Can We Date?

PROFESSIONAL PROFESSIONAL PROFESSIONAL. PROFESSIONAL PROFESSIONAL OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER The Morning News PRESENTS Do you live in either New York or CAN WE DATE? San Francisco? IT'S A GHOST THAT'S IT'S MY BEST FRIEND'S EX IT'S MY IT'S MY XBOX/WII/ PLAYSTATION IT'S MY PET OR OTHER ANIMAL IT'S MY COSTAR IT'S MY THERAPIST IT'S MY LANDORD IT'S MY LOVEBOT IT'S MY STALKER SOCIAL WORKER BEEN HAUNTING ME YES BY ERIK BRYAN AND JENNIFER DANIEL Is this just an attempt to get your kids back? How Are you just trying to generate publicity and dispel certain rumors? Like in that Demi Moore/ Patrick Swayze movie? Seriously? Like, you want to date WELL, TECHNICALLY, THEY HAVENT, REALLY. How old Is there a restraining order involved? ARE YOU CRAZY? long since they stopped dating? DO WHATEVER IT TAKES Do you live in Japan? - MAYBE A LITTLE are you again? ОТНER an animal? I DONT ΤΗΝM SD .. PROFESSIONAL -- What kind of preexisting relationship do you have with this person? IM OVER 18 Are they still friends? Or enemies? OH, IT'S BEEN AWHLE IM UNDER 18 Is your health at any serious risk? NO, IT'S REALLY YES, EXACTLY LKE THAT! NOTHING LIKE THAT! PROBABLY BETTER NOT Ok, well, not "date" per se but... Will you please move there to make Do you want to be alone When are Are you a farmer? IT'S FOR YES you gonna realize that I'm the only THEYRE Would you have dated this NEVER FRENDLY for the rest THE BEST the rest of us FUCK THEY HAVE SWORN ENOUGH one who's ever TO KILL EACH OTHER ON SIGHT of your life? PERSONAL THAT + YES person when feel better? gonna love you?! RIGHT NOW. GAME ON! GHOST among PROFESSIONAL 1. PROFESSIONAL the living? CLEAR IT WITH I GUESS IT'S OK, BUT YOU SHOULD TODAY! YOUR FRIEND FIRST. BROS PUT DOWN THE CONTROLLER ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! DOES YOUR BEFORE HOS, JOB SUCK? RIGHT? OR VICE VERSA, AS THE AND GO TAKE A SHOWER. YOUR PROBABLY KEEP IT HI, ROBERT PATTINSON. GENITALS WILL THANK YOU. ON THE DOWNLOW. CASE MAY BE. IT'S MY BOSS/ IT'S MY PHYSICIAN COWORKER NOT ADVISED, BUT WE'LL ALLOW IT IF YOU MAKE A SEX TAPE. PROFESSIONAL PROFESSIONAL PROFESSIONAL PERSONAL AWESOME! LEAVING THE HOUSE PERSONAL IT'S MY BROTHER'S WIFE'S COUSIN, AND PUTTING ON CLOTHES ARE TWO ARE YOU RELATED? IF YOU CAN OF THE WORST PARTS OF DATING, SO THIS IS A BELIEVE IT WELL, IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS, BUT GO AHEAD AND GIVE IT A SHOT. S ACTU- ALLY ONE OF THE IT'S MY PROFESSOR IT'S MY STUDENT IT'S MY TEACHER PERSONAL YOU'RE A BAD LIAR BETTER DECISIONS IT'S MY STEP OR YOU'LL EVER MAKE! IT'S MY BROTHER, SISTER, FIRST COUSIN, AUNT, UNCLE, PARENT, GRANDPARENT, OR CHILD ADOPTED SIBLING OR CHILD GO FOR IT! NO, OF COURSE NOT Whoa. You're talking about having sex with a minor, right? YES Where do ANYTHING BELOW COLLEGE COLLEGE YEAH you teach? I DONT THNK SO A LITTLE Are the By blood? NOT AT ALL A LITTLE parents still married? YES, FOR THE LOVE OF YOU'VE MISSED Do you really have a choice in the matter? Are you Woody Allen? Do you Are you done having sex with other people? GOD, SOMEONE PLEASE THE POINT OF How lonely are you? Are you