Guide to Zombie Survival

GUIDE TO ZOMBIE SURVIVAL ZOMBIE ATTACK THE TYPES OF ZOMBIES YOU MAY EN COUNTER. KNOW YOUR ENEMY. AGILE ALL THOSE JUMPS, THROWS, LEG-KICKS AND SPLITS WILL PAY OFF WHEN SHE'S CHASING YOU DOWN FOR HER NEXT MEAL EASILY DISTRACTED INCREASE YOUR CHANCES BY STARTING "THE WAVE" OR CLAPPING WILDLY. ENERGETIC HER ABILITY TO STAY MOTIVATED IN THE FACE OF DISASTER GREATLY CHEERLEADER ZOMBIE REDUCES YOUR CHANCES GETTING SPECIMEN D AWAY. HIDE. HARD HELMET, MOUTH GAURD MUCH HARDER TO ELIMINATE ZOMBIE BRAIN ACTIVITY DECREASED CHANCE OF BEING BITTEN 47 DIS ARM"ING PHYSICALLY FIT SINCE THE BRAIN IS PROTECTED, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO OUTRUN THEM, SO ASK THEM TO RUN THE 40 YARD DASH OFF A 30 YARD PIER. RESORT TO DECREASING THE FOOTBALL ZOMBIE'S MOBILITY FOOTBALL ZOMBIE SPECIMEN A: НHНН CLUMSY. DANGEROUSLY AGGRESSIVE FORMERLY FUNNY AT BIRTHDAYS, THIS STILL "PROGRAMMED" TO BE AN ZOMBIE SPECIMEN HAS ENTERTAINER, CLOWN-ZOMBIES NO COORDINATION WILL COME AFTER YOU WITH NO HESITATION WANTING LAUGHS AS MUCH AS THEY WANT BRAINS. RUFFLE-COLLAR CAN SLOW THEIR APPROACH OF GETTING TEETH IN CONTACT WITH FLESH CLOWN ZOMBIE SPECIMENCE CUNNING "SCALPEL PLEASE". WATCH OUT IF THEY OFFER YOU A PILL, IT WILL BE A NAP YOU NEVER WAKE UP FROM. WITH ACCESS TO MEDICAL TOOLS, NURSE ZOMBIES POSE ADDITIONAL THREATS CARING INSTINCT HER PREVIOUS WILLINGNESS NURSE ZOMBIE, TO COME TO THE AID OF OTHERS SPECIMEN B: MAY PROVIDE OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU TO ESCAPE. ZOMBIE INFECTION WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A HUMAN IS BITTEN BY AN INFECTED ZOMBIE? NECK OR HEAD BITE NO HUMAN BRAIN ACTIVITY • CONCIOUSNESS LOST IN 0-3 HOURS • COMPLETE COMPLETE TRANSFORMATION TRANSFORMATION POTENTIALLY WITHIN 7-12 HOURS COMATOSE ARM BITE •CONCIOUSNESS LOST IN 4-10 HOURS • COMPLETE TRANSFORMATION POTENTIALLY WITHIN 12-24 HOURS PASSED OUT VIOLENTLY ILL DISORIENTATION LEG BITE •CONCIOUSNESS LOST IN 8-15 HOURS • COMPLETE ANGER & DEPRESSION TRANSFORMATION POTENTIALLY WITHIN 20.30 HOURS INITIAL BITE ZOMBIE INVASION KIT* THE MANDATORY SUPPLIES FOR MAXIMUM CHANCE OF SURVIVAL ONE GALLON WATER NON-PERISHABLE FOOD PER-PER SON, PER-DAY SELECT ITEMS YOU EAT REGULARLY MEDICATIONS TOOLS & SUPPLIES ITEMS FOR CONTACT, BUILDING, REPAIRING OVER-THE-COUNTER & ANY PRESCRIPTIONS YOU MAY NEED AND NAVIGATING SANITATION& HYGIENE CLOTHING&BEDDING HOUSEHOLD BLEACH, A CHANGE OF CLOTHES SOAP, TOWELS ETC. FOR EACH FAMILY MEMBER & BLANKETS IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS FIRST AID SUPPLIES COPIES OF YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE, PASSPORT & BIRTH ALTHOUGH YOU'RE A GONNER IF YOU GET BIT. YOU MUST PREPARE FOR ANY OTHER INJURIES CERTIFICATE 00 Infographic brought to you by HCC Medical Insurance Services www.hccmis.com * Source: Preparedness 101: Zom bie Apocalypse. http://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmatters/2011/05/preparedness-101-zombie-apocalypse/, accessed October 17th 2011 нсс info-graphic is for entertainment purposes only and supplied as part our sponsorship of the Irvington Halloween Festival organized by the Historic Irvington Community Council. lical Insurance Services, LLC is fully aware that Zombies are fictitious. #7007-IG-1011 AVERAGE HOURS