Things That Are Likely To Happen When Im Drunk

COLLEGE CANDY THINGS THAT ARE LIKELY TO HAPPEN WHEN I'M DRUNK Y There is a 86.7% chance I will "sexy" dance if In Da Club comes on Y This percentage goes up to a solid 90% if Ive mainlined shots Y H Im wearing high heals, there's a 71% chance I will fall over and bruise half my body Y There is a 0% chance I will be dancing on a table. Y This percentage will easily double up to 80% if "Rack City" happens to be playing. THINGS I MIGHT DO ON MY WAY HOME AFTER THE BAR: Attempt to walk through the drive-through window at a 24-hour McDonalds Drool Text my ex for some Pass out in the cab on myself late night lovin' PERSONALITIES I TAKE ON WHEN DRUNK PSYCHO BITCH HOOD RẤT GANGSTER RAPPER MASTER CHEF NEEDY INFANT SEX GODDESS TROUBLE MAKER COLLEGE CANDY THINGS THAT ARE LIKELY TO HAPPEN WHEN I'M DRUNK Y There is a 86.7% chance I will "sexy" dance if In Da Club comes on Y This percentage goes up to a solid 90% if Ive mainlined shots Y H Im wearing high heals, there's a 71% chance I will fall over and bruise half my body Y There is a 0% chance I will be dancing on a table. Y This percentage will easily double up to 80% if "Rack City" happens to be playing. THINGS I MIGHT DO ON MY WAY HOME AFTER THE BAR: Attempt to walk through the drive-through window at a 24-hour McDonalds Drool Text my ex for some Pass out in the cab on myself late night lovin' PERSONALITIES I TAKE ON WHEN DRUNK PSYCHO BITCH HOOD RẤT GANGSTER RAPPER MASTER CHEF NEEDY INFANT SEX GODDESS TROUBLE MAKER COLLEGE CANDY THINGS THAT ARE LIKELY TO HAPPEN WHEN I'M DRUNK Y There is a 86.7% chance I will "sexy" dance if In Da Club comes on Y This percentage goes up to a solid 90% if Ive mainlined shots Y H Im wearing high heals, there's a 71% chance I will fall over and bruise half my body Y There is a 0% chance I will be dancing on a table. Y This percentage will easily double up to 80% if "Rack City" happens to be playing. THINGS I MIGHT DO ON MY WAY HOME AFTER THE BAR: Attempt to walk through the drive-through window at a 24-hour McDonalds Drool Text my ex for some Pass out in the cab on myself late night lovin' PERSONALITIES I TAKE ON WHEN DRUNK PSYCHO BITCH HOOD RẤT GANGSTER RAPPER MASTER CHEF NEEDY INFANT SEX GODDESS TROUBLE MAKER COLLEGE CANDY THINGS THAT ARE LIKELY TO HAPPEN WHEN I'M DRUNK Y There is a 86.7% chance I will "sexy" dance if In Da Club comes on Y This percentage goes up to a solid 90% if Ive mainlined shots Y H Im wearing high heals, there's a 71% chance I will fall over and bruise half my body Y There is a 0% chance I will be dancing on a table. Y This percentage will easily double up to 80% if "Rack City" happens to be playing. THINGS I MIGHT DO ON MY WAY HOME AFTER THE BAR: Attempt to walk through the drive-through window at a 24-hour McDonalds Drool Text my ex for some Pass out in the cab on myself late night lovin' PERSONALITIES I TAKE ON WHEN DRUNK PSYCHO BITCH HOOD RẤT GANGSTER RAPPER MASTER CHEF NEEDY INFANT SEX GODDESS TROUBLE MAKER COLLEGE CANDY THINGS THAT ARE LIKELY TO HAPPEN WHEN I'M DRUNK Y There is a 86.7% chance I will "sexy" dance if In Da Club comes on Y This percentage goes up to a solid 90% if Ive mainlined shots Y H Im wearing high heals, there's a 71% chance I will fall over and bruise half my body Y There is a 0% chance I will be dancing on a table. Y This percentage will easily double up to 80% if "Rack City" happens to be playing. THINGS I MIGHT DO ON MY WAY HOME AFTER THE BAR: Attempt to walk through the drive-through window at a 24-hour McDonalds Drool Text my ex for some Pass out in the cab on myself late night lovin' PERSONALITIES I TAKE ON WHEN DRUNK PSYCHO BITCH HOOD RẤT GANGSTER RAPPER MASTER CHEF NEEDY INFANT SEX GODDESS TROUBLE MAKER COLLEGE CANDY THINGS THAT ARE LIKELY TO HAPPEN WHEN I'M DRUNK Y There is a 86.7% chance I will "sexy" dance if In Da Club comes on Y This percentage goes up to a solid 90% if Ive mainlined shots Y H Im wearing high heals, there's a 71% chance I will fall over and bruise half my body Y There is a 0% chance I will be dancing on a table. Y This percentage will easily double up to 80% if "Rack City" happens to be playing. THINGS I MIGHT DO ON MY WAY HOME AFTER THE BAR: Attempt to walk through the drive-through window at a 24-hour McDonalds Drool Text my ex for some Pass out in the cab on myself late night lovin' PERSONALITIES I TAKE ON WHEN DRUNK PSYCHO BITCH HOOD RẤT GANGSTER RAPPER MASTER CHEF NEEDY INFANT SEX GODDESS TROUBLE MAKER