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What Species Did You Evolve From?

GENOME KEY JOCK H- JUNKIE I'M IN BETWEEN IF I PEE ON IT, I OWN IT, RIGHT? DO YOU OWN, OR RENT? WOOLLY YAK WHY SO LAZY? FLOORS AT GRANT'S ZEBRA FLIRT V SOCIALITE I'M MORE FOR THE THE MOMENT UNDERGROUND INTO TATS WHAT MOVEMENT I NEED 9 MONTHS OF BEAUTY SLEEP * CELEBRITY im ANGER ISSUES o REBEL LOADED MINIATURE SCHNAUZER YES ROCKIN THE BEARD? HOW DO YOU VOTE? NO сосKROAсн FULL-BODY FOR GUNS SPECIES GARDEN WORM BRAINIAC aD ACCIDENT-PRONE AFRICAN ELEPHANT ALPINE MARMOT YES NO • DID YOU • "MY OLD WHAT'S ON YOUR IPOD? MOSTLY INDOORS? WOULD YOU CLIMB A TREE тO GET IT? NO KENTUCKY НOME" ЕН, І'М Nот THAT PICKY From? QUARTERHORSE AFRICAN LION ARE YOU "HAKUNA А НIPPIE? MATATA" I'M PRETTY TRASH CANS TANZANIA HIMALAYAN BLACK BEAR YES HOW SO, THEN? QUICK IN MY DREAMS ARE EASIER OSTRICH A Darwinian guide to discovering your true ancestry NO MEAT NORTHERN sO PAST I FLY HOW QUICKLY? FASTER THAN CHEETAH - NO МЕТАРНORICALLY YOU'D THINK RACCOON THINGS MATT CHASE WITH BLOOD TWO- TOED SLOTH | WHAT? SLOWER THAN YOU'D THINK PEREGRINE FALCON YES LITERALLY? HOW FAST? DO YOU BURMESE PYTHON KIDDING... RUN EAT NO YES I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS CHART I WALK. KILL IT? ANTILOPINE KANGAROO BLOODY GOOD, MATE HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE? WHY NOT? WITH GALAPAGOS TORTOISE HOURS н HOW'S YOUR POSTURE? YES NO My BROWN BAT HASTE? "CUz SOMEONE A FEW SECONDS IT'S OK; ELSE DOES FAVORITE THING TO DO NO ONE EXPECTS QUASIMODO YOU TO SALTWATER CROCODILE GIANT ARMADILLO I LIKE IS I TIE IT UP OUT BACK AND KILL IT LATER MY RUPPELL's GRIFFIN VULTURE STEAK MATE SILVERBACK GORILLA PROBABLY ALGAE EXTRA NO RARE DESERT MONITOR PEOPLE OTHER MY MOTHER THAN MY MOTHER SAYS I AM FERAL PIGEON SIDEWALK SAY I AM DO YOU EAT FRENCH FRIES? YES, AND HORSE LEECH BLACK WIDOW SPIDER PRETZELS PUDDLES BELGIUM MILK SHEEP KOALA BULL SHARK HIT IT & BEAR YES SWIM ARE YOU CUDDLY? QUIT IT? THICK SHELLED RIVER MUSSEL I SINK LIKE A ROCK SLEEP THE SAND BECAUSE I'M MEAN 2$ NO THE DEEP BLUE SEA PONDS & NO HOW'S YOUR BUOYANCY? TRANSPARENT JELLYFISH WHERE? BECAUSE I BUMMER. WHY? PYGMY SEAHORSE LAKES FEEL...INVISIBLE IN THE CUZ YOU LESSER SNOW GOOSE I COULDN'T SINK IF I TRIED SHALLOWS FRENCH ANGELFISH WORK THE GRAVEYARD SHIFT? ARE YOU A STAY AT HOME DAD? YES YES NO, THE DEEP BLUE SEA VIPERFISH ALONE? YES TURTLE DOVE EURASION RIVER OTTER ALL 15,000 OF MY FACEBOOK FRIENDS MY LIFE I LIKE TO GOOF AROUND NO RIVERS & RECREATIONALLY? MATE TEETH STREAMS YELLOWTAIL ARE YOU GIANT BOTTLENOSE DOLPHIN RED PIRHANA I CAN BE PRETTY INTENSE NO YES WHICH DO YOU HAVE MORE OF? WITH WHO? APPENDAGES BARRACUDA SCARY? SQUID

What Species Did You Evolve From?

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A tongue-in-cheek Darwinian guide to discovering your true animal ancestry.

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