crazy? Do you like drama? THOUGHT- CRIME! OUR AGENTS HAVE BEEN SENT TO YOUR LOCATION. RESISTANCE IS USELESS. wanna get HAVE SEX WITH THE THIS CHART. AND YOU DISGUST ME. high? PERSONAL DỤNGEON MASTER! HANG IN Did you grow up together, like from IT'S MY THERE, PAL. YOU'LL MEET SOMEONE ELSE. SECOND COUSIN, HALF-COUSIN OR MORE DISTANT childhood? PERSONAL PERSONAL PERSONAL PERSONAL PERSONAL PERSONAL PERSONAL PERSONAL IT'S MY HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH Are you really in love or just desperate? Do, you live in a sparsely populated area? Or the South? ΜΑKE T НАРРEN, CAPTAIN IT'S MY IT'S MY MISSED CONNECTION IT'S MY IT'S MY IT'S MY GOD, I AM SO. DESPERATE NO, IT'S REALLY LOVE. IM SURE BEST FRIEND'S SIBLING IT'S MY DEALER ROOMMATE IT'S MY SOULMATE CELLMATE DUNGEON MASTER PROFESSIONAL PROFESSIONAL PROFESSIONAL. PROFESSIONAL PROFESSIONAL OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER The Morning News PRESENTS Do you live in either New York or CAN WE DATE? San Francisco? IT'S A GHOST THAT'S IT'S MY BEST FRIEND'S EX IT'S MY IT'S MY XBOX/WII/ PLAYSTATION IT'S MY PET OR OTHER ANIMAL IT'S MY COSTAR IT'S MY THERAPIST IT'S MY LANDORD IT'S MY LOVEBOT IT'S MY STALKER SOCIAL WORKER BEEN HAUNTING ME YES BY ERIK BRYAN AND JENNIFER DANIEL Is this just an attempt to get your kids back? How Are you just trying to generate publicity and dispel certain rumors? Like in that Demi Moore/ Patrick Swayze movie? Seriously? Like, you want to date WELL, TECHNICALLY, THEY HAVENT, REALLY. How old Is there a restraining order involved? ARE YOU CRAZY? long since they stopped dating? DO WHATEVER IT TAKES Do you live in Japan? - MAYBE A LITTLE are you again? ОТНER an animal? I DONT ΤΗΝM SD .. PROFESSIONAL -- What kind of preexisting relationship do you have with this person? IM OVER 18 Are they still friends? Or enemies? OH, IT'S BEEN AWHLE IM UNDER 18 Is your health at any serious risk? NO, IT'S REALLY YES, EXACTLY LKE THAT! NOTHING LIKE THAT! PROBABLY BETTER NOT Ok, well, not "date" per se but... Will you please move there to make Do you want to be alone When are Are you a farmer? IT'S FOR YES you gonna realize that I'm the only THEYRE Would you have dated this NEVER FRENDLY for the rest THE BEST the rest of us FUCK THEY HAVE SWORN ENOUGH one who's ever TO KILL EACH OTHER ON SIGHT of your life? PERSONAL THAT + YES person when feel better? gonna love you?! RIGHT NOW. GAME ON! GHOST among PROFESSIONAL 1. PROFESSIONAL the living? CLEAR IT WITH I GUESS IT'S OK, BUT YOU SHOULD TODAY! YOUR FRIEND FIRST. BROS PUT DOWN THE CONTROLLER ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! DOES YOUR BEFORE HOS, JOB SUCK? RIGHT? OR VICE VERSA, AS THE AND GO TAKE A SHOWER. YOUR PROBABLY KEEP IT HI, ROBERT PATTINSON. GENITALS WILL THANK YOU. ON THE DOWNLOW. CASE MAY BE. IT'S MY BOSS/ IT'S MY PHYSICIAN COWORKER NOT ADVISED, BUT WE'LL ALLOW IT IF YOU MAKE A SEX TAPE. PROFESSIONAL PROFESSIONAL PROFESSIONAL PERSONAL AWESOME! LEAVING THE HOUSE PERSONAL IT'S MY BROTHER'S WIFE'S COUSIN, AND PUTTING ON CLOTHES ARE TWO ARE YOU RELATED? IF YOU CAN OF THE WORST PARTS OF DATING, SO THIS IS A BELIEVE IT