Should I Drink a Beer in the Shower?

Should I- DRINK BEER IN THE SHOWER? Start Do you have accesS Is it the freakin' weekend? Yes Yes to the shower? Now usually I don't do this but go' head and break'em off with a lil No No preview of the shower beer. Do you have beer? Do you Yes have work No tomorrow? Yes Are you Screw work, cheers to You're SOL - a plastic No surgeon? but hey. at least you can still drink! underachieving! Yes No Do you have beer? Sorry doc, no shower beers for Yes you! Are you Yes going to the club later? No Save money and pre-game with a shower beer. Are you sober enough to go to the beer store? Yes Is football on TV? Yes No Shower beer No away - footbal + shower beers = Murica'! Can you |Yes line-úp a date Yes Do you still have clothes on? quickly? No No Yes Is she hot? You might want to sit this one out, soldier... Are you coherent enough to call a cab and take No Are you married? you to the beer store? Has it By god you deserve a damn beer in the shower! |Yes been a long day at work? Would beer No Would beer make you less nervous? make her cuter? No Does your job suck? Did momma cook a Yes breakfast with no hog (meaning today was a good day?) Answer: Yes You should drink beer in the shower Presented By SHAKOOLIE www.shakoolie.com