antimatter superhuman powers. We're the real monsters. We are. Not them. Love is more powerful than nuclear weapons. sandwich Adapted from Everything Explained Through Flowcharts, copyright 2010 Erie Horner, to be published by HarperCollins in October. 000 Knock over trash cans at night. WITH HUMANS Invade dreams. Share a bag of Reese's Pieces. WITH HUMANS Slowly unveil surgical WITH HUMANS The energy from the previous generation passes on to the new one. -except for brief, traumatic flashbacks that will plague them for the rest of their life, leading to the eventual loss of their job, family, and, ultimately, their sanity. The commune GREYS Insert anal probe. Cyborg owl advance scouts. instruments All the way will show them the way. as paralyzed human looks on in fear. Record scientific findings Masquerade as Earthlings and infiltrate their The weird nozzle thing whose function is unknown Mind meld Strip down to silver Touch GREYS GREYS index fingers. Lubricate probe. underwear. government at the highest levels. WITH HUMANS Zone out. Smoke aj GREYS Glow softly. Blink. Racy mathematics Creepy kidnapping The jaws that bite Dump comatose body in cornfield. The claws Descend into creation chamber together. Weird electronic music that catch Tractor beam Look at the stars. Wipe human's memory- WITH HUMANS WITH HUMANS Empathy orb Beware the Zerg! One Zerg skull down, 49 to go! Your corpse Deposit eggs in Use corpse Team of scientists will act as as Zerg bait. Rise up behind their back slowly, dramatically. Wearing protective goggles. egg sac. the egg sac. watch behind REPTILIAN Collect the skulls of 50 Zerg. REPTILIAN two-way mirror. Hide in ship's ventilation system. Breathe heavily. YES Eat the ship's cat/dog. With honor. Sharpen teeth. WITH HUMANS Present to Slit wrist; let mate drink your toxic green blood. chieftan of tribe. Monitor psionic energies. Engage in lethal hand-to-hand combat with mate. A reminder to live as they died. Did you survive? ALIEN SEX YES Is he pleased? Does she die? YES Borgs do it, Greys do it, even pure-energy beings do it. Here's how and with whom. Carry the skull of mate on belt as a symbol of their sacrifice, and a You are Face rape. You are fed to the almighty Sarlacc. She was not worthy to reproduce. WITH HUMANS Hug. REPTILIAN Murder. worthy of your seed. REPTILIAN She's the one! Rape. reminder. START HERE 1. COURTSHIP 2. FOREPLAY 3. INTERCOURSE 4. AFTERGLOW "You are one handsome Bend time Play star tag. "Resistance Search for swirling ball of light!" PURE ENERGY Lose 10 Create swirling nebula. to meet BORG Wonder what is futile." more societies BORG Weave cocoon. Shed carapace. self in past. pounds. it all means. to assimilate. Squirm around. NOTE:The Borg can reproduce only by assimilating other organisms. Therefore, there is no "with humans" subcategory for them, since all reproduction assumes the involvement of some other organic species (including, but not limited to, humans). Try to look slightly less repulsive than usual. Assimilate organism into collective. WITH HUMANS ??? PURE ENERGY Try not BORG Smoosh ??? to die. ??? together like two stacks of pancakes. Try to figure out where your mate's head is. Add cybernetic USB Lurk. Dissolve blast doors Ooze. enchancements. port Regurgitate bones. using tentacle acid. Slowly ramp up energon emissions. WITH HUMANS WITH HUMANS Rapidly vibrate your millions of hairy legs. Stay away from exposed electrial wires. Get to escape pod before hero blows up ship. ??? Watch out for Earth Pancake Doodads "Oh God, what is makeup germs. WITH HUMANS that thing? Oh Lord!" Hail the Envelop human with your gelatinous mass. Extend CAUTION: Do not ask humans to bring you a starship bridge. WITH HUMANS Glowing red ocular device proboscis. 163 Show them their weapons are useless against you. WITH HUMANS PURE ENERGY Take the form of their deceased spouse. WITH HUMANS Deliver tersely Dawn of time Sphere of light Green worded declaration of malicious intent. Some crazy lightning astrophysics shit that if a human PURE ENERGY "Let it flow Do a little Black hole Prohibition- era Chicago through you!" Expand to full size. were to witness it would cause their tiny mind to melt time-space travel. Act all innocent. Teach everyone an important lesson about humanity. BENEVOLENT Masquerade as God. WRATHFUL Supernova Saturn's rings "Prepare to be assimilated." Slowly col Eat whichever humans WITH HUMANS Imbue them with BORG Bring a dead deer back to life. "Captain, our shields are down!" and uncoil you aren't going to have sex with. your tentacles. Shooting star Antimatter superhuman powers. We're the real monsters. We are. Not them. Love is more powerful than nuclear weapons. sandwich Adapted from Everything Explained Through Flowcharts, copyright 2010 Erie Horner, to be published by HarperCollins in October. 000