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I Lost My Programmer

have you seen this person? I LOST MY PROGRAMMER Having been in business for 25 years, we have heard it all! When people lose their programmer they give us a call. Here are a few of the reasons we have heard over the years. MY PROGRAMMER DIDHE DISAPPEAREDI MY PROGRAMMER IS BEING UNRESPONSIVE. JOB OFFER! MY PROGRAMMER TOOK A HIGHER PAYING JOB WITH ANOTHER COMPANY. MY PROGRAMMER'S DAY JOB IS GETTING IN THE WAY. MY PROGRAMMER CAN'T COMMUNICATE WITH ME. MY PROGRAMMER HAS TOO MANY CLIENTS AND IS COMPLETELY OVERWHELMED. I FIRED MY PROGRAMMER. MY PROGRAMMER FELL OFF A 3 STORY GARAGE AND IS NOW IN A COMA. MY PROGRAMMER IS IN JAIL. MY PROGRAMMER IS IN A STATE OF SEVERE DEPRESSION AND ISN'T RETURNING MY CALLS. HIS PSYCHOLOGIST ISN'T RETURNING MY CALLS EITHER. MY PROGRAMMER IS IN DRUG REHAB. HE HAD CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME AND GOT ADDICTED TO PAIN KILLERS. IT DIDN'T HELP THAT HIS PARENTS OWNA NUMBER OF DRUG STORES. IN MY PROGRAMMER STOLE OUR SOFTWARE AND SETUP ANOTHER COMPANY. I HAD MY PROGRAMMER ARRESTED. MY PROGRAMMER DIED. I GAVE MY PROGRAMMER A DEADLINE BEFORE LUNCH. HE HAD A HEART ATTACK DURING LUNCH. HIS DOCTOR RECOMMENDED THAT HE RETURN TO HIS LESS STRESSFUL PREVIOUS PROFESSION: CUTTING GRASS. MY PROGRAMMER WANTED A LIFESTYLE CHANGE SO HE BECAME A MASTER CHOCOLATIER INSTEAD. 0100110110010001001101 1001000100110110010001 WHATEVER your reason for losing your programmer, give us a call and we'll pick up where he or she left off. We'll get your project moving along again in no time! 0011011001000100110110 0100010011011001000100 11011001000100 CALL FOR YOUR FREE CONSULTATION TODAY: 603-726-5058 Keene Systems PHONE: (603) 726-5058 WEBSITE: WWw.KEENESYSTEMS.COM INFOGRAPHIC DESIGN BY: Www.SPARKEVOLUTION.COM

I Lost My Programmer

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Where's my programmer? Enjoy these funny, real life, situations of when I lost numerous programmers and why.

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