How To Spot A Douchebag

HoW to Spot a douchebag There are men whose very appearance can compel you to turn your head in disgust, muttering the word "douche" in a long whisper. They're flexing in their skin-tight t-shirt, invading women's personal space at the bar and going on and on about their goddamn promotion. Let's take a look at the daytime and nighttime douches. Doucheba9 by day Seeing the sculpted models sets up an unattainable. They carry the notion of always being too "small" and "thin" into their adult years. This mental illness is seen as a male inverse of anorexia They usually have more than zero flat brimmed baseball caps. If you're not Jay-Z, you're only going to look like a douche Lots of steroids and food supplements Douchebags take pictures of themselves shirtless for the purpose of distribut- ing them on the Internet They usually spend more than 5 minutes pimping out their Myspace page They also have a Chinese character tattoo They tend to have an ultra juiced-up body that they show off at the beach Douchebags parade in their underwear They love to use naked girls wallpaper They use white pants to highlight the strong thighs They usually display the con- doms in the room so everyone knows that "he's the man" Douchebag by Night Douchebags have a blow-out hair cut, use lots of hair gel, and spend the night styling their hair Sunglasses at night They wear a crucifix but they The douchebag stumbles around haven't been to church parties after drink- ing two beers. Later in the night, Their wheels have spinning rims, the he'll tell you he's cool to drive home sound system is expensive, and they spend a month's salary on gas In every picture they make the They wear tight, pink Livestrong shirts peace sign bracelet ONLINE DATING UNIVERSITY Information provided by: http://www.onlinedating.org/ Sources: Cracked.com | Campussqueeze.com | Coedmagazine.com