How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse

Are you prepared for the zombie apocalypse? If not, you really should be. Zombies are deadly but if you follow these tips and tricks, you’ll survive like a pro! All you need is the right gear, Michael Jackson’s “Thriller,” and a Costco in Canada. Then you’ll be set to ward off those brain-eating fiends."
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HOW TO SURVIVE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE BY: GOAL ZERO POWER ANYWHERE THE KIT OF LIFE WATER PROOF MATCHES LARGE BACKPACK AXE BACON RECHARGEABLE FLASHLIGHT ROPE 2 POCKET KNIVES GPS FILTERING WATER BOTTLE PORTABLE SOLAR GEAR FIRST AID KIT MOVE TO COLD QUARTERS OPTIMAL LIVING ZONE ZOMBIES FREEZE IN THE COLD, LITERALLY WITH NO BLOOD CIRCULATION, ZOMBIES CRUMBLE. DISTRACT BY DANCING THRILLER IS KILLER, ZOMBIES STOP, DROP, AND DANCE TO MICHAEL JACKSON – EVERY TIME. LEARN PARKOUR PARKOUR MEANS: JUMPING, RUNNING, OR CLIMBING TO GET AROUND VARIOUS OBSTACLES IN THE QUICKEST AND MOST EFFICIENT MANNER POSSIBLE. START PRACTICING. SET UP SHOP AT COSTCO COSTCO WHOLESALE BULK FOOD ENOUGH SAID. BROADCAST CAT VIDEOS ZOMBIES AREN’T IMMUNE TO CUTE IF YOU CAN KEEP THE CAT VIDEOS COMING, YOU’LL HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO OUTRUN YOUR FRIENDS. CHUCK AND RUN BOTTOM LINE: ZOMBIES ARE CLUELESS AND CLUTZY. ATTACK THEIR ALLERGIES BRAINS LOOK LIKE CAULIFLOWER 10 OUT OF 10 ZOMBIE TESTS PROVE HEALTHY FOOD MAKES THEIR HEADS EXPLODE KICK AND CLIMB ZOMBIES ARE WEAK SAUCE THESE MINDLESS DRONES CAN’T FIGURE OUT HOW TO CLIMB USE DUCT TAPE HONESTLY, THERE ISN'T A SINGLE SITUATION DUCT TAPE CAN’T HANDLE.