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Donald Trump: Feudwhore

STEPHEN COLBERT BILL COSBY DONALD TRUMP In April 2011, Cosby went on "The View" and told Meredith Veira that Trump was Colbert said on air in October CHER 2012: "Mr. Trump, I will write you a Via Twitter, in November 2012 Cher called Trump a check for one million dollars ... if "full of it" and should either run for you will let me dip my balls in your mouth ... Nothing would make America happier than to have something going into your mouth President or "shut up." Trump responded that he had never been a fan of Cosby's. Or pudding pops. Though he admitted to respecting such a colorful sweater collection. First of all, it's not possible to have never been at least a little bit of a fan. MARK CUBAN "LOUDMOUTH RACIST #FEUDWHORE After Trump made his $5 million offer to Obama, in early November 2012 Cuban offered Trump $1 million to shave his head. The two then engaged in a heated war of tweets. Cuban: ANTHONY BAXTER CRETIN" and added "I'll NEVER Baxter made an exposé documentary called "You've Been Trumped" showing how Trump's Scotland golf complex destroyed a "habitat of dunes." In October 2012, Trump took to Twitter, calling Baxter a "loser" who should be GO TO MACY'S AGAIN!" after learning that they sell Trump's line of neckties. Cher then burst instead of out of it." No word on into song, "If I could turn back time ... I wouldn't buy those whether this happened. America hasn't been looking all that happy, so chances are it hasn't. This is Dr. Huxtable we're talking about. Second, did everyone know that Theo's name was actually "Teddy" in the pilot episode? "Come on, you need to do better with "Everybody tells me not to hit back at the lowlifes that go after me for PR -- sorry, but I must. It's my nature." the insults. This reminds me of when I ties!" used to pick on you when we were kids in Kenya." ZING! These two guys are made for each other. Money meets ego meets reckless overuse of Twitter. And they lived angrily ever after. MERV GRIFFIN "ashamed about his massive box office Donald Trump, via Twitter, November 2012 This one dates waaaay back to Trump's pre-Twitter days. In the 1980s, Griffin moved to take over Resorts International, a hotel/casino disaster." Trump then placed a call to have a family of elephants murdered and their tusks formed into a tiara for Ivanka's baby. He added: 'I hate dunes. Dunes are losers with terrible ratings.' BRIAN WILLIAMS After Trump's 2012 election night tantrum, Brian Williams said (while looking handsome and powerful) that Trump "has driven well past the last operator controlled by Trump. Then the story gets complicated, but when all was said and done, the late Merv had this to say of working with Donald: "I just would never - never deal with him again." And this is despite Merv being fully aware of the expression 'Never say never.' exit to relevance and veered into something closer to irresponsible." Trump countered with something about Rock Center's lowish ratings. To which Williams responded with a witty retort and the kind of gentle knowing smile that makes you think he runs the world. ARIANNA HUFFINGTON Trump tweeted the following in August 2012: ".@ariannahuff is GEORGE WILL unattractive both inside and out. I In late May 2012, George Will called Trump a "bloviating ignoramus." Trump called Will the "dumbest (and most overrated) political commentator of all time." Here it just seems fully understand why her former husband left her for a man- he made a good decision." Rumor has it this meanness came as the result of a Huffpost article titled "Donald Trump: Why So Moody?" Trump had pushed for a more favorable headline, 'Best hair. So rich. GOLF!' like Trump overreached. Surely we can think of dumber and more overrated commentators. Tucker Carlson? JON HUNTSMAN In December 2011, Huntsman commented: "No way I did I want to meet him, no way I did I want his support... I'm not going to kiss his ring, and I'm not going to kiss any other part of his anatomy." Added BARBARA WALTERS Said Wawa to Donald in October 2012: "You're not hurting Obama... You're hurting Donald." Added Walters: "Donald, you're making a fool of yourself." Huntsman: I will not kiss him in a chair, I will not kiss him Leave it to Babs to cut to the anywhere. chase and be spot on. BILL MAHER CHUCK TODD Chuck, Chuck, CHUCK. In December 2011, Chuck interviewed Trump over the phone on live TV. It didn't go well. Trump yelled at him. Chuck looked uncomfortable. In a Tonight Show appearance in January 2013, Maher stated he would give Trump $5 million in exchange for proof that Trump isn't an orangutan. Trump then produced his birth certificate and is now I imagine most nights, Chuck Todd falls asleep thinking of what he would say if he got a claiming he will be "forced to sue" Maher if the $5 million bounty isn't paid up. To be clear, you can't really be "forced