Sex, Money, and Infidelity on Mother’s Day 2013

Everything You Wanted To Know About Mother's Day... BUT WERE TOO EMBARRASED TO ASK Infidelity Sex On Mother's Day? 80% of Moms Say "Bring It On!" Female sign-ups at infidelity website Ashley Madison.com skyrocket the Monday after Mother's Day. This "day after" trend is expected to rise to over 30,000 new female sign-ups on Monday, May 13th, 2013. 12% of Moms Say "No Way, Jose." 8% of Moms Say "If the Mood Strikes." 24,000 Typical # of Monday Sign Ups Hilarious Mother's Day Quotes From Celebrities "Becoming a mom to me means you have accepted that for the next 16 years of your life, you will have a stický purse." - Nia Vardalos # of Sign-Ups on Monday After Mother's Day in 2012 "If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?" - Milton Berle 2,500 "I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot." - Rodney Dangerfield "My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it." - Buddy Hackett GIFTS We polled 500 Mọms and asked them what Mother's Day gifts they disliked the most. MOMS HATE Cookbook Household Appliances Electronics 45% 22% 13% FACTS YOU WERE TOO LAZY TO GOOGLE. How Much $ Do Americans Spend on Mom? First Born $152.52 $140.73 $126.90 $123.89 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013 HOW DID IT START? 69. Is the record number of babies born to a single woman. Little is known of this Russian woman who apparently had an uterus of steel and an indifference to morning sickness. Mother's Day is the 2nd Sunday in May... always! KNOCKIN' BOOTS IN DECEMBER 43 COUNTRIES The Mother's Day holiday was first conceived by an American woman named Anna Jarvis in 1907, but didn't become an official holiday until 1914, when President Woodrow Wilson's mom finally managed to guilt him into getting if made ăn official holiday. Mother's Day is celebrated in 43 countries around the globe. The other 153 countries celebrate the more traditional "Is Dinner Ready Yet?" day. The month of September consistently has the most births in the United States, giving new meaning to staying warm in December with the yule log burning bright. How Much Is Spent Annually? mothars Dey Fresh Flowers $1.9 Billion Brunch or Dinner $3.4 Billion Greeting Cards Gift Cards $1.8 Billion $671 Million Happy Mother's Day! (BTW - Sunday, May 12th is this year's big day!) Sources: Huffington Post RedBook Mag.com Statistic Brain.com Rather-Be-Shopping.com The Fiscal Times.com Today I Found Out.com A Rather Shoppingg