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The Conspiracy Theory Flowchart

Find THE TRUTH with Start Here the Conspiracy Theory Flo wchart THEY don't want yoи to see. Think again Are the bastards out to get you? Well of course THEY would say that wouldn't THEY. They say not Yes, they're up to something alright, I just know it. B The Reason Stick E@Crispian_Jago Who do you suppose THEY are? Big Pharma Aliens THEM No man, I'm talking about some really scary secret underground shit. What, the government? Does Queen Elizabeth II bear an uncanny resemblance to a large shape shifting lizard from the Alpha Draconis star system? What, like a sort of private annual conference for extremely influential politicians and businessmen? Actually, now you come to mention it, she kind of does a bit. No, I mean the people who ACTUALLY rule the world. Yeah, those sneaky bastards are up to something. Exactly, but with a sort of sinister shadowy hand on the global tiller Don't be silly, she just has a very large selection of nice green frocks with matching hats Roundheads or Cavaliers? Roundhead. Cavalier. Reptilians Sounds fun. Can I bring the wife? The Protocols of the Elders of Zion Do o you suppose they are attempting to hasten the return of the After a technologically advanced alien species has mastered interstellar space travel and invested vast time and effort into Certainly not. Definitely I suppose so. antichrist Not sure. travelling to earth, who do you suppose they would be most likely to make first contact with? The Illuminati The New World Orde Bilderberg Group Bohemian Grove A Credulous Hick The Chosen One The U.S. Army The Nazis Ancient Cows civilisations Have you ever fantasised about Crop Circles Has The Chosen One ever been taken to the planet Elohim on a flying saucer to meet Jesus, Buddha and Joseph Do crashed alien spaceships look a little bit like a knackered high altitude weather balloon? Hollow Earth shiny dildos? Certainly Not Which planet did they land Smith? Alien Abductions Alien Visitations No, they're all nice and shiny and zip about the place Mars Yep. Pretty impressive eh? No. but she has written a very silly book There are some superficial similarities, yes. Cattle Mutilation Ancient Astronauts Raēlian Pleiadians Do the aliens have permission from the U.S. army to buzz around the place in their nice shiny spaceships putting the willies up the locals? The Face on Mars AREA 51 Area 51 Yes Big Pharma are evil because. NO TRESPA a ATORS WAE Anyone inside? They're trying to wipe us out alright No question. Do you reckon they're trying to kill us? Yes, a little grey bugger Yes, a little grey bugger, but we cut him up. No They use evil toxins Doctors tell you a crock of shit. They're trying to cover up natural remedies. They're making up diseases to sell us more drugs. Dulce Base No, they're just Aspartame Sorry, what was that? What sort of natural remedies? fucking with stuff and not telling us about it, but I know what they're up to. They don't fool me. Alien Roswell Pay attention Autopsy он кн, Pay attention and calm down. Sweeteners Well, you can cure cancer with a large glass of carrot juice and a cup of coffee up your jacksie day. Even Prince Charles knows that. AIDS isn't caused by HIV and can be They're killing us all the time and blaming it on someone else so we don't get suspicious, but I'm on to them. How are cured with beetroot and they trying to kill us? Eхample? eevery ADD ADHD Poison garlic What are they fucking with? Won't somebody think of the children Who are they blaming? What are they poisoning? The Gerson HIV AIDS Kids Therapy Denial The The Food The Water Muslims You can cure all known diseases by simply not cooking your food. The Libyans The Air GM Crops Fluoridation Pan Am Vaccine Denial 9/11 Columbine Flight 103 9/11 Chemtrails Raw Food Conspiracy What would be a The President Secret Weapons Our Minds better source of The Weather medical advice? Infomercials Glossy Magazines Which As that What about it? One? camera looking at me? Big Brother + Yes Could they perhaps be conducting secret trials to see which soft cream cheese goes best with salmon and bagels? Obama Kenhedy Clinton The Daily Mail They're making shit up and telling it to us to frighten us. They're doing frightening shit and not telling us. Kevin No, it's just filming that pretend WDDTY Trudeau Quite possibly. Very unlikely astronaut JFK Assassination Global Warming НAARP X Causes Cancer X Cures Cancer Moon Clinton Body Count Birthers Philadelphia Experiment Mauntauk Landing Thanks for sharing and thanke for linking back to original source at: http://www.crispian -jago.blogspot.co.uk Project Hoax

The Conspiracy Theory Flowchart

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Find the truth they don't want you to know with the conspiracy theory flowchart.

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