Growing Up Weiner

GROWING UP WEINER Now that Weinergate is said and done, it is time to reflect on the real victims - the 14,088 Americans who share the last name Weiner. To those folks, all we can say is - no matter how bad it may seem now, you can at least take solace in knowing someone out there will always have a slightly more hilarious anatomy based name (like Hugh Jass, for example). WEINER, YOU'RE IN GOOD COMPANY Nearly 110,000 Americans Have "Weiner-esque" Names BONER / BOHNER 2,493 DONG 6,662 Top 5 Most Popular "Weiner-esque" Top 5 Least Popular "Weiner-esque" Names Names SCHLONG PACKAGE 26 WEINER 14,088 PECKER 45 WANG WILLY 728 SHAFT 382 DICK 66,662 18,227 JOKE'S ON YOU, BART: THESE NAMES ARE REAL Mike Hunt =1,154 Ben Dover Jack Off = One Person Hugh Jass Ivana Tinkle Anita Bath Seymour Butts Mike Rotch Harry Annis TOP 10 BODY PART LAST NAMES Head - 22,930 Eye - 1,260 Nose/Knose - 121 Butt - 4,102 Lip-98 Knee - 1,195 Neck - 195 Finger - 4,300 Bottom - 1,184 Chin - 22,738 Back - 6,856 Head - 22,930 Shin - 13,516 Pitts - 195 Knipple/Nipple Chin - 22,738 - 22,738 Muscle - 36 Arm - 204 Elbow - 49 Abs - 30 Belly - 62 Foot / Foote - 13,933 Stomach - 4 Back - 6,856 Hand - 18,882 Hip - 26 Rump - 823 Navel - 100 Bottom - 1,184 Butt - 4,102 STOMACH Finger - 4,300 is the least Thumb - 26 Crotch - 8 common body Hand - 18,892 part last name! Thigh - 5 Knee - 1,195 Leg - 5 HEAD is the most Calf - 38 common body part last name! Shin - 13,516 Foot/Foote - 13,933 Toe - 304 OTHER FAMOUS PEOPLE WHO ALL TIME WORST LAST NAMES SHOULD NOT TWEET LEWD PHOTOS Grand Prize: Ramsbottom 225 225 AMERICANS Willy Stroker #2 News Reporter #1 #3 US Congressman Dick Trickle Dick Swett NASCAR Driver SHARE THE LAST NAME RAMSBOTTOM www 2nd Runner Up: Place Grossweiner Isa Dick Hackett #4 Rear Admiral #5 George Cockburn Wang Dong #6 Chinese Soccer Player D. Hollywood Producer British Navy Officer 10 AMERICANS SHARE THE LAST NAME OF GROSSWEINER white pages. SOURCES Sources - http://tastesfunny.net/2008/07/02/top-ten-unfortunate-names- of-famous-people-with-documentation/ http://www.you-can-be-funny.com/FunnyLastNames.html http://www.life.com/gallery/51011/image/108321967#index/16 http://names.whitepages.com/ Moe Szyslak, the original prank calling victim BODY PARTS THAT DOUBLE AS LAST NAMES Former U.S. Representative Anthony Weiner