Facts about Showering

SHOWERING FACTS

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN & WOMAN



27% Percentage of water used domestically via showering and bathing



42% Percentage of americans that pee in the shower



52% Percentage of americans that sing in the shower



53% of people shower in the morning



29 percent wait until evening



7% of Americans claim they never bathe at all



101 degrees Temperature of average shower



60 Gallons Amount of water used in an average shower



SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN VS SHOWER LIKE A MAN



Take off your clothes and place them in the laundry basket according to color.



Take your clothes off while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile



Walk to the bathroom wearing a dressing gown



Walk naked to the bathroom



If you see your husband along the way cover up any exposed areas



If you see your wife along the way, shake your manhood and make a "woo-hoo" sound



Look at your physique in the mirror, make a mental note to do more leg lifts in the morning



Admire your physique in the mirror and the size of your manhood. Scratch backside.



Get in the shower



Use a face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah and pumice stone



Wash your face



Wash your hair once with sage and cucumber shampoo with 43 added vitamins



Wash your armpits



Condition your hair with grapefruit and mint-enhanced conditioner



Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off



Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red



Spend the majority of the time washing your privates and surrounding area



Wash the rest of your body with gingernut and jaffa cake body wash



Wash your hair with stuff from the bottle nearest to your hand



Shave your armpits and legs



Make a shampoo mohawk



Sponge off all the wet surfaces in the shower



Pee like a racehorse



Spray any mold spots with tile cleaner



Rinse and get out of the shower



Dry off with a towel the size of a small country



Fail to notice the water on the floor from the shower curtain hanging out the bath



Wrap your hair in a super absorbent towel



Admire the size of your manhood in the mirror again



Return to the bedroom wearing a long dressing gown and towel on your head



Leave the shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, and the light and fan on



Spend 40 minutes drying your hair with a hand held jet engine



Throw the wet towel on the bed and run your fingers through your hair twice to dry it SHOWERING FACTS DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN & WOMAN 27% 42% 52% Percentage of water used domestically via showering and bathing Percentage of americans that pee in Percentage of americans that sing in the shower the shower 53 percent of people shower in the morning 29 percent wait until evening 101° 50 Gallons E: 7% of Americans claim they Temperature of average shower Amount of water used in never bathe at all an average shower VS SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN SHOWER LIKE A MAN Take off your clothes and place them in the laundry basket according to color. Take your clothes off while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile Walk to the bathroom wearing a dressing Walk naked to the bathroom gown If you see your husband along the way cover up any exposed If you see your wife along the way, shake your manhood and make a "woo-hoo" sound areas Look at your physique in the mirror, make a mental note to do more leg lifts in the morning Admire your physique in the mirror and the size of your manhood. Scratch backside. Get in the shower Use a face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long Wash your face loofah and pumice stone Wash your armpits Wash your hair once with sage and cucumber shampoo with 43 added vitamins Condition your hair with grapefruit and mint-enhanced conditioner Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red Spend the majority of the time washing your privates and surrounding area Wash the rest of your body with gingernut and jaffa cake body wash Wash your hair with stuff from the bottle nearest to your hand Make a shamp0o mohawk Shave your armpits and legs Sponge off all the wet surfaces in the shower Pee like a racehorse Spray any mold spots with tile cleaner Rinse and get out of the shower Fail to notice the water on the floor from Dry off with a towel the size of a small country the shower curtain hanging out of the bath your manhood in the mirror again Wrap your hair in a super absorbent towel Admire the size Return to the bedroom wearing a long dressing gown and towel on your head Leave the shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, and the light and fan on Spend 40 minutes drying your hair with a hand held jet engine Throw the wet towel on the bed and run your fingers through your twice to dry RIPT