Mums Aren't Just Amazing, They're Superheroes

SUPERMUM isme MUMS AREN'T JUST AMAZING, THEY'RE SUPERHEROES! 28% OF THE WORLDS POPULATION ARE MÓTHERS 2 BILLIDN MOTHERS 122,5 MILLION MOTHER'S DAY PHONE CALLS MADE. X10 000 000 AVERAGE CALL VOLUMES ON MOTHER'S DAY! RISE BY m37% JAN MARCH 18! DEC BABY BOOOM 69 1725 MRS VASSILYEV OF RUSSIA" 1765 GAVE BIRTH TOA CHILDREN 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 8 88 88 88 88 16 88 TWINS i 888 888 888 888 88 888 888 TRIPLETS 8888 8888 8888 8888 QUADRUPLETS CARMELINA FEDELE GAVE BIRTH TO A MIGHTY 10.2 KG BABY HEAVIEST RECORDED BABY IN SEPT 1955. INTERESTINGLY, HE WASN'T CALLED GIGANTOR, BUT INSTEAD WAS NAMED AVERSA... 22LBS 802 UK AVERAGE: LBS 502 BY A BABYS 2BDAY SUPERMUM WILL HAVE CHANGED NAPPY CHANGE SPEED 7300 = £1000 %3D NAPPIES COST 60 55 SUPERMUMS 50 10 2mm5SEC 45 15 40 DADS 35 30 IMIN36 SEC B'day SO HE DOES IT FAST, BUT DOES HE DO IT RIGHT?! WORKING MUMS IT'S A CHORE! FROM THE JOBS WE DON'T MIND TOO MUCH TO THE MOST HATED OF ALL - HOOVERING THE STAIRS! COOKING - DUSTING- HOOVERIN CLEANING IRONING - DOING LAUNDRY NATURE'S SUPERMUMS A FEMALE OYSTER MAY PRODUCE: UP A MOTHER GIRAFFE OFTEN GIVES T0100 MIDLION BIRTH WHILE STANDING, SO THE NEWBORN'S FIRST EXPERIENCE OUTSIDE THE WOMB IS A 1.8-METER (6-FOOT) DROP! EVEN GOING AT IT LIKE MRS VASSILYEV, THAT WOULD STILL TAKE A HUMAN SUPERMUM 58,038,305 YEARS JUST AS WELL OYSTERS ARE DELICIOUS! REFERENCES & SOURCES wwW.MOTHERSDAYWORLD.COM/SPECIAL-MOTHERS.HTML wwW.MOTHERSDAYCELEBRATION.COM/MOTHERS-DAY-TRIVIA.HTML#MOTHERHOOD isme THE HOME OF LADIES FASHION FOR SUPERMUMS EVERYWHERE C012 %LE 1976