Are You at a Hipster Wedding?

REFINERY29 PRESENTS HIPSTER WEDDING? ARE YOU AT A R29 WAHOO! You JUST RECEIVED THE WEDDING INVITATION. How DID IT COME? AS AN INTERACTIVE WEBSITE COMPLETE WITH A "How WE MET" TIMELINE IN THE MAIL ON A Vintage AFTER GETTING CARPAL TUNNEL FROM SCROLLING... PRICE TAG WRITTEN IN EMBOSSED CALLIGRAPHY DOES THE FONT REMIND YOU OF WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE? IT'S TIME TO GET YOUR OUTFIT TOGETHER! WE CAN'T BE SURE YET. ANSWER MORE QUESTIONS, PLEASE! WHAT DOES THE DRESS-CODE STATE? Ai Ps COCKTAIL Sale NO YES BLACK TIE FORMAL ATTIRE RAG & BONE SAMPLE rag IS THE BRIDE OR GROOM A GRAPHIC DESIGNER? SALE bone YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY! THE WEDDING IS HELD NOPE YEP! IN A BARN SORRY. THIS WEDDING IS HIPSTER-FREE! IN A CHURCH IN THE BRIDE'S HOMETOWN IS THIS ON THE BRIDE OR GROOM'S FAMILY FARM? THE BRIDE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL! WHERE DID SHE GET HER DRESS? YES NO... WAIT, WHOSE BARN IS THIS ANYWAY? DAVIDS BRIDAL NEW YORK THE MUSIC'S PLAYING! WHERE ARE THE JAMS COMING FROM? BARNEYS DAVID'S BRIDAL DAMON, THE GROOM'S EX- ROOMMATE'S NK YOV BEST FRIEND A CHAMBER BAND WHO PLAYS IN A THRIFT STORE THAT ONE BAND BUT DOES IT LOOK A GROUP OF JUG PLAYERS IN TUXEDOS YOU'RE THIRSTY! LIKE IT CAME FROM A THRIFT STORE? TIME TO HIT THE BAR. WHAT ARE THEY SERVING? PLAYING HALL & OATES A DJ FROM CRAIGSLIST SURE DOES NOT REALLY THAT'S ODD. THIS WEDDING IS MISSING... WHAT KINDS OF BEARDS ARE PRESENT? ORGANIC COCK- TAILS IN MASON JARS (SO00 MANY MASON JARS) VEGAN OPTIONS JUST LEMONADE WEIRD, UNATTRACTIVE RELATIVES. SERIOUSLY, WHERE ARE THEY? CHAMPAGNE AND FUZZY BEARDS BOTTLED BEER MATCHING RUN FOR THE HILLS! HUMAN "BEARDS" CHAIRS YOU ARE NOT AT A HIPSTER WEDDING. You ARE NOT AT A NON- HIPSTER WEDDING. YOU ARE UNCLEAR.KEEP GOING! AT THE WEDDING FROM HELL. HOW MANY OF THE FOLLOWING APPLY? %23 True Love 12 WEDDING FAVORS You THINK THAT ALL THE BRIDESMAIDS HAVE FISHTAIL BRAIDS INCLUDE HOMEMADE KIMCHI (STORED IN WHAT ELSE? A MASON JAR) ONE OF THE MEM- THE WEDDING CAME BERS OF GRIZZLY BEAR IS HERE WITH A HASHTAG THERE IS AN THE BRIDE IS UNCLAIMED BARE- FOOT BABY WALKING WEARING A FLORAL SEVERAL DISHES CON- AROUND IN AN CROWN TAIN GOOSEBERRIES $800 OUTFIT JUST 1 2+ THIS IS ALMOST A HIPSTER PARTY BUT GIVE THE COUPLE ANOTHER YEAR PE- RUSING PINTEREST, AND THEIR ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY PARTY WILL DEFINITELY BE A HIPSTER AFFAIR. 80% HIPSTER YEP. YOU'RE AT A HIPSTER WEDDING. Now SHUT UP AND START INSTAGRAMMING!