How Americans See Europe

How Americans See Europe

All Europeans Are Obsessed with Soccer

Iceland: Volcano, Weird Language, Hot Blondes, Bad guys in Mighty Ducks II

Noway: Vikings turned Fishermen

Sweden: Home Of The Pirate Bay, Socialism, Elin & her twin, the word “ya”

Russia: Communism, hackers, Vodka, Anna Kournikova

Ireland: Red Hair, Alcoholics, Potatoes, The Color Green, U2

UK Scotland: Braveheart, Everyone wears Kilts, Haggis, Golf

Denmark: They make LEGOs and wear Wooden Shoes

Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Slovakia, Belarus: Those Are Countries?

UK England: Fish And Chips, Bad Teeth, James Bond, Harry Potter, Can’t hold down a colony

Netherlands: Drugs, Hookers, Drugged out Hookers

Poland: Polish Jokes, Not Very Intelligent

Belgium: Chocolate, National Mascot is a Kid Taking a Piss

France: Snobby, French Bread, Wine, Can’t win a war, Short Leaders

Germany: Beer, Shiza, Videos, Nazis, Sauerkraut, Shitty Food

Czech Republic: Beer! Cheap hookers… Beer!

Ukraine: Chernobyl, Everyones’ Rude

Switzerland: Rich, Secretive, Alps, ill-Gotten Bank Accounts

Austria: Little Germany, Lots of Mountains, Classical Music

Hungary: No thank you, I just ate

Romania: Vampires that don’t Sparkle, Mail Order Brides

Moldova: Doesn’t exist, never heard of it

Slovenia: Isn't that an electronics maker?

Albania, Bosnia, and Herzegovina, Kosovo, Macedonia, Montenegro, Croatia: Lots of Organized Crime, Went to war

Bulgaria: Aren't they part of Russia?

Portugal: It’s not spain?

Spain: Bulls, Hot Chicks

Monaco: Grace Kelly, Casinos

Italy: Mafia, Spaghetti, Gladiator, Super Mario

Greece: Home Of The Gyro, Country Totally Broke

Vatican City: Pope, Child Molestation, The Da Vinci Code

How Americans See Europe

shared by amie on May 13, 2011 in Humor


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Europe is like America's bigger, older brother and the grass is definitely different on the other side. Ireland is full of alcoholic redheads, English have bad teeth, and where is Moldova!? This inf...
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