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The Baseball Metaphor Explained

SO HOW FAR DID YOU GET WITH HER?
SECOND BASE?

WAIT, WHICH ONE IS THAT? BELOW THE WAIST, BUT NOT UNDER THE CLOTHES?
I THINK THAT'S...SHORT STOP?

YOU SHOULD TRY CROSSING THE PITCHER'S MOUND
THEN DOWN THE 50-YARD LINE, AND RIGHT PAST HER TEN-PIN
SOUNDS TRICKY

YEAH.
LAST TIME I TRIED IT, I GOT A RED FLAG.
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
I REALLY DON'T




X RETROGRADE WHEELBARROW

2 OUTFIELDERS 1 GLOVE
X

<--NAPOLEON'S FORCES

SECOND BASE: HANDS UNDER THE SHIRT AND/OR LICKINS

EYE CONTACT FROM JANEANE GAROFALO
X

THE BORING ZONE

FURSUITS
X
HANDS ON THE PANTS

X
FURSUITS (CROTCHLESS)

HANDS IN THE PANTS

STANDING
X ANYWHERE NEAR PEACHES

THE ORGASM LINE
X
DRY HUMPING

X
USING THE SCROLL THINGY ON THAT ONE APPLE MOUSE

PASSING NOTES
X

"VIRGINITY"
(MAGINOT)
LINE


X
THIGH CONTACT

X
ANAL SEX (FILL IN YOUR OWN "FOUL BALL" PUN HERE.)

THIRD BASE: ORAL SEX (FORMERLY "HANDS IN THE PANTS")

TEENS


SHARING ROOT PWs

FIRST BASE: KISSING

DOWNLOADING STAR TREK FANFICTION AND REPLACING RIKER'S NAME WITH YOUR CRUSH'S.

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YOUR BASE
X
EYE CONTACT


THE "BASE" METAPHOR EXPLAINED

The Baseball Metaphor Explained

shared by maggie on Mar 25, 2011 in Love and Sex

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What base did you get to last night? This is a common question among guys and girls when they are gossiping with friends about how far they went with their date. The baseball metaphor is explained in ...
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