WELL, IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS, BUT GO AHEAD AND GIVE IT A SHOT. S ACTU- ALLY ONE OF THE IT'S MY PROFESSOR IT'S MY STUDENT IT'S MY TEACHER PERSONAL YOU'RE A BAD LIAR BETTER DECISIONS IT'S MY STEP OR YOU'LL EVER MAKE! IT'S MY BROTHER, SISTER, FIRST COUSIN, AUNT, UNCLE, PARENT, GRANDPARENT, OR CHILD ADOPTED SIBLING OR CHILD GO FOR IT! NO, OF COURSE NOT Whoa. You're talking about having sex with a minor, right? YES Where do ANYTHING BELOW COLLEGE COLLEGE YEAH you teach? I DONT THNK SO A LITTLE Are the By blood? NOT AT ALL A LITTLE parents still married? YES, FOR THE LOVE OF YOU'VE MISSED Do you really have a choice in the matter? Are you Woody Allen? Do you Are you done having sex with other people? GOD, SOMEONE PLEASE THE POINT OF How lonely are you? Are you crazy? Do you like drama? THOUGHT- CRIME! OUR AGENTS HAVE BEEN SENT TO YOUR LOCATION. RESISTANCE IS USELESS. wanna get HAVE SEX WITH THE THIS CHART. AND YOU DISGUST ME. high? PERSONAL DỤNGEON MASTER! HANG IN Did you grow up together, like from IT'S MY THERE, PAL. YOU'LL MEET SOMEONE ELSE. SECOND COUSIN, HALF-COUSIN OR MORE DISTANT childhood? PERSONAL PERSONAL PERSONAL PERSONAL PERSONAL PERSONAL PERSONAL PERSONAL IT'S MY HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH Are you really in love or just desperate? Do, you live in a sparsely populated area? Or the South? ΜΑKE T НАРРEN, CAPTAIN IT'S MY IT'S MY MISSED CONNECTION IT'S MY IT'S MY IT'S MY GOD, I AM SO. DESPERATE NO, IT'S REALLY LOVE. IM SURE BEST FRIEND'S SIBLING IT'S MY DEALER ROOMMATE IT'S MY SOULMATE CELLMATE DUNGEON MASTER PROFESSIONAL PROFESSIONAL PROFESSIONAL. PROFESSIONAL PROFESSIONAL OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER The Morning News PRESENTS Do you live in either New York or CAN WE DATE? San Francisco? IT'S A GHOST THAT'S IT'S MY BEST FRIEND'S EX IT'S MY IT'S MY XBOX/WII/ PLAYSTATION IT'S MY PET OR OTHER ANIMAL IT'S MY COSTAR IT'S MY THERAPIST IT'S MY LANDORD IT'S MY LOVEBOT IT'S MY STALKER SOCIAL WORKER BEEN HAUNTING ME YES BY ERIK BRYAN AND JENNIFER DANIEL Is this just an attempt to get your kids back? How Are you just trying to generate publicity and dispel certain rumors? Like in that Demi Moore/ Patrick Swayze movie? Seriously? Like, you want to date WELL, TECHNICALLY, THEY HAVENT, REALLY. How old Is there a restraining order involved? ARE YOU CRAZY? long since they stopped dating? DO WHATEVER IT TAKES Do you live in Japan? - MAYBE A LITTLE are you again? ОТНER an animal? I DONT ΤΗΝM SD .. PROFESSIONAL -- What kind of preexisting relationship do you have with this person? IM OVER 18 Are they still friends? Or enemies? OH, IT'S BEEN AWHLE IM UNDER 18 Is your health at any serious risk? NO, IT'S REALLY YES, EXACTLY LKE THAT! NOTHING LIKE THAT! PROBABLY BETTER NOT Ok, well, not "date" per se but... Will you please move there to make Do you want to be alone When are Are you a farmer? IT'S FOR YES you gonna realize that I'm the only THEYRE Would you have dated this NEVER FRENDLY for the rest THE BEST the rest of us FUCK THEY HAVE SWORN ENOUGH one who's ever TO KILL EACH OTHER ON SIGHT of your life? PERSONAL THAT + YES person when