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How Much Do Men and Women Differ

HOW MUCH DO MEN AND WOMEN DIFFER? Laura... John... NICKNAMES Mike... Rose... If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose But if Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Laura... Suzanne, Debra refer to each other Fat as Fat Boy, Good- will, Peanut-Head and Rose. Воу.. and Useless. Rose... Goodwill... A man will pay $2 A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. MONEY for a $1 item he wants. $2 $1 (2C The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. A man has six items in his bathroom: a ВАTHROOMS toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. 337 6. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. A woman has the last word in any argument. ARGUMENTS Last word! •.. ... ... Women love cats. CATS Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. FUTURE EATING OUT 20 o When the girls When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $22.50. None of them will have get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. © 20 $22,5 A successful woman is one who A successful man is one who makes can find such a man. SUCCESS more money than his wife can spend. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does. MARRIAGE A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings, DRESSING UP funerals. Women somehow deteriorate Men wake up as good-looking as they during the night. NATURAL went to bed. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. A woman knows all about her children. She OFFSPRING knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams. ?.. Meetville.com | Meet the Right Person © 2014 Meetville. All rights reserved

How Much Do Men and Women Differ

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