My movie moustache and me

MY MOVIE MOUSTACHE AND ME Is there a greater mark of a man's character than a moustache? More to the point, is there a greater mark of a great movie than a great moustache? No, there isn't, which is why it was wholly necessary for us to compile the greatest moustaches to have ever graced our screens in honour of the manliest of all men: Channel 4 News anchor, Ron Burgundy. A moustache exists not simply as a marker of manliness, but to communicate to the world man's idiosyncrasies and peculiarities. So, men, let us discuss: What exactly does a moustache say about the 'tache-bearer? THE BURGUNDY You won't be needing any Sex Panther with a Burgundy on your face, gentlemen. This is the fine Cuban cigar of moustaches and everybody knows it. You're the epitome of class, the ultimate style icon, almost transcendent, one might say. The Butcher Nothing says fearless bare-knuckle-boxing gang leader quite like a Butcher 'tache. It's a fearsome sight to behold and will strike terror into every man, woman and child who sets eyes on it. You're bloodcurdlingly frightening. The Jafar Snake staff at the ready, gentlemen. Only The Jafar has the capacity to turn dreams into nightmares, so prepare to instil fear in everyone you meet with this sinister slithering moustache adorning your evil face. The Lorax Any man bearing The Lorax earns the right to begin a one-'tached crusade against corporate greed and the destruction of the natural world. Speaking of natural, this moustache is the mother of them all and if you've got the eyebrows to go with it, the world is yours. The Bandit If ever a 'tache can inspire you to take a crazy cross-country US road trip in a truck packed with bootlegged beer, it's The Bandit. The 'tache alone is, of course, not enough. The Burt Reynolds Bandit look is incomplete without the legendary hat. The Jules There's no messin' with a man with a moustache like this. Grow facial hair like Samuel L. Jackson and you can steal all the Big Kahuna burgers you like. No one will bat an eyelid. Just be prepared to brush up on your Bible recitals for the occasion. The Gable Frankly, my dear, we don't give a damn if you think you're as well-groomed as Rhett Butler. Nobody is until they are sporting The Gable. Understated and undeniably manly, it denotes an educated man with a thoroughly philosophical understanding of human nature, THE GROUCHO Funny man, eh? You're not funny until you've got a Groucho. This 'tache communicates nothing but sharp wit and a comedic knack with words. If you've got the "Groucho glasses" to go with it, you can count yourself as one of the greatest comics of all time. The Goodman White Goodman is your inspiration if you want to ensure that your 'tache is not a skid mark on the underpants of society like Average Joe's gym. The Goodman will inspire confidence in a man like no other moustache. THE CHAPLIN If you're a born entertainer, The Chaplin is the 'tache for you. You might not be a tramp or a great dictator, but allow this, the most recognisable 'tache in history, to adorn your top lip in the name of the most recognisable silent actor in history. In the name of great moustaches, let us all unite! Vue www.myvue.com