feel better? gonna love you?! RIGHT NOW. GAME ON! GHOST among PROFESSIONAL 1. PROFESSIONAL the living? CLEAR IT WITH I GUESS IT'S OK, BUT YOU SHOULD TODAY! YOUR FRIEND FIRST. BROS PUT DOWN THE CONTROLLER ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! DOES YOUR BEFORE HOS, JOB SUCK? RIGHT? OR VICE VERSA, AS THE AND GO TAKE A SHOWER. YOUR PROBABLY KEEP IT HI, ROBERT PATTINSON. GENITALS WILL THANK YOU. ON THE DOWNLOW. CASE MAY BE. IT'S MY BOSS/ IT'S MY PHYSICIAN COWORKER NOT ADVISED, BUT WE'LL ALLOW IT IF YOU MAKE A SEX TAPE. PROFESSIONAL PROFESSIONAL PROFESSIONAL PERSONAL AWESOME! LEAVING THE HOUSE PERSONAL IT'S MY BROTHER'S WIFE'S COUSIN, AND PUTTING ON CLOTHES ARE TWO ARE YOU RELATED? IF YOU CAN OF THE WORST PARTS OF DATING, SO THIS IS A BELIEVE IT WELL, IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS, BUT GO AHEAD AND GIVE IT A SHOT. S ACTU- ALLY ONE OF THE IT'S MY PROFESSOR IT'S MY STUDENT IT'S MY TEACHER PERSONAL YOU'RE A BAD LIAR BETTER DECISIONS IT'S MY STEP OR YOU'LL EVER MAKE! IT'S MY BROTHER, SISTER, FIRST COUSIN, AUNT, UNCLE, PARENT, GRANDPARENT, OR CHILD ADOPTED SIBLING OR CHILD GO FOR IT! NO, OF COURSE NOT Whoa. You're talking about having sex with a minor, right? YES Where do ANYTHING BELOW COLLEGE COLLEGE YEAH you teach? I DONT THNK SO A LITTLE Are the By blood? NOT AT ALL A LITTLE parents still married? YES, FOR THE LOVE OF YOU'VE MISSED Do you really have a choice in the matter? Are you Woody Allen? Do you Are you done having sex with other people? GOD, SOMEONE PLEASE THE POINT OF How lonely are you? Are you crazy? Do you like drama? THOUGHT- CRIME! OUR AGENTS HAVE BEEN SENT TO YOUR LOCATION. RESISTANCE IS USELESS. wanna get HAVE SEX WITH THE THIS CHART. AND YOU DISGUST ME. high? PERSONAL DỤNGEON MASTER! HANG IN Did you grow up together, like from IT'S MY THERE, PAL. YOU'LL MEET SOMEONE ELSE. SECOND COUSIN, HALF-COUSIN OR MORE DISTANT childhood? PERSONAL PERSONAL PERSONAL PERSONAL PERSONAL PERSONAL PERSONAL PERSONAL IT'S MY HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH Are you really in love or just desperate? Do, you live in a sparsely populated area? Or the South? ΜΑKE T НАРРEN, CAPTAIN IT'S MY IT'S MY MISSED CONNECTION IT'S MY IT'S MY IT'S MY GOD, I AM SO. DESPERATE NO, IT'S REALLY LOVE. IM SURE BEST FRIEND'S SIBLING IT'S MY DEALER ROOMMATE IT'S MY SOULMATE CELLMATE DUNGEON MASTER PROFESSIONAL PROFESSIONAL PROFESSIONAL. PROFESSIONAL PROFESSIONAL OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER The Morning News PRESENTS Do you live in either New York or CAN WE DATE? San Francisco? IT'S A GHOST THAT'S IT'S MY BEST FRIEND'S EX IT'S MY IT'S MY XBOX/WII/ PLAYSTATION IT'S MY PET OR OTHER ANIMAL IT'S MY COSTAR IT'S MY THERAPIST IT'S MY LANDORD IT'S MY LOVEBOT IT'S MY STALKER SOCIAL WORKER BEEN HAUNTING ME YES BY ERIK BRYAN AND JENNIFER DANIEL Is this just an attempt to get your kids back? How Are you just trying to generate publicity and dispel certain rumors? Like in that Demi Moore/ Patrick Swayze movie? Seriously? Like, you want to date WELL, TECHNICALLY, THEY HAVENT, REALLY. How old Is there a restraining order involved? ARE YOU CRAZY? long