to sue" someone. It do-over. really is a choice. JERRY SEINFELD SHEENA MONNIN In April 2011, Seinfeld cancelled an appearance at a St. Jude's fundraiser organized by Trump's son as a result of Trump's unrelenting birth certificate babbling. Jerry then returned to his palatial Manhattan apartment where he further plotted ways to screw the poor children of St. Jude's out of a chance at a normal life. Just kidding. He made a huge donation and issued a diplomatic press release. Miss Pennsylvania Sheena Monnin gave up her crown in June 2012 and claimed the Miss USA pageant is rigged. Pageant organizers then claimed Monnin really quit because she was upset about the decision to allow transgendered people to participate. Someday Miss USA will be restricted to ONLY transgendered people. And then it will be awesome. AL NEUHARTH In May 2012, USA Today founder Neuharth called Trump "a clown who hurts Romney." Trump responded: "Just cancelled my subscription to @USATODAY, Boring newspaper with no mojo must be losing a fortune. Founder [AI Neuharth] has always been a lightweight – just like his paper." Isn't 'boring newspaper with no nojo' USA Today's marketing tagline? RIHANNA In February 2011 Rihanna cancelled plans to perform at a private Trump fundraiser claiming she was sick. She then performed at the NBA All-Star game, prompting Trump to suspect she might not have been sick at all! Jennifer Hudson stepped in to take her place. Trump called Rihanna insulting and disrespectful, adding that Jennifer Hudson's voice is better anyway. At which point Rihanna burst into tears, slapped Trump, and told Jennifer they would no longer be sharing a locker. Leave it to Donald to make Rihanna BARACK OBAMA grateful for someone kind and gentle by comparison, like Chris Brown. Trump spent the better part of the last few years attempting to convince us that he had evidence of Obama CARRIE PREJEAN Miss California and Miss USA runner up. In 2009 she told Perez Hilton she thought having been born in Kenya, including making a much-hyped October 2012 offer to pay $5 million if Obama turned over his college transcripts and passport application. Obama spent the better part of the last few years trying to solve problems created by people like Donald Trump. marriage should be between a man and a woman. Liberal freakout ensued. Stripped of her 'crown' for contract violations. Allegations against Prejean run the gamut: she 'expensed' breast implants, took nude pics, and there's a sex tape of some sort. Trump defended the nudie pics, but drew LAWRENCE O'DONNELL The O'DonnellI/Trump feud dates back to at least October 2011. RON PAUL In February 2012, Ron Paul explained Trump not endorsing his candidacy by saying he was the only GOP candidate who "didn't kiss his ring." Added Paul: "I don't understand why people pay any ROSIE O'DONNELL Back in 2006, Rosie slammed Trump on "The View", calling him a "snake oil salesman." Trump countered: "I've always felt she's a degenerate." A long Twitter war ensued, with O'Donnell comparing Trump to a "raging herpes rash" and a "grandpa stalker." Turns out "Grandpa Stalker" is actually a Bravo reality show in the works. (Trump later picked a fight with Lawrence O'Donnell, who he thinks is Rosie's grandpa.) Lawrence O'Donnell called Trump "America's biggest loser." Trump responded by calling O'Donnell a "total loser who is killing the MSNBC brand." I think being a total loser beats out being the biggest the line at the other infractions and sued Photo Credits: (Baxter) Dale Robbins; (Cher) Wilson Simonard; (Colbert) Scott Gries; (Cosby) William Morris Agency; (Cuban) Tim Heitman; (Griffin) Linda Bisset; (Huffington) David Shankbone; (Huntsman) U.S. Dept of State; (Maher); (Monnin) NBC Los Angeles; (Neuharth) Dave Eggen; (Obama) Pete Souza; (O'Donnell) David Shankbone; (O'Donnell) Jason Chatting; (Paul) U.S. Congress; (Prejean) JSR Imaging; (Rihanna) Liam Mendes; (Seinfeld) David Shankbone; (Todd) Real Clear Politics; (Walters) Twitter profile; (Will) Sigrid Estrada; (Williams) David Shankbone; (Trump) David Becker Prejean. The case settled out of court, mostly because things that would make for awesome trials almost never go to trial. attention to him." Ron Paul went loser. Let's all 'lean forward' and on to say he also doesn't understand why people don't pay attention to Ron Paul. But by that point, no one was listening. consider that. Also, MSNBC: whatever happened to 'Headliners & Legends'? HILARY SARGENT Legal Disclaimer: This document contains slight exaggerations, satire and (attempted) jokes. If you can't tell which are which, Chartgirl recommends Google. We don't recommend lawsuits. twitter: _chartgirl_ © 2013 CHARTGIRL.COM

Donald Trump: Feudwhore

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A chart/infographic depicting the many, many feuds of Donald Trump over the years.

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