Facts about Showering



27% Percentage of water used domestically via showering and bathing

42% Percentage of americans that pee in the shower

52% Percentage of americans that sing in the shower

53% of people shower in the morning

29 percent wait until evening

7% of Americans claim they never bathe at all

101 degrees Temperature of average shower

60 Gallons Amount of water used in an average shower


Take off your clothes and place them in the laundry basket according to color.

Take your clothes off while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile

Walk to the bathroom wearing a dressing gown

Walk naked to the bathroom

If you see your husband along the way cover up any exposed areas

If you see your wife along the way, shake your manhood and make a "woo-hoo" sound

Look at your physique in the mirror, make a mental note to do more leg lifts in the morning

Admire your physique in the mirror and the size of your manhood. Scratch backside.

Get in the shower

Use a face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah and pumice stone

Wash your face

Wash your hair once with sage and cucumber shampoo with 43 added vitamins

Wash your armpits

Condition your hair with grapefruit and mint-enhanced conditioner

Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off

Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red

Spend the majority of the time washing your privates and surrounding area

Wash the rest of your body with gingernut and jaffa cake body wash

Wash your hair with stuff from the bottle nearest to your hand

Shave your armpits and legs

Make a shampoo mohawk

Sponge off all the wet surfaces in the shower

Pee like a racehorse

Spray any mold spots with tile cleaner

Rinse and get out of the shower

Dry off with a towel the size of a small country

Fail to notice the water on the floor from the shower curtain hanging out the bath

Wrap your hair in a super absorbent towel

Admire the size of your manhood in the mirror again

Return to the bedroom wearing a long dressing gown and towel on your head

Leave the shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, and the light and fan on

Spend 40 minutes drying your hair with a hand held jet engine

Throw the wet towel on the bed and run your fingers through your hair twice to dry it

Facts about Showering

shared by linchpinseo on Jan 15, 2013 in Humor


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Fun facts about taking showers explores some fun facts about water consumption as well as how men and woman shower differently.
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