since they stopped dating? DO WHATEVER IT TAKES Do you live in Japan? - MAYBE A LITTLE are you again? ОТНER an animal? I DONT ΤΗΝM SD .. PROFESSIONAL -- What kind of preexisting relationship do you have with this person? IM OVER 18 Are they still friends? Or enemies? OH, IT'S BEEN AWHLE IM UNDER 18 Is your health at any serious risk? NO, IT'S REALLY YES, EXACTLY LKE THAT! NOTHING LIKE THAT! PROBABLY BETTER NOT Ok, well, not "date" per se but... Will you please move there to make Do you want to be alone When are Are you a farmer? IT'S FOR YES you gonna realize that I'm the only THEYRE Would you have dated this NEVER FRENDLY for the rest THE BEST the rest of us FUCK THEY HAVE SWORN ENOUGH one who's ever TO KILL EACH OTHER ON SIGHT of your life? PERSONAL THAT + YES person when feel better? gonna love you?! RIGHT NOW. GAME ON! GHOST among PROFESSIONAL 1. PROFESSIONAL the living? CLEAR IT WITH I GUESS IT'S OK, BUT YOU SHOULD TODAY! YOUR FRIEND FIRST. BROS PUT DOWN THE CONTROLLER ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! DOES YOUR BEFORE HOS, JOB SUCK? RIGHT? OR VICE VERSA, AS THE AND GO TAKE A SHOWER. YOUR PROBABLY KEEP IT HI, ROBERT PATTINSON. GENITALS WILL THANK YOU. ON THE DOWNLOW. CASE MAY BE. IT'S MY BOSS/ IT'S MY PHYSICIAN COWORKER NOT ADVISED, BUT WE'LL ALLOW IT IF YOU MAKE A SEX TAPE. PROFESSIONAL PROFESSIONAL PROFESSIONAL PERSONAL AWESOME! LEAVING THE HOUSE PERSONAL IT'S MY BROTHER'S WIFE'S COUSIN, AND PUTTING ON CLOTHES ARE TWO ARE YOU RELATED? IF YOU CAN OF THE WORST PARTS OF DATING, SO THIS IS A BELIEVE IT WELL, IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS, BUT GO AHEAD AND GIVE IT A SHOT. S ACTU- ALLY ONE OF THE IT'S MY PROFESSOR IT'S MY STUDENT IT'S MY TEACHER PERSONAL YOU'RE A BAD LIAR BETTER DECISIONS IT'S MY STEP OR YOU'LL EVER MAKE! IT'S MY BROTHER, SISTER, FIRST COUSIN, AUNT, UNCLE, PARENT, GRANDPARENT, OR CHILD ADOPTED SIBLING OR CHILD GO FOR IT! NO, OF COURSE NOT Whoa. You're talking about having sex with a minor, right? YES Where do ANYTHING BELOW COLLEGE COLLEGE YEAH you teach? I DONT THNK SO A LITTLE Are the By blood? NOT AT ALL A LITTLE parents still married? YES, FOR THE LOVE OF YOU'VE MISSED Do you really have a choice in the matter? Are you Woody Allen? Do you Are you done having sex with other people? GOD, SOMEONE PLEASE THE POINT OF How lonely are you? Are you crazy? Do you like drama? THOUGHT- CRIME! OUR AGENTS HAVE BEEN SENT TO YOUR LOCATION. RESISTANCE IS USELESS. wanna get HAVE SEX WITH THE THIS CHART. AND YOU DISGUST ME. high? PERSONAL DỤNGEON MASTER! HANG IN Did you grow up together, like from IT'S MY THERE, PAL. YOU'LL MEET SOMEONE ELSE. SECOND COUSIN, HALF-COUSIN OR MORE DISTANT childhood? PERSONAL PERSONAL PERSONAL PERSONAL PERSONAL PERSONAL PERSONAL PERSONAL IT'S MY HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH Are you really in love or just desperate? Do, you live in a sparsely populated area? Or the South? ΜΑKE T НАРРEN, CAPTAIN IT'S MY IT'S MY MISSED CONNECTION IT'S MY IT'S MY IT'S MY GOD, I AM SO. DESPERATE NO, IT'S REALLY LOVE. IM SURE BEST FRIEND'S SIBLING IT'S MY DEALER ROOMMATE IT'S MY SOULMATE CELLMATE DUNGEON MASTER